Valentines Day Gifts... What should i do? - GoFuckYourself.com

Fucker · 01-25-2001, 01:32 AM

does anyone have any suggestions about what would be a romantic thing to do for your girl for valentines day? ive been trying to come up with something but been having trouble. Im thinking... candy? flowers?
but fuck that...

someone help me..

I know there are some girls out there with some good advice????

sggirl · 01-25-2001, 02:52 AM

Give her a gift certificate to a really nice day spa for women. Dont be cheap, let her get the whole works, massage, facial, makeover etc.. Then its off to dinner at a resturant that you have to dress to get in.
Wine before & after dinner, arrange to have the flowers delivered during desert.
Do not talk about sports, porn, old girlfriends nor ask if she "wants to fuck".
Rent a video, not porno, but a "chick flick"
that she has been wanting to see & watch it with her without making any comments about it being stupid. This is better if you can snuggle up with her in front of the fireplace while watching.
The day after Valentines, give her a gift certificate to a maid service & have them come in & clean her apt. or house, do the laundry etc. Also, more flowers the day after
with a note thanking her for a wonderful evening. (even if you didnt get laid.) "Great blowjob" is not repeat not an approiate compliment at this time.
One week later, more flowers to celebrate the "anniversery" of your wonderful evening together.
WARNING... After 2 weeks be prepared for all her girlfriends to start flirting with you. She will bragg & you will get the reputation of a world class lover.

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Keyser · 01-25-2001, 08:34 AM

You could do that... or...

You could just her her a $20 gift cert to Wal-Mart.
She's going to shop there eventualy and you know it!

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Red · 01-25-2001, 08:38 AM

A day at the spa works for me. That's one of my favorite things. Don't forget, not only do you have to cover the cost of the day, but all the tipping as well. (and there's a lot)
If money is tight, you can give her a day of her own. Make her a gift certificate for an entire day where she gets to call the shots. Whatever she wants to do, you'll go along with. (even if it's shopping

) Or you could clean her house for her. Just remember, whatever you do, Valentines Day requires flowers, even if only a small bouquet. It just loses something without them.

Red

Scraper · 01-25-2001, 10:33 AM

Take her to a comedy club.

Follow this with a visit to Ronald McDonald.

Oh wait, she's older than 15 right?

Rictor · 01-25-2001, 10:37 AM

I usually do the whole candy, flowers, jewlry, dinner thing. I also wrote my wife a poem last Valentine's Day (our first together - we're still newlyweds) and she claims that was her favorite gift. I believe her because she has mentioned it several times since.

Don't worry if poetry isn't your thing...it's the thought that counts...just do someting that comes from the heart...a picnic in the park or something...spending a lot of money on a woman does not tell her you love her...it tells her you took the easy way out (but spend the money anyway...hehe).

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RRRED · 01-25-2001, 10:37 AM

hehe.... I did this once for a boyfriend years ago and he was just floored. He was so happy...

You'll spend a whole day planning for this and you have to make sure that it's totally organized. First, pick about 5-10 different shops that offer romantic gifts. Go to each one and buy something like a bottle of champagne at one place, some nice glasses at another, lingerie, maybe have a big cookie made at the bakery with her name on it, etc etc etc.......

Now, make sure you arrange for these items to be picked up at the register by her and make sure there's a note attached to each item with instructions on where to go next. When she's visited the last location to pick up the last item, that note should direct her to a nice hotel with YOU waiting naked with candles all over the room and probably a nice dinner or something cuz she'll be tired and starved from running all over the place. hehe hope this helps

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MrCockTale · 01-25-2001, 12:53 PM

Just fuck her a couple of times

boneprone · 01-25-2001, 01:01 PM

bring her to the boneprone "facial" spa..

Grimez · 01-25-2001, 01:33 PM

Smack her on the ass and say "happy Valentines day bitch!" You'll get a big surprise. She'll love you forever!

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basschick · 01-25-2001, 02:46 PM

you're asking what to get without telling us what she's like. getting a generic gift is never gonna get you the same points as one that's about her.

for example, a day at the spa for me would = a waste of money. my boyfriend buys me bass equipment but that probably wouldn't work for her ;-)

you could take her to her favorite place (no bitching about it!) and give her a nice piece of jewelry that fits her personality... take her somewhere amazing (there are some hotel rooms in big sur that are built in trees)...

there are no perfect "woman gifts". why not really look at what she enjoys and base what you get her on her lifestyle?

The Bringer · 12-03-2003, 08:22 AM

Are you talking to yourself?

TheLegacy · 12-03-2003, 08:24 AM

Its december 2003 - you got more than enough time to worry about valentines, if your present for christmas isnt any good, then maybe she'll leave you and your headaches will be over on what to get her for valentines.

