WTF is an internet hiccup?? Can someone please explain this to me? - GoFuckYourself.com

PrivateIvy · 05-22-2004, 04:36 PM

All of my sites are offline and I've been told by support that they are actually live but "the internet is experiencing a hiccup right now, causing you not to be able to view them"

WTF is that???

Someone please explain

Ivy

bringer · 05-22-2004, 04:37 PM

most likely a overloaded router resulting in packetloss

Mutt · 05-22-2004, 04:37 PM

ok but you have to be naked because it's very complicated stuff.

StRoGE · 05-22-2004, 04:37 PM

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Originally posted by Mutt
ok but you have to be naked because it's very complicated stuff.

Shoplifter · 05-22-2004, 04:37 PM

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Originally posted by PrivateIvy
All of my sites are offline and I've been told by support that they are actually live but "the internet is experiencing a hiccup right now, causing you not to be able to view them"

WTF is that???

Someone please explain

Ivy

Translation: Our servers are all down and our support guy is away for the long weekend.

PrivateIvy · 05-22-2004, 04:38 PM

If there is anything that turns me into the bitch from hell, it's definately downtime.

Just added 10 new FHG's for partners to my site this week and 5 to all the others

Ivy

PrivateIvy · 05-22-2004, 04:40 PM

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Originally posted by Mutt
ok but you have to be naked because it's very complicated stuff.

does it count if I'm wearing a T shirt and nothing underneath ?

Ivy

PrivateIvy · 05-22-2004, 04:44 PM

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Originally posted by Mutt
ok but you have to be naked because it's very complicated stuff.

Oh, and I'd post a pic but I'm afraid it would be a red X

Ivy

bringer · 05-22-2004, 04:44 PM

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Originally posted by PrivateIvy
does it count if I'm wearing a T shirt and nothing underneath ?

Ivy

pics? server looks up now

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 05-22-2004, 04:45 PM

It means Alien's or rather some unknown causes have taken control of the system. The disorientation you are experiencing is actually quite normal.

You are not loosing money, this is part of the "Risk" on the internet! Please do not file suit or claim to business damages!

Do not be alarmed everything is fine and "undercontrol".

PrivateIvy · 05-22-2004, 04:49 PM

wow....looks like someone gave the internet a TALL Glass of Water

Ivy

merlin77 · 05-22-2004, 04:49 PM

Can anyone else access your sites? I've had it before where I couldn't but I got someone else to try it out and they saw it up and running no problem.
What an internet hiccup is though? Never heard of it. Maybe the server guy quit and they are putting people off as long as possible???????

PrivateIvy · 05-22-2004, 04:51 PM

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Originally posted by AlienQ
It means Alien's or rather some unknown causes have taken control of the system. The disorientation you are experiencing is actually quite normal.

You are not loosing money, this is part of the "Risk" on the internet! Please do not file suit or claim to business damages!

Do not be alarmed everything is fine and "undercontrol".

LMFAO good one

Ivy

PrivateIvy · 05-22-2004, 04:53 PM

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Originally posted by bringer
pics? server looks up now

Damn...calling my bluff!!
Yea, they are back online now ...WOOHOO

Ivy

Vitasoy · 05-22-2004, 04:53 PM

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Originally posted by Mutt
ok but you have to be naked because it's very complicated stuff.

heh...

Elli · 05-22-2004, 04:54 PM

Could be lightning or a tornado or something struck a node close to you, or the host just doesn't have their act together.

I suggest Phatservers.net

PrivateIvy · 05-22-2004, 04:57 PM

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Originally posted by Elli
Could be lightning or a tornado or something struck a node close to you, or the host just doesn't have their act together.

I suggest Phatservers.net

I finally got a more educated guess from my favorite tech

and they got it all fixed.....

I run all my sites on a dedicated server with Webair and this is the very first time I've ever had them go down ....they were on it and fixed immediately , so they still rock my world

Ivy

Elli · 05-22-2004, 04:59 PM

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Originally posted by PrivateIvy
I finally got a more educated guess from my favorite tech and they got it all fixed.....

I run all my sites on a dedicated server with Webair and this is the very first time I've ever had them go down ....they were on it and fixed immediately , so they still rock my world

Ivy

Good to hear you got it worked out

These things always happen over holidays, don't they?

bringer · 05-22-2004, 05:00 PM

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Originally posted by PrivateIvy

Damn...calling my bluff!!
Yea, they are back online now ...WOOHOO

Ivy

PrivateIvy · 05-22-2004, 05:01 PM

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Originally posted by Elli
Good to hear you got it worked out These things always happen over holidays, don't they?

