Famous Quotes in Relationship History - GoFuckYourself.com

RugbyChode · 05-25-2004, 08:46 PM

This post is for teh famous lines given to men that absolutly ridiculous and show how stupid some girls can be. Feel free to post anything stupid a girl has said to u.

Classics "I'm Mad at you" - no reason at all they just liek saying that. " Do you want me to come over" - If I called you or you called me and I say people are over its a given.

SleazeQueen · 05-26-2004, 12:28 AM

Honey, we need to talk.

smack · 05-26-2004, 12:47 AM

"I'm FINE."

"No really go ahead and go. I don't Care."

SuckOnThis · 05-26-2004, 12:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by RugbyChode
This post is for teh famous lines given to men that absolutly ridiculous and show how stupid some girls can be. Feel free to post anything stupid a girl has said to u.

Classics "I'm Mad at you" - no reason at all they just liek saying that. " Do you want me to come over" - If I called you or you called me and I say people are over its a given.

Can you translate this to mean something?

SmutGiant · 05-26-2004, 12:51 AM

Me: Babe, do you feel like doing anything tonight?
Her: No, I'm just going to stay home and rest
Me: goes out with friends
Her: Why didn't you call me? I could have gone out.

...One of many.. hehe.

Maximillion · 05-26-2004, 01:11 AM

"OMG this guy gave me his phone number today, but I threw it out, isn't that something?"

webmaster x · 05-26-2004, 01:44 AM

"I think we need to start seeing somebody else"

montel · 05-26-2004, 02:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Maximillion
"OMG this guy gave me his phone number today, but I threw it out, isn't that something?"

game playing beatch

CuriousToyBoy2 · 05-26-2004, 03:08 AM

You aren't as good a fuck as your sister

JDog · 05-26-2004, 03:12 AM

Actually, this is how stupid one could be. I still crack up telling it. After about an hour or so of sex, I would get bored, considering the 1/2 hr to hour of foreplay before the sex. So I would start going limp inside her, so I would just say I came.

She'd look at the condom, and I was able to convince her that the lubricant at the bottom of the condom, very little amount was cum.

Considering there was a difference in amount when I actually came. That's about the best one I've ever given!

jDoG

Angelie · 05-26-2004, 03:44 AM

I had an exboyfriend say this quote to me many times. What an ASSHOLE!

"If that's the worst thing I every say to you consider yourself lucky"

My quote to him

"See Ya"

ocho-ocho · 05-26-2004, 03:51 AM

im tired...lets talk about this tomorrow

Dirty F · 05-26-2004, 04:06 AM

Me "whats wrong?"
She "nothing"
Me "ok i can see something is wrong with you"
She "no really, nothing is wrong"
Me "then why you look as if youre gonna cry"
She "no, im really fine"
Me "ok, well let me know if theres something wrong"
She "dont worry, im good."
Me "ok, im gonna out for a bit"
She "you fucking asshole, please stay out and dont come back. Cant you see i dont feel good!"
Me "sigh"

Repeat this daily for 3 years.

Hugs and kisses,

Battuss.

steve90 · 05-26-2004, 04:18 AM

"it's not you. It's me"
"sorry, Wrong hole"

RugbyChode · 05-26-2004, 07:07 AM

Her: " I really just need my space"
Me: Ok I'm fine with that
Her: "What you dont want to hang out with me anymore"

jmarzlak · 05-26-2004, 01:01 PM

happened today...
her: I got asked to have a three some, are you jelious?
me: no, I would be if you were asked by 2 girls though
her: I hate you

Zoe_Zoebaboe · 05-26-2004, 01:13 PM

Wrong hole.

JDog · 05-27-2004, 01:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Battuss
Me "whats wrong?"
She "nothing"
Me "ok i can see something is wrong with you"
She "no really, nothing is wrong"
Me "then why you look as if youre gonna cry"
She "no, im really fine"
Me "ok, well let me know if theres something wrong"
She "dont worry, im good."
Me "ok, im gonna out for a bit"
She "you fucking asshole, please stay out and dont come back. Cant you see i dont feel good!"
Me "sigh"

Repeat this daily for 3 years.

Hugs and kisses,

Battuss.

That's great, and most women do that too!

jDoG

SmutGiant · 05-27-2004, 02:54 AM

Here's another

Her: I need some space
Me: Only return her phone calls the following week. (talked every other day as opposed to every day)
Her: (week after) Why are you ignoring me?

KittyLix · 05-27-2004, 02:57 AM

"i have a headache"

05-25-2004, 08:46 PM	#1
RugbyChode Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Oviedo Posts: 189	Famous Quotes in Relationship History This post is for teh famous lines given to men that absolutly ridiculous and show how stupid some girls can be. Feel free to post anything stupid a girl has said to u. Classics "I'm Mad at you" - no reason at all they just liek saying that. " Do you want me to come over" - If I called you or you called me and I say people are over its a given. __________________ Like my new sig

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JDog Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Canby, OR Posts: 7,453	Actually, this is how stupid one could be. I still crack up telling it. After about an hour or so of sex, I would get bored, considering the 1/2 hr to hour of foreplay before the sex. So I would start going limp inside her, so I would just say I came. She'd look at the condom, and I was able to convince her that the lubricant at the bottom of the condom, very little amount was cum. Considering there was a difference in amount when I actually came. That's about the best one I've ever given! jDoG __________________ NSCash now powering ReelProfits.com ALSO FEATURING: NSCash.com :: SoloDollars.com :: ReelProfits.com :: BiminiBucks.com :: VOD PROGRAMS COMING SOON: Greedy Bucks :: Vengeance Cash NOW OFFERING OVER 60 SITES CONTACT :: JAMES SMITH :: CHIEF TECHNOLOGY OFFICER :: ICQ (711385133)

05-26-2004, 03:44 AM	#11
Angelie Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: San Diego, CA. USA Posts: 1,466	I had an exboyfriend say this quote to me many times. What an ASSHOLE! "If that's the worst thing I every say to you consider yourself lucky" My quote to him "See Ya" __________________ Angelie xoxo Come and visit me at: Use my photos and make Money Honey! ICQ# 92327875

05-26-2004, 03:51 AM	#12
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05-26-2004, 04:06 AM	#13
Dirty F Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 59,204	Me "whats wrong?" She "nothing" Me "ok i can see something is wrong with you" She "no really, nothing is wrong" Me "then why you look as if youre gonna cry" She "no, im really fine" Me "ok, well let me know if theres something wrong" She "dont worry, im good." Me "ok, im gonna out for a bit" She "you fucking asshole, please stay out and dont come back. Cant you see i dont feel good!" Me "sigh" Repeat this daily for 3 years. Hugs and kisses, Battuss.

05-26-2004, 04:18 AM	#14
steve90 Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: California Posts: 2,397	"it's not you. It's me" "sorry, Wrong hole"

05-26-2004, 07:07 AM	#15
RugbyChode Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Oviedo Posts: 189	Her: " I really just need my space" Me: Ok I'm fine with that Her: "What you dont want to hang out with me anymore" __________________ Like my new sig

05-26-2004, 01:01 PM	#16
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05-27-2004, 02:54 AM	#19
SmutGiant Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 4,895	Here's another Her: I need some space Me: Only return her phone calls the following week. (talked every other day as opposed to every day) Her: (week after) Why are you ignoring me?

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