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Paraskass 05-24-2004 03:01 PM

You're driving fast on a bridge...
 
a cat jumps out of nowhere on your left....
a dog jumps out of nowhere on your right...

You can avoid only one of them without driving off the bridge and risking death 30 feet down.

Do you kill the dog or the cat, or risk it and plundge off the bridge...?

Mr Pheer 05-24-2004 03:03 PM

I do a quick left-right swerve and hit both of them, then add a mark under both "CAT" and "DOG" categories on my dashboard

The Truth Hurts 05-24-2004 03:03 PM

dogs and/or cats on a bridge = speedbumps.

sexyclicks 05-24-2004 03:05 PM

I open the door, put my foot outside while pulling the handbrake at the same time, and stop the car with a fast turn

freeadultcontent 05-24-2004 03:05 PM

Honestly I do not swerve for animals

ldinternet 05-24-2004 03:05 PM

The cat is toast.

abyss_al 05-24-2004 03:07 PM

kill cat!!!

twistyneck 05-24-2004 03:08 PM

I not only hit the cat but I back up and get him again.

NakedBo 05-24-2004 03:10 PM

The cat will probably make the smallest bump in my car so the cat. I love animals, but I won't kill myself while trying not to hit a animal.

fudpuck 05-24-2004 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by freeadultcontent
Honestly I do not swerve for animals
Indeed.

"Pick a line and drive through it." - Days of Thunder

Oracle Porn 05-24-2004 03:13 PM

i kill both em bitches.

insanesurfer 05-24-2004 03:22 PM

One less cat in the world

SlickRick 05-24-2004 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Paraskass
a cat jumps out of nowhere on your left....
a dog jumps out of nowhere on your right...

You can avoid only one of them without driving off the bridge and risking death 30 feet down.

Do you kill the dog or the cat, or risk it and plundge off the bridge...?

why would anyone have to choose, its either you or the animal. Ill take out the animal before going over a bridge.

eiht_98 05-24-2004 03:40 PM

why are there cats and dogs on bridges?

EviLGuY 05-24-2004 03:42 PM

I'd say fuck it and hit em both. I wouldnt be stupid enough to swerve at high speed on a bridge. :2 cents:

WiredGuy 05-24-2004 03:45 PM

Cats have 9 lives, 8 after this incident.
WG

strobi 05-24-2004 03:48 PM

I would go for the cat. Chances that you hit the cat are like 1%... Dogs are very easy targets, cats on the other hand!

axelcat 05-24-2004 03:50 PM

Who cares

elron 05-24-2004 03:51 PM

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