Really....... Ok, dumb question now ....What holiday is it ? LOL

Ivy

bringer · 05-22-2004, 05:01 PM

victoria day

PrivateIvy · 05-22-2004, 05:03 PM

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Originally posted by bringer
victoria day

internet hiccups? .....victoria day ? ....I'm lost

Ivy

Elli · 05-22-2004, 05:05 PM

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Originally posted by PrivateIvy
Really....... Ok, dumb question now ....What holiday is it ? LOL

Ivy

My bad, it'snot your holiday yet. That's next week. Sorry!

darnit · 05-22-2004, 05:06 PM

Like Whoa!

PrivateIvy · 05-22-2004, 05:07 PM

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Originally posted by Elli
My bad, it'snot your holiday yet. That's next week. Sorry!

LOL.....it's alright...I was just racking my brain trying to figure out what holiday it was

Ivy

Matiz · 05-22-2004, 05:25 PM

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Originally posted by Mutt
ok but you have to be naked because it's very complicated stuff.

LOL

Fletch XXX · 05-22-2004, 05:27 PM

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Originally posted by Shoplifter
Translation: Our servers are all down and our support guy is away for the long weekend.

AMADude · 05-22-2004, 05:29 PM

Sounds like they gave you an explaination that they would give a non technical person.
Most likely a main router is out somewhere.

EviLGuY · 05-22-2004, 05:49 PM

At least its working now.

PrivateIvy · 05-22-2004, 06:03 PM

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Originally posted by EviLGuY
At least its working now.

server is back down again

Ivy

Materialist · 05-22-2004, 06:05 PM

Try holding your breath.

NaughtyAllie · 05-22-2004, 06:07 PM

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Originally posted by PrivateIvy

server is back down again

Ivy

You're site is coming up fine here

PrivateIvy · 05-22-2004, 06:14 PM

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Originally posted by NaughtyAllie
You're site is coming up fine here

well, they are all back up for me again now too

There's some kind of problem they are working on so I hope it stays up

Ivy

baddog · 05-22-2004, 06:21 PM

it is the technical term for "I don't know what's wrong, hopefully it will fix itself soon."

ALiEn_OuT · 05-22-2004, 07:47 PM

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Originally posted by PrivateIvy
I finally got a more educated guess from my favorite tech and they got it all fixed.....

I run all my sites on a dedicated server with Webair and this is the very first time I've ever had them go down ....they were on it and fixed immediately , so they still rock my world

Ivy

It's always nice whenthe probs get fix'd

the Shemp · 05-22-2004, 08:08 PM

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Originally posted by PrivateIvy
Really....... Ok, dumb question now ....What holiday is it ? LOL

Ivy

its the Queens birthday i think....
we get 4 days off for that one.

05-22-2004, 04:36 PM	#1
PrivateIvy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: North Carolina Posts: 4,257	WTF is an internet hiccup?? Can someone please explain this to me? All of my sites are offline and I've been told by support that they are actually live but "the internet is experiencing a hiccup right now, causing you not to be able to view them" WTF is that??? Someone please explain Ivy

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PrivateIvy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: North Carolina Posts: 4,257	If there is anything that turns me into the bitch from hell, it's definately downtime. Just added 10 new FHG's for partners to my site this week and 5 to all the others Ivy

05-22-2004, 04:54 PM	#16
Elli Reach for those stars! Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 17,991	Could be lightning or a tornado or something struck a node close to you, or the host just doesn't have their act together. I suggest Phatservers.net __________________ email: [email protected]

05-22-2004, 05:01 PM	#21
bringer i have man boobies Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: van down by the river Posts: 13,082	victoria day __________________ 333-765-551

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05-22-2004, 05:29 PM	#28
AMADude Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 3,875	Sounds like they gave you an explaination that they would give a non technical person. Most likely a main router is out somewhere. __________________ No sig, just here to fuck around.

05-22-2004, 05:49 PM	#29
EviLGuY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: malta Posts: 12,745	At least its working now.

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05-22-2004, 06:21 PM	#34
baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	it is the technical term for "I don't know what's wrong, hopefully it will fix itself soon."