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PrivateIvy 05-22-2004 04:36 PM

WTF is an internet hiccup?? Can someone please explain this to me?
 
All of my sites are offline and I've been told by support that they are actually live but "the internet is experiencing a hiccup right now, causing you not to be able to view them"


WTF is that???

Someone please explain :helpme

Ivy

bringer 05-22-2004 04:37 PM

most likely a overloaded router resulting in packetloss

Mutt 05-22-2004 04:37 PM

ok but you have to be naked because it's very complicated stuff.

StRoGE 05-22-2004 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mutt
ok but you have to be naked because it's very complicated stuff.
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Shoplifter 05-22-2004 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PrivateIvy
All of my sites are offline and I've been told by support that they are actually live but "the internet is experiencing a hiccup right now, causing you not to be able to view them"


WTF is that???

Someone please explain :helpme

Ivy


Translation: Our servers are all down and our support guy is away for the long weekend.

PrivateIvy 05-22-2004 04:38 PM

If there is anything that turns me into the bitch from hell, it's definately downtime.

Just added 10 new FHG's for partners to my site this week and 5 to all the others :(

Ivy

PrivateIvy 05-22-2004 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mutt
ok but you have to be naked because it's very complicated stuff.
does it count if I'm wearing a T shirt and nothing underneath ? :Graucho

Ivy

PrivateIvy 05-22-2004 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mutt
ok but you have to be naked because it's very complicated stuff.
Oh, and I'd post a pic but I'm afraid it would be a red X :helpme

Ivy

bringer 05-22-2004 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PrivateIvy
does it count if I'm wearing a T shirt and nothing underneath ? :Graucho

Ivy

pics? server looks up now

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 05-22-2004 04:45 PM

It means Alien's or rather some unknown causes have taken control of the system. The disorientation you are experiencing is actually quite normal.

You are not loosing money, this is part of the "Risk" on the internet! Please do not file suit or claim to business damages!

Do not be alarmed everything is fine and "undercontrol".:1orglaugh

PrivateIvy 05-22-2004 04:49 PM

wow....looks like someone gave the internet a TALL Glass of Water :1orglaugh

Ivy

merlin77 05-22-2004 04:49 PM

Can anyone else access your sites? I've had it before where I couldn't but I got someone else to try it out and they saw it up and running no problem.
What an internet hiccup is though? Never heard of it. Maybe the server guy quit and they are putting people off as long as possible???????

PrivateIvy 05-22-2004 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AlienQ
It means Alien's or rather some unknown causes have taken control of the system. The disorientation you are experiencing is actually quite normal.

You are not loosing money, this is part of the "Risk" on the internet! Please do not file suit or claim to business damages!

Do not be alarmed everything is fine and "undercontrol".:1orglaugh


LMFAO good one

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Ivy

PrivateIvy 05-22-2004 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bringer
pics? server looks up now
:1orglaugh

Damn...calling my bluff!!
Yea, they are back online now ...WOOHOO

Ivy

Vitasoy 05-22-2004 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mutt
ok but you have to be naked because it's very complicated stuff.
heh... :thumbsup

Elli 05-22-2004 04:54 PM

Could be lightning or a tornado or something struck a node close to you, or the host just doesn't have their act together.

I suggest Phatservers.net :)

PrivateIvy 05-22-2004 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Elli
Could be lightning or a tornado or something struck a node close to you, or the host just doesn't have their act together.

I suggest Phatservers.net :)

I finally got a more educated guess from my favorite tech :winkwink: and they got it all fixed.....

I run all my sites on a dedicated server with Webair and this is the very first time I've ever had them go down ....they were on it and fixed immediately , so they still rock my world :thumbsup

Ivy

Elli 05-22-2004 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PrivateIvy
I finally got a more educated guess from my favorite tech :winkwink: and they got it all fixed.....

I run all my sites on a dedicated server with Webair and this is the very first time I've ever had them go down ....they were on it and fixed immediately , so they still rock my world :thumbsup

Ivy


Good to hear you got it worked out :) These things always happen over holidays, don't they?

bringer 05-22-2004 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PrivateIvy
:1orglaugh

Damn...calling my bluff!!
Yea, they are back online now ...WOOHOO

Ivy

:(

PrivateIvy 05-22-2004 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Elli
Good to hear you got it worked out :) These things always happen over holidays, don't they?
Really....... Ok, dumb question now ....What holiday is it ? LOL

Ivy

bringer 05-22-2004 05:01 PM

victoria day

PrivateIvy 05-22-2004 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bringer
victoria day
internet hiccups? .....victoria day ? ....I'm lost :(

Ivy

Elli 05-22-2004 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PrivateIvy
Really....... Ok, dumb question now ....What holiday is it ? LOL

Ivy

My bad, it'snot your holiday yet. That's next week. Sorry!

darnit 05-22-2004 05:06 PM

Like Whoa! :glugglug

PrivateIvy 05-22-2004 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Elli
My bad, it'snot your holiday yet. That's next week. Sorry!
LOL.....it's alright...I was just racking my brain trying to figure out what holiday it was :winkwink:

Ivy

Matiz 05-22-2004 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mutt
ok but you have to be naked because it's very complicated stuff.
LOL :1orglaugh

Fletch XXX 05-22-2004 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shoplifter
Translation: Our servers are all down and our support guy is away for the long weekend.
:glugglug

AMADude 05-22-2004 05:29 PM

Sounds like they gave you an explaination that they would give a non technical person.
Most likely a main router is out somewhere.

EviLGuY 05-22-2004 05:49 PM

At least its working now. :winkwink:

PrivateIvy 05-22-2004 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by EviLGuY
At least its working now. :winkwink:
:( :mad:

server is back down again

Ivy:mad:

Materialist 05-22-2004 06:05 PM

Try holding your breath.

NaughtyAllie 05-22-2004 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PrivateIvy
:( :mad:

server is back down again

Ivy:mad:

You're site is coming up fine here :)

PrivateIvy 05-22-2004 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NaughtyAllie
You're site is coming up fine here :)
well, they are all back up for me again now too :) There's some kind of problem they are working on so I hope it stays up :winkwink:

Ivy

baddog 05-22-2004 06:21 PM

it is the technical term for "I don't know what's wrong, hopefully it will fix itself soon."

ALiEn_OuT 05-22-2004 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PrivateIvy
I finally got a more educated guess from my favorite tech :winkwink: and they got it all fixed.....

I run all my sites on a dedicated server with Webair and this is the very first time I've ever had them go down ....they were on it and fixed immediately , so they still rock my world :thumbsup

Ivy

It's always nice whenthe probs get fix'd:thumbsup

the Shemp 05-22-2004 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PrivateIvy
Really....... Ok, dumb question now ....What holiday is it ? LOL

Ivy

its the Queens birthday i think....
we get 4 days off for that one.


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