Steve-O from jackass has his own show called wild boys ...where they get up close and personal with animals ... here they figured the best way to view lions in africa, was from inside a zebra suite. LOL .. didn't turn out too good :1orglaugh

http://picture.funnyjunk.com/pics/0271.jpg

Alright thats enough woman bashing for tonight....

so far elli has week 1 tues 6/1 to mon 6/7


jackson has week 2 tues 6/8 to mon 6/14



theres still two weeks left. and i am having a great time with these jokes and pics, but its getting harder by the post to pick the next winners

lol sobe is takin' over the competition :)

Think this guys wife killed him? I'd say so.

http://picture.funnyjunk.com/pics/0171.jpg

http://picture.funnyjunk.com/pics/bungee_surprise.jpg

Come on. You absolutely HAVE to laugh at this one.

thats a good one, almost

http://www.komar.org/faq/images/ots-toilet.jpg

keep scrubbin

uh oh.........dont you dare make me laugh. i may shoot myself if i have to put bdjuf owns me in my sig

you know you waaaaant it :1orglaugh :thumbsup

listen to the whole thing :thumbsup :1orglaugh

i remember the first time i heard that............that was a good one.



but i've heard it before

thats pretty good

ok, i'm almost ready with a decision for week 3



who else has something funny to post

I've gotta run out for a bit. I'll be back! Dont give away the rest of the month without me!

i dont know............


as the night shift comes on, they can get pretty funny also

ok, i'm back........i stepped out for a min.

lets finish this.


post some more funny shit, theres 2 weeks left

A kid was sitting on his lawn with a box of puppies one morning. George
Bush was on his morning run, accompanied by some Secret Service
workers. Dubya asked the boy what kind of puppies were in the box.

The little boy said, "Republicans."

The President beamed, patted the boy on the head, and said, "Thatta
boy!"

A few weeks later Bush was jogging again, this time with Dick Cheney in
tow. Bush stopped at the boy's house, winked at Dick and said, "Hey
kid, what kind of pupies are in the box?"

The boy said, "Democracts"

Bush looked crushed, saying, "What happened? A few weeks ago they
were Republicans!"

The boy said, "Well, the puppies opened their eyes."

This old guy is about 30 seconds away from whipping out his dick.

http://www.funnyshit.com/media/pics/807.jpg

here is a joke that always make me laugh...


- how do you get a retarded kid to kill himself?
- ?
- you give him a knife and ask him who's special..

Nice work! :1orglaugh

Ronald McDonald being escorted from the Neverland Ranch after a long weekend with Michael and friends...... (I always knew he was a pedophile)

http://www.funjail.com/wimg/ronald_jail.jpg

If you can look at this for more than 10 seconds and not laugh, you are a better mand than me :)

http://www.ahajokes.com/fp054.html

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

One day while on patrol, a police officer pulled over a car for speeding. He went up to the car and asked the driver to roll down her window. The first thing he noticed, besides the nice red sports car, was how gorgeous the driver was! Drop dead blonde, the works.

"I've pulled you over for speeding, Ma'am.... Could I see your driver's license...?"

"...License...???" replied the blonde, instantly revealing that she wasn't very bright.

"It's usually in your wallet..." replied the officer. After fumbling for a few minutes, the driver managed to find it. "Now may I see your registration..." asked the cop.

"Registration..... what's that....?" asked the blonde. "It's usually in your glove compartment..." said the cop impatiently. After more fumbling, she found the registration.

"I'll be back in a minute," said the cop and walked back to his car. The officer radioed the dispatch to run a check on the woman's license and registration. After a few moments, the dispatcher came back.

"Ummm.... is this woman driving a red sports car?" "Yes," replied the officer.

"Is she a drop dead gorgeous blonde?" asked the dispatcher. "Uh... yes" replied the cop.

"Here's what you do...." said the dispatcher."Give her the stuff, stand back,and drop your pants..."

"WHAT!!? I can't do that. That's crazy!" exclaimed the cop."Trust me..... just do it...." said the dispatcher.

So the cop returned to the blonde, gave back the license and registration, and dropped his pants as the dispatcher said. The blonde looked down and sighed,

"Ohh no... not ANOTHER breathalyser....

This one is terrible....

A young girl walks in and sees her mother in the shower. She asks, "What's that, mommy?"
The mother says, "It's a vagina."
So the girl says, "When will I get one of those?"
"When you're a teenager," the mother replies.

Later on, the little girl walks in on her father while he's showering. "What's that, daddy?"
"It's a penis," he replies.
"When will I get one of those?" she asks.
The father says, "As soon as your mother leaves for work."

Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?
A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Q: How can you tell if your wife is dead?
A: The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

Q: What did the gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common?
A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it.

Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
A: Full.

Q: What's the difference between oral sex & anal sex?
A: Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.

Q: How is pubic hair like parsley?
A: You push it to the side before you start eating.

Q: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong?
A: Made her chain too long.

Q: How is a woman like a condom?
A: Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

Q: What is the difference between a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken?
A: By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

Q: How are tornadoes and marriage alike?
A: They both begin with a lot of sucking and blowing, and in the end you lose your house.