JamesK · 12-03-2003, 08:25 AM

another old thread

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01-25-2001, 02:52 AM	#2
sggirl Registered User Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 27	Give her a gift certificate to a really nice day spa for women. Dont be cheap, let her get the whole works, massage, facial, makeover etc.. Then its off to dinner at a resturant that you have to dress to get in. Wine before & after dinner, arrange to have the flowers delivered during desert. Do not talk about sports, porn, old girlfriends nor ask if she "wants to fuck". Rent a video, not porno, but a "chick flick" that she has been wanting to see & watch it with her without making any comments about it being stupid. This is better if you can snuggle up with her in front of the fireplace while watching. The day after Valentines, give her a gift certificate to a maid service & have them come in & clean her apt. or house, do the laundry etc. Also, more flowers the day after with a note thanking her for a wonderful evening. (even if you didnt get laid.) "Great blowjob" is not repeat not an approiate compliment at this time. One week later, more flowers to celebrate the "anniversery" of your wonderful evening together. WARNING... After 2 weeks be prepared for all her girlfriends to start flirting with you. She will bragg & you will get the reputation of a world class lover. ------------------ www.sin-girls.com

01-25-2001, 08:34 AM	#3
Keyser Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Iowa Posts: 142	You could do that... or... You could just her her a $20 gift cert to Wal-Mart. She's going to shop there eventualy and you know it! ------------------ Keyser Submit to 600 TGPs with one click! Get $.05 per search! LegCandy TGP - The best of the fetishes!

01-25-2001, 08:38 AM	#4
Red Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: nomad Posts: 518	A day at the spa works for me. That's one of my favorite things. Don't forget, not only do you have to cover the cost of the day, but all the tipping as well. (and there's a lot) If money is tight, you can give her a day of her own. Make her a gift certificate for an entire day where she gets to call the shots. Whatever she wants to do, you'll go along with. (even if it's shopping ) Or you could clean her house for her. Just remember, whatever you do, Valentines Day requires flowers, even if only a small bouquet. It just loses something without them. Red

01-25-2001, 10:33 AM	#5
Scraper Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Rainforest Posts: 182	Take her to a comedy club. Follow this with a visit to Ronald McDonald. Oh wait, she's older than 15 right?

01-25-2001, 10:37 AM	#6
Rictor Old Timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 12,208	I usually do the whole candy, flowers, jewlry, dinner thing. I also wrote my wife a poem last Valentine's Day (our first together - we're still newlyweds) and she claims that was her favorite gift. I believe her because she has mentioned it several times since. Don't worry if poetry isn't your thing...it's the thought that counts...just do someting that comes from the heart...a picnic in the park or something...spending a lot of money on a woman does not tell her you love her...it tells her you took the easy way out (but spend the money anyway...hehe). ------------------ PigPorn TGP Big Penis Webmaster Program - Free Bannerless Hosting!

01-25-2001, 10:37 AM	#7
RRRED Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: WA Posts: 6,754	hehe.... I did this once for a boyfriend years ago and he was just floored. He was so happy... You'll spend a whole day planning for this and you have to make sure that it's totally organized. First, pick about 5-10 different shops that offer romantic gifts. Go to each one and buy something like a bottle of champagne at one place, some nice glasses at another, lingerie, maybe have a big cookie made at the bakery with her name on it, etc etc etc....... Now, make sure you arrange for these items to be picked up at the register by her and make sure there's a note attached to each item with instructions on where to go next. When she's visited the last location to pick up the last item, that note should direct her to a nice hotel with YOU waiting naked with candles all over the room and probably a nice dinner or something cuz she'll be tired and starved from running all over the place. hehe hope this helps ------------------ Join4Free

01-25-2001, 12:53 PM	#8
MrCockTale Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Amsterdam, the Netherlands Posts: 669	Just fuck her a couple of times

01-25-2001, 01:01 PM	#9
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	bring her to the boneprone "facial" spa..

01-25-2001, 01:33 PM	#10
Grimez Registered User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Hilton Head, SC, USA Posts: 97	Smack her on the ass and say "happy Valentines day bitch!" You'll get a big surprise. She'll love you forever! ------------------ Hey, I'm Dabomb!

01-25-2001, 02:46 PM	#11
basschick Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: el lay, ca usa Posts: 2,540	you're asking what to get without telling us what she's like. getting a generic gift is never gonna get you the same points as one that's about her. for example, a day at the spa for me would = a waste of money. my boyfriend buys me bass equipment but that probably wouldn't work for her ;-) you could take her to her favorite place (no bitching about it!) and give her a nice piece of jewelry that fits her personality... take her somewhere amazing (there are some hotel rooms in big sur that are built in trees)... there are no perfect "woman gifts". why not really look at what she enjoys and base what you get her on her lifestyle?

12-03-2003, 08:22 AM	#12
The Bringer So Fucking Banned Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Right behind you, staring schemingly into your frail skull... Posts: 165	Are you talking to yourself?