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Seriously, Tam... Do I look likethe kind of amphibian that would make a rude comment about a bruised posterior? Do I come off as being that insensitive to the plight of a damaged set of buttcheeks that I would mock you in your time of need???
I take all injuries to the hind quarters very seriously and have donated generously to the Save-A-Butt Foundation for the past ten years. In fact, just last year I put together a charity dance which raised a little over $53,000 for the Foundation. It was called The Gluteus Rock. A good time was had by all.
You know, sometimes I almost convince MYSELF that I'm serious with this shit. That's scaring me.
All kidding aside, sue your family for not cluing you in to the whole rollerskating on the stairs thing and I do hope you heal up nicely.
- Blakk "Compassionate(?)" Frogg
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I shot the sheriff... but the fucking deputy got away.
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