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Shok 05-25-2004 09:15 AM

Almost cut my pinkie off last year, severed the ligamit....very painful.
It is forever now stuck in one position and I get it caught on things alot.

Shot myself in the toe with a pellet gun, that was probably the most painful thing I have ever experienced.

2477 05-25-2004 09:38 AM

I had to get a Spinal-Tap when I was 11. For some reason, their not permitted to use anesthesia during the procedure. Luckily, the results were negative, but I'll never forget the experience.

JUSTB 05-25-2004 09:40 AM

Dry sockets when I had my wisdom teeth out and child birth. Not too much difference.

bad_girl 05-25-2004 03:39 PM

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Originally posted by mary34d
burnt repeatedly with cigarettes butts by my x-fiance
Jesus Christ..:(

Oberon 05-25-2004 08:08 PM

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Originally posted by bad_girl
Self inflicted or not, do tell!
I think that would be either when I chopped the end of my thumb off with an axe, or when the freezing didn't work as they were sewing it back on.

Tell him what he's won, Bob!

Oberon 05-25-2004 08:13 PM

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Originally posted by dig420
in my experience it's the commonest things that are the most painful. Steam burns from lifting the lid on a pan of boiling water, hitting your head on the corner of an open cabinet door, stubbing your toe REALLY HARD....

I've had more serious injuries, but for sheer blinding make your eyes water pain you can't beat those old stand-bys.

dunno, burns aren't as bad as some things, having done both, I can compare, got my hand caught in between a hot exhaust manifold and a radiator once, it let go when the skin boiled off and it got slick with blood.

I still say the axe hurt more.

Oberon 05-25-2004 08:14 PM

Although, if you ask Jact, it would probably be when I accidentally dropped the washing machine on both of us.

He bitched for months.

smit 05-25-2004 08:15 PM

snapping my tibia (shin bone) in half playing basketball.... paramedics thought it was sprained since it was extremely swollen so they took their sweet old time to get me to the ER.... got xrayed and doctors said ti was the worst break they had ever seen... and 10 years ago, they woulnd't have had the technology to fix it and i would have a peg leg. but luckily i just have 2 giant screws holding me together.

bizmak 05-25-2004 08:17 PM

I've got runned over by Shaq :P

TaDoW 05-25-2004 08:18 PM

blue balls.

Manny Z 05-25-2004 08:22 PM

Shattered my knee on a dirt bike when I was a kid.

Hurt like a mo fo.

Manny Z:waaaaahh

Nas7782 05-25-2004 08:23 PM

A chunk of skin torn off when I made contact w/ artificial turf playing highschool football.

AliciaK 05-25-2004 08:25 PM

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Originally posted by MattO
I had a collapsed lung when I was 19 and they performed a procedure on me while I was awake, where an acid-like substance was introduced into my chest cavity in order to scar my lung, so that when re-inflated, it would adhere to the chest wall. For 2 hours I was in so much pain I couldn't even scream.
At the height of agony, the doctor leaned over me and said "did you know that the surface of your lung is as sensitive as your eyeball?"
I still get panic attacks whenever I think I feel any kind if chest pain, and it's been 17 years.

OUCH!!!!!

RugbyChode 05-25-2004 08:26 PM

Climbing up a self made tree ladder and having the wood break underneath me, as I slide down with teh end of the nail sticking out and digging into my leg for about 5 inches.

Jamdin 05-25-2004 08:27 PM

When I almost took off my pinky while stocking a pop machine. Those have sharp edges.

Firehorse 05-26-2004 08:35 AM

I think emotional pain is the worst. Physically having a catheter inserted into my urinary tract because of a haematoma (blood clot) on my kidney was not painless lol. I have also been hit on the head with a blockbuster, had my 5th and 6th rib broken with a steel bar, had a bottle slice my toes until they were hanging off, and my little finger almost hacked off with a meat cleaver etc. etc.. All pale into insignificance when compared to heart ache though! :2 cents:

budz 05-26-2004 08:40 AM

totalled my durango and broke my leg..

