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Join Date: May 2002
Location: QC
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You're driving fast on a bridge...
a cat jumps out of nowhere on your left....
a dog jumps out of nowhere on your right... You can avoid only one of them without driving off the bridge and risking death 30 feet down. Do you kill the dog or the cat, or risk it and plundge off the bridge...? |
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#2 |
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I do a quick left-right swerve and hit both of them, then add a mark under both "CAT" and "DOG" categories on my dashboard
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#3 |
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dogs and/or cats on a bridge = speedbumps.
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#4 |
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I open the door, put my foot outside while pulling the handbrake at the same time, and stop the car with a fast turn
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#5 |
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Honestly I do not swerve for animals
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#6 |
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Join Date: Apr 2001
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The cat is toast.
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#7 |
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Southern California
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kill cat!!!
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#8 |
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Join Date: Jan 2002
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I not only hit the cat but I back up and get him again.
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#9 |
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Amsterdam 139-752-770
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The cat will probably make the smallest bump in my car so the cat. I love animals, but I won't kill myself while trying not to hit a animal.
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Quote:
"Pick a line and drive through it." - Days of Thunder
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#11 |
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i kill both em bitches.
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#12 |
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Join Date: Jun 2003
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One less cat in the world
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#14 |
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: EU
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why are there cats and dogs on bridges?
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#15 |
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: malta
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I'd say fuck it and hit em both. I wouldnt be stupid enough to swerve at high speed on a bridge.
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#16 |
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Cats have 9 lives, 8 after this incident.
WG
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#17 |
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Belgium
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I would go for the cat. Chances that you hit the cat are like 1%... Dogs are very easy targets, cats on the other hand!
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#18 |
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: West Coast
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Who cares
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