oh yeah . . . . back in the 70's when we has gasoline rationing I would store gas in my car's gas tank and syphon it into my bike . . . one time I got a load in my eyes, and I was wearing hard contact lenses at the time . . . . that sucked big time

I shattered my ankle and broke my leg in 3 places. I'm now so lucky to have 7 screws and a 6 inch steal rod in my leg.


That 21st B-Day was going very well untill I got in my car. The car didn't make it so I wasn't that bad off.


:(

Because I was in the middle of no where with know nothing doctors and dentists...

it wasn't a good situation, let me just say that.

When I heard (and felt) the first real loud crack... and then hear him say "I can't get it like this, I'll to let go and get a better grip."... I knew I was in trouble :(

and they look perfect ;)

paper cut

in my experience it's the commonest things that are the most painful. Steam burns from lifting the lid on a pan of boiling water, hitting your head on the corner of an open cabinet door, stubbing your toe REALLY HARD....

I've had more serious injuries, but for sheer blinding make your eyes water pain you can't beat those old stand-bys.

the big slice I took out of my leg with a piece of rusty iron

when I had my knee surgery, I couldn't bend my knee but just a little bit and the doctor pushed it all the way back anyway. I kept kicking him and pushing him off and they had to have like 3 people hold me down so he could push it all the way back.

syphoning is one dangerous activity! that is exactly what happened to me. I just sat there blinded, screaming like a big pussy. I could not see for about 3 hours.

running full speed into a fence post face first drunk when i was 14, concussion on that one. being run into a hockey crossbar face first. i've had a couple surgeries but with the meds and anesthesia i can't say it hurt too bad.

i've had some headaches and toothaches that if they kept going another day i would kill myself.

oh ..... gum surgery - THAT FUCKING HURTS! i hear people going on and on about root canals - those are nothing compared to gum surgery.

50 Percocets!!!!

When I was a kid on a tobaggen sled with friends we hit a tree and I was in front steering with three of them behind me. My head went into the tree and I broke my wrists and one of the bones popped out of the skin.

Funny thing I didn't feel any pain at all for about a a minute because I had the wind knocked out of me from the crushing weight of everyone thrust forward into me from the impact.

Fucked up thing my friends didn't realize my wrists were broken because we had heavy jackets on. So they started tossing snowballs in my face on the ground saying what a shitty driver I was.

Once I caught my breath it felt like red hot irons were in my arm. When I pulled the sleeve up and saw my bone sticking out I passed out and don't remember waking up again until I was in the hospital with a cast on my arm.

try having your contacts floating around on gasoline . . . you have to open your eyes to take them out, but that is the last thing you want to do . . . I guess it is good that this was before they had soft lenses or they probably would have melted

Putting my arm in the air and my thumb hit the ceiling fan. First 30 secs i felt nothing. I didnt even feel hitting it but after that it got bad, really bad. It was the only time since childhood that i cried because of the pain. Fuck that really did hurt.

had it done a couple days before Thanksgiving . . . . . needless to say I did not eat much that year

id have to say when i was around 14 i was playing street hockey and a friend did a slap shot and the ball went right into my fucking nuts, i couldnt walk for quite a little :feels-hot :feels-hot

broke my Sternum, was in pain for over 2 month, couldn't even laugh without it hurting. had 2 sleep at 45 degree angle for about 3 weeks, and it would take me 2 or 3 min.s to get out of bed.

Nurse's would keep coming in and telling 2 caugh....oh man that was some Pain

the last two hours before I had my apendix taken out. It was the kind of pain that makes you babble about everything. Funny this is that now I have a high tolerance for pain even a shot at the dentist doesnt bother me

they wanted me awake... I'll never understand why

Really? I guess I was lucky, it didn't hurt me much at all...ouch

When I was 14 years old my estranged father decided to get me a 10 speed. I loved that damn thing until I went flying over the handlebars and landed on my face. When I woke up from the impact my bottom lip was split down the middle. I could actually put my tongue in the hole. I never got stitches and now ppl comment on how nice my lips are cause it healed nicely. Little do they know.

The next time and this is just great, I got my braces off at 26 and decided to get periodontal surgery. Mmm nice excrutiating pain that was, as they grinded into one layer of my gums to get rid of excess. I can still feel the prickly sensation my own flesh made when it hit my face from the drill and saw machine. Yeah fun

The other time I was 6 years old, and loved to skate, was skating at the local church which we were forbidden to do. I was a fast little skater, and took a turn to fast and ripped off part of the left side of my face when I hit the stucco wall. It healed but damn that hurt. My family thought I would have to get skin grafts but it healed perfectly.

The other time was a root canal that went bad. They forgot to take a big portion of the nerve out and when they shot me with water with the syringe in the little hole, my body went into shock. They had to stop and I went back in for 3 months after that until they finally extracted the tooth for good.

3 things.

What will drive someone insane?

A toothache.

What was the most long term pain I suffered?

Recovering from surgery.

