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Old 05-24-2004, 03:01 PM   #1
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You're driving fast on a bridge...

a cat jumps out of nowhere on your left....
a dog jumps out of nowhere on your right...

You can avoid only one of them without driving off the bridge and risking death 30 feet down.

Do you kill the dog or the cat, or risk it and plundge off the bridge...?
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Old 05-24-2004, 03:03 PM   #2
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I do a quick left-right swerve and hit both of them, then add a mark under both "CAT" and "DOG" categories on my dashboard
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Old 05-24-2004, 03:03 PM   #3
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dogs and/or cats on a bridge = speedbumps.
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Old 05-24-2004, 03:05 PM   #4
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I open the door, put my foot outside while pulling the handbrake at the same time, and stop the car with a fast turn
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Old 05-24-2004, 03:05 PM   #5
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Honestly I do not swerve for animals
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Old 05-24-2004, 03:05 PM   #6
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The cat is toast.
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Old 05-24-2004, 03:07 PM   #7
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kill cat!!!
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Old 05-24-2004, 03:08 PM   #8
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I not only hit the cat but I back up and get him again.
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Old 05-24-2004, 03:10 PM   #9
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The cat will probably make the smallest bump in my car so the cat. I love animals, but I won't kill myself while trying not to hit a animal.
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Old 05-24-2004, 03:12 PM   #10
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Honestly I do not swerve for animals
Indeed.

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Old 05-24-2004, 03:13 PM   #11
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i kill both em bitches.
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Old 05-24-2004, 03:22 PM   #12
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One less cat in the world
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Old 05-24-2004, 03:28 PM   #13
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a cat jumps out of nowhere on your left....
a dog jumps out of nowhere on your right...

You can avoid only one of them without driving off the bridge and risking death 30 feet down.

Do you kill the dog or the cat, or risk it and plundge off the bridge...?
why would anyone have to choose, its either you or the animal. Ill take out the animal before going over a bridge.
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Old 05-24-2004, 03:40 PM   #14
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why are there cats and dogs on bridges?
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Old 05-24-2004, 03:42 PM   #15
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I'd say fuck it and hit em both. I wouldnt be stupid enough to swerve at high speed on a bridge.
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Old 05-24-2004, 03:45 PM   #16
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Cats have 9 lives, 8 after this incident.
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Old 05-24-2004, 03:48 PM   #17
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I would go for the cat. Chances that you hit the cat are like 1%... Dogs are very easy targets, cats on the other hand!
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Old 05-24-2004, 03:50 PM   #18
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Old 05-24-2004, 03:51 PM   #19
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