Tam

Ok, dammit. I can't win a damn thing. not one thing.... EVER...... why?

Maybe Red and I need to have another "little session" , it worked on another board....... LMAO

OR maybe I could offer a pic of my ass as billboard again?

Hmmmm....... oh well...... LMAO

Tam

blakkfrogg

Correct me if I'm wrong, and I'm sure you will , are you saying that you've offered the use of your ass as a billboard in exchange for things in the past?

Heh-heh-heh.... If so, got any juicy details? LOL

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Techie Media

Tam baby, This probabally isn't what your looking for, but you did win a special place in my heart You a good friend for life...

Blackfrog, send me an email and ill show you a killer billboard.

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http://www.lightningfree.com

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MrCockTale

Why don't we all help Tam and start posting
messages here to get the longest thread this
week

JT

Hey Tam I offered to give you my shirt for
a little display ad on your ass. So
it's up to you if you want it.

Be brave, Be willing and the world will be yours.



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JT
Because your life depends on Firestone.....
Literally!

Tam

JT, I also asked you what you wanted written on this "billboard" too and you never said. I am not writing "Lens is Gay" on it... JEEZ, he'd have my head...... or my ass in court one. LMAO

Lightning... well... I can't carry that with me like I can one of those cool shirts, or something like that. LOL

Blakk...... oh GOD, I am not so sure you could handle all that babe...... whew.... it gets hairy...... I have done all sorts of shit with my ass and a magic marker.

Tam

blakkfrogg

Lightning.... [email protected] is one of my infinite addresses.

Tam.... I've seen more than you think I have. Heck, I've DONE more than you think I have!

Magic marker, eh? Is that by any chance a euphemism? I mean, some guys call it a salami, some call it a sword, some call it a thunderhammer, some call it a beefstick, some call it an oversized kielbasa.... but magic marker? What could THAT imply?

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angelicfucker

Tam honey I've dona all sorts of crazy shit too but you don't see me plastering all over the net. I want one of thoses shirts too so I see what you mean.LOL

Tam

Blakk..... rotflmfao.... you almost made me spit coffee all over my damn pc..... No a magic marker implies just that, babe...... The magic marker I use to write these messages on my ass. LMAO

angelicfucker.... well I can't exactly say that.. these crazy fuckers can talk me into doing the weirdest shit sometimes. LMAO

Tam

blakkfrogg

What I REALLY wanna' know is did you write that yourself or did you have help? I mean, thanks to an anonymous all-natural electrician from the storm clouds, I've seen the evidence.

If you wrote that yourself, good job! I can't write that neatly on paper!

Another thing.... Did this 'billboard' ever make it to the side of the highway as planned?

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Tam

I am not sure exactly what the hell he did with it... let me see if I can find it for you.. it's over at the pcbbs some place.

And no I gave that honor to my hubby.. he got the other rewards for that pic and all the "hard" work he put into it. *evil laugh*

tam

blakkfrogg

Oh, you dirty girl, you.

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Tam

http://bbs.porncity.net/Forum1/HTML/016882.html

here it is....... LMAO

GOD..... what's worse is I did it more than once. And for that pic I got a top link listing on his site for a week.... made me $35 off that deal. LMAO

Tam

Tam

ME a dirty girl? Good grief, I have been married to the guy for nearly 18 years... you gotta let me play a little bit....... right?

Tam

JT

Ok Tam.... Here is what would work for me
Put "Amateurmoney.com Rules" and you got the shirt.

JT

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JT
Because your life depends on Firestone.....
Literally!

Tam

JT... ok you got it........ let me get these damn kids in the bed and I'll get it done for you and have it done tomorrow morning..... NOW I have to go to the damn store AGAIN...... magic marker kinda ran dry.

And Blakk.. before you get anymore bad scenes going on in that little head of yours.... it's crayola and no I did not SUCK it dry.... LMAO

Techie Media

Actually FYI I havent done anything with your ass (yet) Tam... I look at it every morning to get the blood pumping ...heheh But I havent posted it anyware, Maybe it will be a button someday, ..??? But since weve become good friends I feel kinda funny exploiting you sweet cheeks, so maybe Ill just keep it under my covers...LOL
Love Ya Babe

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JT

Cool... I can hardly wait.

email me your address and I will send you my GFY shirt...

[email protected] or [email protected]



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Because your life depends on Firestone.....
Literally!

Red

Careful Tam, Don't get JT too excited there. Remember, I'm the only woman in the office.

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JT

Hey now Red... Tam can get me as
turned on as she wants.....er I want.


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JT
Because your life depends on Firestone.....
Literally!

Tam

Red.... oops!!! I forgot about that... BUT I'm so sure that you have your means to keep all those guys in line there.. I have so much faith in ya babe..... besides.. I need a damn t-shirt. LOL

JT... I have your pic, I have to do some work on my sites today and as soon as I can get a minute alone, away from the kids, I'll get it to you..... look for it sometime today.

Tam

blakkfrogg

Now you listen up, Mrs. "Picture Takin'" Tam.

I can have whatever sick and twisted, mentally deranged ideas about markers and their Freudian signifigance I want going on in my head.

