Famous Quotes in Relationship History
 

This post is for teh famous lines given to men that absolutly ridiculous and show how stupid some girls can be. Feel free to post anything stupid a girl has said to u.

Classics "I'm Mad at you" - no reason at all they just liek saying that. " Do you want me to come over" - If I called you or you called me and I say people are over its a given.

Honey, we need to talk.

"I'm FINE."

"No really go ahead and go. I don't Care."

Can you translate this to mean something?

Me: Babe, do you feel like doing anything tonight?
Her: No, I'm just going to stay home and rest
Me: goes out with friends
Her: Why didn't you call me? I could have gone out.

...One of many.. hehe.

"OMG this guy gave me his phone number today, but I threw it out, isn't that something?"

"I think we need to start seeing somebody else":(

game playing beatch

You aren't as good a fuck as your sister

:1orglaugh :Graucho :glugglug

Actually, this is how stupid one could be. I still crack up telling it. After about an hour or so of sex, I would get bored, considering the 1/2 hr to hour of foreplay before the sex. So I would start going limp inside her, so I would just say I came.

She'd look at the condom, and I was able to convince her that the lubricant at the bottom of the condom, very little amount was cum. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh Considering there was a difference in amount when I actually came. That's about the best one I've ever given!

jDoG

I had an exboyfriend say this quote to me many times. What an ASSHOLE!

"If that's the worst thing I every say to you consider yourself lucky"

My quote to him

"See Ya"

im tired...lets talk about this tomorrow

Me "whats wrong?"
She "nothing"
Me "ok i can see something is wrong with you"
She "no really, nothing is wrong"
Me "then why you look as if youre gonna cry"
She "no, im really fine"
Me "ok, well let me know if theres something wrong"
She "dont worry, im good."
Me "ok, im gonna out for a bit"
She "you fucking asshole, please stay out and dont come back. Cant you see i dont feel good!"
Me "sigh"

Repeat this daily for 3 years.

Hugs and kisses,

Battuss.

"it's not you. It's me"
"sorry, Wrong hole"

Her: " I really just need my space"
Me: Ok I'm fine with that
Her: "What you dont want to hang out with me anymore"

happened today...
her: I got asked to have a three some, are you jelious?
me: no, I would be if you were asked by 2 girls though
her: I hate you

Wrong hole.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh That's great, and most women do that too!

jDoG

Here's another

Her: I need some space
Me: Only return her phone calls the following week. (talked every other day as opposed to every day)
Her: (week after) Why are you ignoring me?

:helpme

"i have a headache"