What is the most painful thing I've experienced?

I have a hydrocele. It is a build up of fluid in your testicles...mine is on one side.
It's really tender and I have to have an operation.

I went to my HMO back in Texas...they sent me to the wrong doctor. They sent me to an internist.
They told me they would still have to check me out before sending me to the urologist.
So before I even see the internist his assistant checks me out..does the old finger push on th eleft testicle.

This hurt like hell.

I'm demanding to know why I have to go through this when they are not even the doctor I need to see.

So then the internist comes in..he's pushing like a motherfucker. I swear to god when he was finished my legs were trembling...but I put a stop to it...I said "NO MORE!."
And pulled my pants up and told them to get me to the right doctor.

I get to the urologist and he barely touches me..and when he did was extremely gentle. I could have beat the fuck out of those other two.

my period

I got caught between a floor elevator and a steel bar when I was 19. This thing could carry 4 tons of products, sending it from ground level to the basement fridge. I was slowly being crashed by the elevator, 2 vains popped out from the pressure (I also had to do a small eye operation after) and I was all black in my back. As I started SCREAMING from the pain, a store manager just happened to be inside the fridge, next to the only stop button... This guy saved my life, if he wasnt there I would be cut in half.

Sometimes I recall these moments when I'm trying to sleep etc. and I can't fucking believe how lucky I was

I can relate Endometriosis sucks!:helpme

Fuckn A that is a story in a half. I'm glad your alive. Fuck!

Dislocated shoulder... It happens from time to time.

The worst voluntary was a tattoo done in palm of my hand that took 1.5 hrs

Idiopathic Pancreatitis when I was around 10. No cause, never happened again but I wanted to die--they say it's one of the most painful things you can experience medically speaking. Thank God I was young and bounced back from it with no long lasting effects.

The time i jumped off the 9th floor of my building on a bet, Only broke both my legs and 4 ribs, worth the 100 bucks anyday.

Tendonitis thing happened to me, couldn't sleep for a good 3 weeks, I could barely type, even with the keyboard on my lap. God damn that was some severe pain.

Also had a pole-vault pole sack me in the nuts at full flex....thought the little guys were gone'ers after that little accident.

Worst pain ever....hmmmm...
It would probably be when I had my ear sliced into two pieces. Was fighting with a guy in school and had my head bashed into a brick wall. The force sliced my ear into two pieces (both attached to my head). I lost so much blood that they had to call in two guys to mop the blood up off the floor of the hospital.
Either that or when I got jumped with a hockey stick. Had the blade broken over my forehead and the shaft of the stick broken across my shoulder blades. My entire back was BLACK and I couldnt move my left arm for 3 days.
Oh and I slipped a disk im my back when I was like 14 (dont ask). That still bothers me from time to time.
Also cracked my jaw in two places in a bar fight.
I've dislocated my shoulder twice.

Theres gotta be more, but I cant think of it right now.

Bullet in my arm before 3 years....that was painfull:glugglug

Jesus your from canada? thats scary.. You seemed pretty popular in highschool

Was burned over 18% of my body with hot cooking oil. You could see way down into my skin into the muscle and nerves and what not. The burn itself hurt like a mother fucker BUT what was worse was a couple days after the burn the burn when all your nerve endings finally start to grow back. It's nothing but raw flesh and nerve endings and the rehab calls for a whirlpool with iodine or crystal based solutions to kepp infection away and when those nerver endings first grow back and you go in the whirlpool it feels like very bit of the tiniest part of your exposed flesh has a million needles pricking into your skin. Then of course you have to rub off and get rid of all the dead skin when you're done in the whirlpool. you do that every day for weeks and it sucks and is painful every time but the worst id that first two three days after your nerve endings grow back. I nearly blacked out from the pain that first whirlpool after they grew back.

I wouldn't wish burning on my worst enemy and if you ever watch the movie We Were Soldiers and have seen the asian guy who was a burn victim I can honestly say I would probably want one of my fellow soldiers shoot me in the head then have to go through the living hell of a recovery like that.

playing touch football with my younger brother and tore the ligments in my ankle. That hurt more than when I broke 7 of my fingers riding a bike as a kid.

The time an idiot chick tried to put her tongue ring with the huge steel ball down my pee pee hole. She thought it would turn me on. She's lucky she walked out of the room.


Or, the time I was fucking this chick on a counter and had the long stroke going on then she slipped into the sink and my cock hit the cabnet head on during the downstroke. F@#K!!!!!!

Damn, the first thing I thought when I saw a pic of you was, 'She sure has some nice lips!' :1orglaugh

either my 4 wisdom teeth being removed or my thumb surgery last summer

Aww damn, Pho Girl, you really think so?

Here's the odd thing, I have done more than my share of faceplants with bicycles and spent good $$$ with emergency dentists, but the worse pain was having this pain I couldn't explain, walking a mile to the doc in the box, discovering I had kidney stones, and then walking back to the home office.

Where? In your penis? :1orglaugh