I mean, c'mon.... I've already got so many other voices talking to me in there, what harm can there be in one more?


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Tam

Blakk..... rotfl..... I would almost be willing to bet I have way more voices than you..... I lost count when I was 18 and there was about 8 then.... shit that's been 18 years ago.

BUT I think you have me beat on the twisted part.... I never had any twisted thoughts about a damn magic marker. so you win on that one. LMAO

Tam

blakkfrogg

OK, so you might have more voices than I do.... I lost the ability to hear most of them at the age of 26 when I went through puberty.

When I applied to collleges way, way, way back in 1990 they asked me about my SAT's and replied, "Oh, they're great! A whole lot of fun." All the schools accepted me without question and it wasn't until a few years later that I realized they were talking about some silly test scores and not my 'Sick and Twisted Thoughts'.

Oh well. They should have been more specific.



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Tam

hey at least they let you in, I kept trying but everytime I went there the damn doors were locked......... I kept seeing people inside, but I couldn't get in where they were........ they were all pointing and laughing at me.........

My hubby said it was because I didn't have any clothes on........ hmmm.......

Tam

Rictor

Did she say she'll show her ass to win a prize? Hmm...that might work for me. I won't subject people to pics of my ass for a prize...

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JT

Ok Tam Where is the picture you promised.
I am waiting with the tee shirt for you.

John

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JT
Because your life depends on Firestone.....
Literally!

blakkfrogg

Tam, your husband might be right. Nakedness was definitely not something that was encouraged at Brown or the State School in NY I attended.

Nakedness was often enjoyed, don't get me wrong, but it definitely was not used to gain admittance.

OK, so nakedness helped one girl I met at Brown. She was naked in the hallway of the dorm I lived in and randomly decided to knock on our door at 5 AM. She had no idea who we were and we had no idea who she was.

Yeah, we let her in because, well, aside from the fact that naked chicks don't appear at my door very often, you'll see. Had to call the EMT's about 5 minutes later because the poor girl had consumed WAY too much alcohol at a frat party and was sicker than a dog. Had a good case of alcohol poisoning, as it turned out. Was hospitalized for a day or so.

So, the moral of the story is, "If you're so drunk you need medical attention, naked, a chick, and in my neck of the woods, stop on by! I love answering paramedics and policemen about the circumstances surrounding your being naked, half dead and in my room!"

They were gonna' arrest us that night, too. She was only 16 years old. They (obviously) thought we had gotten the girl that way. Wasn't until one of her friends finally showed up that the accusations stopped.

Sheesh. Do a good deed and almost go to jail. That'll teach me.


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Tam

Blakk...... LMAO.. that's the way it always happens..... Why do you think I never do a damn thing for anyone?

JT, if you catch this..... I am working on the pic.. the first set came out kinda blurry and really hard to read........ was going to do some more last night but my ASS is kinda bruised.........

And before anyone goes and gets any nasty thoughts...... *eyeing Blakk hard* I fell down 15 uncarpeted stairs on my damn ass..... so it is kinda beat up at the moment. I will get the pic, I promise.......

HEY....... I could take them WITH the bruises and say AP turned my hubby on so much that he came and had rough sex with me...... hmmmm..... the ideas....... LMAO

Tam

JT

Ok I understand.... I was just hoping to see your butt art sooner but take your time and heal yourself.

You know if you take the rollerskates off first it's easier to negotiate the stairs.

Just a tip.

John aka JT

Tam

Well NOW you tell me..... hmmm... wonder why no one told me that all these years? This is my second trip down a flight of stairs in less than 6 months.......... only trouble is that this time they had no damn carpet on them.......... I think it will be ok, but if you think the skates are what did it then I need to retire them damn things.

Wonder why my FAMILY never told me not to wear my skates on stairs....... think they are trying to off me so they can have all my worldly goods? rotfl

STOP, it hurts to laugh!!!

Tam

Red

I'm sorry you hurt your tushy Tam. Did hubby kiss it and make it all better?

Red

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blakkfrogg

Seriously, Tam... Do I look likethe kind of amphibian that would make a rude comment about a bruised posterior? Do I come off as being that insensitive to the plight of a damaged set of buttcheeks that I would mock you in your time of need???

I take all injuries to the hind quarters very seriously and have donated generously to the Save-A-Butt Foundation for the past ten years. In fact, just last year I put together a charity dance which raised a little over $53,000 for the Foundation. It was called The Gluteus Rock. A good time was had by all.

You know, sometimes I almost convince MYSELF that I'm serious with this shit. That's scaring me.

All kidding aside, sue your family for not cluing you in to the whole rollerskating on the stairs thing and I do hope you heal up nicely.

- Blakk "Compassionate(?)" Frogg

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Tam

Red.... HELL no he didn't kiss it.... I won't let anyone within 10 damn feet of me..... giving birth was a breeze in comparison with this. LMAO

Blakk... what tells me you are full of shit here? Ummm......... could it be that you are a ......... ummm...... let's see...... a

MAN?????!!!!!?

rotfl

I am teasing, I think I believe you....... no wait.... no I don't.... I need some drugs........ *evil laugh*

Tam

pipeking

Bump. ;)