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crackheadcurly · 05-22-2004, 04:06 PM

Besides an elevator, the worst one was at the Kentucky Derby, after the Derby and many beers, I let the deadly silent one go, it felt like it went on for a minute. It was like it was starting to smell while I was still farting. Well it stunk up the entire bus, we had to ride a shuttle bus back to the car, old ladies had their head out the window the entire way back, it was a classic. It kind of smelt like a skunk was hit by a car after it ate at white castle.

Creative · 05-22-2004, 04:07 PM

take it easy or you'll replace me as the immature one in no tmie

crackheadcurly · 05-22-2004, 04:09 PM

Hey I have never been accussed of being mature-lol. I bet the girls will say this is sick and they dont do that. If this is true how come the first time you pick them up on a date they have a shit load of candles all over their house, if they dont far then their snatch does. That should confirm my immaturity-lol

DR_PHIL · 05-22-2004, 04:13 PM

mcD's

Creative · 05-22-2004, 04:14 PM

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Originally posted by crackheadcurly
Hey I have never been accussed of being mature-lol. I bet the girls will say this is sick and they dont do that. If this is true how come the first time you pick them up on a date they have a shit load of candles all over their house, if they dont far then their snatch does. That should confirm my immaturity-lol

naw, most of the girls around here usually fart during dp on a daily basis

05-22-2004, 04:15 PM

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Originally posted by crackheadcurly
Besides an elevator, the worst one was at the Kentucky Derby, after the Derby and many beers, I let the deadly silent one go, it felt like it went on for a minute. It was like it was starting to smell while I was still farting. Well it stunk up the entire bus, we had to ride a shuttle bus back to the car, old ladies had their head out the window the entire way back, it was a classic. It kind of smelt like a skunk was hit by a car after it ate at white castle.

freeadultcontent · 05-22-2004, 04:16 PM

In my buddy's sleeping bag head hole. We then held it shut for a minute.

PenisFace · 05-22-2004, 04:17 PM

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Originally posted by freeadultcontent
In my buddy's sleeping bag head hole. We then held it shut for a minute.

crackheadcurly · 05-22-2004, 04:18 PM

I want to know if I am fucking a girl in the ass, if she farts will my balls explode?

almighty · 05-22-2004, 04:20 PM

in your sisters face while 69ing her

freeadultcontent · 05-22-2004, 04:20 PM

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Originally posted by crackheadcurly
I want to know if I am fucking a girl in the ass, if she farts will my balls explode?

No but she may blow shit BB's up your urethra.

Brat · 05-22-2004, 04:33 PM

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Originally posted by freeadultcontent
No but she may blow shit BB's up your urethra.

EWWWWWWWWWWW!!

ALiEn_OuT · 05-22-2004, 04:40 PM

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Originally posted by Brat
EWWWWWWWWWWW!!

Man you guys can get creative with this shit ...LMAO to the sleeping bag incident

Stasia · 05-22-2004, 04:40 PM

in my ex's face while he was tossing my salad.. now you wonder why he is an ex

LMFAO

JamesK · 05-22-2004, 04:42 PM

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Originally posted by Stasia
in my ex's face while he was tossing my salad.. now you wonder why he is an ex

LMFAO

crackheadcurly · 05-22-2004, 04:45 PM

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Originally posted by Stasia
in my ex's face while he was tossing my salad.. now you wonder why he is an ex

LMFAO

I bet that popped his ears-lol

StRoGE · 05-22-2004, 04:48 PM

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Originally posted by Stasia
in my ex's face while he was tossing my salad.. now you wonder why he is an ex

LMFAO

Ewww.

bringer · 05-22-2004, 04:49 PM

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Originally posted by Stasia
in my ex's face while he was tossing my salad.. now you wonder why he is an ex

LMFAO

spatter? pics?

Matiz · 05-22-2004, 04:54 PM

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Originally posted by freeadultcontent
No but she may blow shit BB's up your urethra.

Vitasoy · 05-22-2004, 04:56 PM

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Originally posted by crackheadcurly
Besides an elevator, the worst one was at the Kentucky Derby, after the Derby and many beers, I let the deadly silent one go, it felt like it went on for a minute. It was like it was starting to smell while I was still farting. Well it stunk up the entire bus, we had to ride a shuttle bus back to the car, old ladies had their head out the window the entire way back, it was a classic. It kind of smelt like a skunk was hit by a car after it ate at white castle.

Did you blame it on someone else?

crackheadcurly · 05-22-2004, 04:58 PM

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Originally posted by Vitasoy
Did you blame it on someone else?

No in an elevator, I like to claim it,usually my face is red from pushing one out-lol. But I am pissed when I fart in an elevator and it isn't load, I also like to fart on an escelator, it's like farting in the persons face behind you-lol.

mary34d · 05-22-2004, 05:02 PM

I was use to sleeping alone, so when my boyfriend came into town I farted on his leg as we were spooning. It even woke me up, which I pretended not to notice. However, it obviously awaken him too, because he rolled over.

steve90 · 05-22-2004, 05:05 PM

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Originally posted by bringer
spatter? pics?

boyw_utr · 05-22-2004, 05:05 PM

I farted on my ex's Head... I wish I did that some times more...

EviLGuY · 05-22-2004, 05:43 PM

I cant think of any time that tops these ones.

.. but speaking of smelly stories.. once when I was in grade 6 I was walking to school, and thhere was this shortcut that let through a field and across a little ditch.