Had 4 pins put in and removed then a plate and screws put in. fun

check the pictures out if you want

http://budzsack.com/My%20Broken%20Leg/

gangbangjoe 05-26-2004 08:50 AM

cutting the top of my thumb of with a bread cutter

:(

alecb 05-26-2004 09:39 AM

putting nair on my nuts

iwantchixx 05-26-2004 09:44 AM

A blocked Bowel.. hell is nothign compared to the pain of a blocked bowel. Close second is an absess tooth.

fro n ss 05-26-2004 09:49 AM

when i fell off the roof of a three story house and landed on my back! wasn't much fun there:2 cents:

Vitasoy 05-26-2004 09:51 AM

A soccer kick to the nuts :(

Vitasoy 05-26-2004 09:52 AM

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Originally posted by alecb
putting nair on my nuts

wuss, I do that all the time. :glugglug

freeadultcontent 05-26-2004 05:57 PM

Pain oh how relative it is and thankfully we can not recall the actual feelings. I can relate to many on the experiences they went through. Honestly though I do not think many know true pain, the type of pain that greets you in the morning and tucks you in at night, the kind of pain that never stops and never goes away.
Anything less is simply an injury to me. Yes they hurt but they could and would never measure up to what pain really can be. People touched on heart ache, possibly a loss of a loved one yet even those deminish over the months and years, but they are on the right track.

Starting with a few select injuries then I will move into real pain.
Mowing the lawn as a kid and the blade shot a piece of bailing wire over straight through my leg and bone. It was just sticking out of both sides. That was fairly mild in my mind.

Shortly before I turned twelve I got my first real taste of what some may consider pain. It started with a slight pens and needles feeling in my lower back which lasted a day before I went to the doctors. They looked me over and sent me home that friday night. That lasted a week before I went in for the spinal tap which is where the stick a needle into your spinal cord without pain medication and suck out some of the fluid. Then I was sent back home for the weekend. That night the horror began. The feelings I felt I can not put to words as there is none to acuratly describe the sensation. It was constant, unrelenting and all I could do is scream until I passed out only to be awoke by my own screaming. I could feel everything and I do mean everything. If someone raised their voice the pain would increase, if something moved near me and I felt the slightest vibration it would increase. I was rushed to the hospital that night when my parents had gotten home from work as I could not call them because I could not make it to the phone. The 35+ mile trip to the ER was in an old jeep of all things down bumpy roads, with every tiny bump an explosion of nothing less than the feeling of molten lead would be felt in every vien in my body. This all turned out to be the sensation one goes through as your spinal cord is being choked off its blood supply. These feelings went on for over 5 days two of which I had blacked out into a self enduced pain coma.

How I long for those feelings now. Sure having been either sitting or laying down now for the last 20 years does cause some mild discomfort in your back, muscle spazms day in day out are a nuisence at best and sure dealing with catherterizations for years several times a day may be a tad uncomfortable. The real deffinition of pain never really visited me until awhile latter.

Real pain is in daily reminders. Real pain is trying to recall what grass felt like under your feet, real pain is watching others do the simplest things and not enjoying them while you try to prevent your insides from festering over and winning the emotional war that your body is the battlegrounds for.
I look back now on those memories of what I thought were pain. What I would not do nor give to even live another day of those 5 days in the hospital again just to savor the feelings from then because although painful feelings they were feelings I will never have again.
Enjoy those simple things people, and yes even savor those painful moments. It could be worse, trust me.

TweetyBird 05-26-2004 05:58 PM

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Originally posted by detoxed
My nuts were sliced off millimeter by millimeter with a cheese-grater
O M F G

Marcus Aurelius 05-26-2004 06:02 PM

broke my arm once after falling 20 foot from a slide when I was a kid and landing with my arm beneath me. the bones inside my arm snapped at about mid forearm and crossed one another then jaggedly pushed the skin out (didnt break though) about 2 inches. my hand was hanging uselessly, though I'd never be able to use it again, horrible fucking pain, but all is well. amazing how we heal.

pimplink 05-26-2004 06:02 PM

I did not experience anything that hurts me so bad, physically, but my brother does.

radical 05-26-2004 06:14 PM

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Originally posted by MaskedMan
Because I was in the middle of no where with know nothing doctors and dentists...

it wasn't a good situation, let me just say that.

When I heard (and felt) the first real loud crack... and then hear him say "I can't get it like this, I'll to let go and get a better grip."... I knew I was in trouble :(

Man same as!! 2 years ago I had to get a wisdom tooth out top left hand side!! got one injection then was told to wait!! 1hr and 40 mins later went in to get it out, felt it all the way!!

jmarzlak 05-26-2004 07:14 PM

I had 3 teeth knocked out, by a tire iron someone threw at me by accident :(

jmarzlak 05-26-2004 07:14 PM

200 who weren't hurt that bad

RugbyChode 05-26-2004 07:15 PM

I knocked jmarzlaks fuckin teeth out.........HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ytcracker 05-26-2004 07:16 PM

stabbed in the neck in a fight

Sergio1234 05-26-2004 08:10 PM

Oral surgery for impact'd wisdom both sides...talk about pain..:helpme


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