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Tam, your husband might be right. Nakedness was definitely not something that was encouraged at Brown or the State School in NY I attended.
Nakedness was often enjoyed, don't get me wrong, but it definitely was not used to gain admittance.
OK, so nakedness helped one girl I met at Brown. She was naked in the hallway of the dorm I lived in and randomly decided to knock on our door at 5 AM. She had no idea who we were and we had no idea who she was.
Yeah, we let her in because, well, aside from the fact that naked chicks don't appear at my door very often, you'll see. Had to call the EMT's about 5 minutes later because the poor girl had consumed WAY too much alcohol at a frat party and was sicker than a dog. Had a good case of alcohol poisoning, as it turned out. Was hospitalized for a day or so.
So, the moral of the story is, "If you're so drunk you need medical attention, naked, a chick, and in my neck of the woods, stop on by! I love answering paramedics and policemen about the circumstances surrounding your being naked, half dead and in my room!"
They were gonna' arrest us that night, too. She was only 16 years old. They (obviously) thought we had gotten the girl that way. Wasn't until one of her friends finally showed up that the accusations stopped.
Sheesh. Do a good deed and almost go to jail. That'll teach me.
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I shot the sheriff... but the fucking deputy got away.
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