Well to make a long story short I fell IN the ditch, and I still went to school. I smelled so fucking rank.

Like hot garbage smothered in ass.

SlickRick · 05-22-2004, 05:49 PM

I think I got you all beat
mine was at my grandfathers funeral., which ecoed through the funeral home. Large place so we all pretty much sat alone. Still dont think anyone knew who it was...LOL

KMR Stitch · 05-22-2004, 05:50 PM

The worst fucking place is an AIRPLANE

It's natural with the change of pressures..

God that recycled air sucks ass!

crackheadcurly · 05-22-2004, 05:54 PM

See the best place is at a funeral, you can always blame it on the corpse-lol

skinnay · 05-22-2004, 05:55 PM

i was about to eat out this girl, as i was moving down i ripped a real bad fart.. smelled real bad too

crackheadcurly · 05-22-2004, 09:13 PM

I would open her legs and blame it on her, make her go douce, you could have another beer, see I am always here to make a bad situation good!!!

NaughtyAlysha · 05-22-2004, 09:16 PM

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Originally posted by crackheadcurly
I bet the girls will say this is sick and they dont do that.

Hey now, I can fart with the best of them.

RainMailer · 05-22-2004, 09:21 PM

I manage a communications company that installs Cox Com products, one day one of my installers was in a house installing high speed internet and he didnt know anyone was around and he cut one. As soon as he did a little kid ran to his mom saying the cable guy farted! hahaha

Screaming · 05-22-2004, 10:00 PM

in my class when i was in high school, kids can be horrible but wait till you have given them a good reason

Ash@phpFX · 05-22-2004, 10:42 PM

www.farthammer.com

psyko514 · 05-22-2004, 10:50 PM

right in my ex-girlfriend's face.

we were about 16 years old. we had been fooling around in my bedroom. i was on my hands and knees and she was jerking me off.

and then BLAM, right in her face.

i wanted to die right there.

wadewilson · 05-22-2004, 10:58 PM

i have two: one at thanks giving i cut one and walked away and played nes laughing like a loon. what made it so funny it took every one thirty minutes of hillarious faces before they figured it out.! the next one was at work. It was funny at first then embarrasing . There was this annoying old
that kept repeating" whats that smell?"

ArikaAmes · 05-22-2004, 11:07 PM

I fart around my customers tables...

Usually after they piss me off and while they're still eating...

05-22-2004, 04:06 PM	#1
crackheadcurly So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Michigan Posts: 222	worst place you ever farted Besides an elevator, the worst one was at the Kentucky Derby, after the Derby and many beers, I let the deadly silent one go, it felt like it went on for a minute. It was like it was starting to smell while I was still farting. Well it stunk up the entire bus, we had to ride a shuttle bus back to the car, old ladies had their head out the window the entire way back, it was a classic. It kind of smelt like a skunk was hit by a car after it ate at white castle.

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05-22-2004, 04:09 PM	#3
crackheadcurly So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Michigan Posts: 222	Hey I have never been accussed of being mature-lol. I bet the girls will say this is sick and they dont do that. If this is true how come the first time you pick them up on a date they have a shit load of candles all over their house, if they dont far then their snatch does. That should confirm my immaturity-lol

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crackheadcurly So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Michigan Posts: 222	I want to know if I am fucking a girl in the ass, if she farts will my balls explode?

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EviLGuY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: malta Posts: 12,745	I cant think of any time that tops these ones. .. but speaking of smelly stories.. once when I was in grade 6 I was walking to school, and thhere was this shortcut that let through a field and across a little ditch. Well to make a long story short I fell IN the ditch, and I still went to school. I smelled so fucking rank. Like hot garbage smothered in ass.

05-22-2004, 05:49 PM	#26
SlickRick Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Kingman AZ Posts: 2,849	I think I got you all beat mine was at my grandfathers funeral., which ecoed through the funeral home. Large place so we all pretty much sat alone. Still dont think anyone knew who it was...LOL

05-22-2004, 05:50 PM	#27
KMR Stitch I am cool Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 14,494	The worst fucking place is an AIRPLANE It's natural with the change of pressures.. God that recycled air sucks ass!

05-22-2004, 05:54 PM	#28
crackheadcurly So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Michigan Posts: 222	See the best place is at a funeral, you can always blame it on the corpse-lol

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crackheadcurly So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Michigan Posts: 222	I would open her legs and blame it on her, make her go douce, you could have another beer, see I am always here to make a bad situation good!!!

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RainMailer Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Portland Posts: 826	I manage a communications company that installs Cox Com products, one day one of my installers was in a house installing high speed internet and he didnt know anyone was around and he cut one. As soon as he did a little kid ran to his mom saying the cable guy farted! hahaha __________________ harbinc at gmail dot com

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psyko514 See sig. Join Epic Cash. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Montreal, Quebec. ICQ: 214702014 Posts: 22,366	right in my ex-girlfriend's face. we were about 16 years old. we had been fooling around in my bedroom. i was on my hands and knees and she was jerking me off. and then BLAM, right in her face. i wanted to die right there. __________________ Bad Girl Bucks - 50% Revshare through CCBill. Promote BrandyDDD, Pixie's Pillows, Action Allie and more! Phoenix Forum Pics \| Webmaster Access Montreal pics email: psyko514(a)gmail.com \| icq: 214-702-014

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wadewilson Registered User Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: va Posts: 75	i have two: one at thanks giving i cut one and walked away and played nes laughing like a loon. what made it so funny it took every one thirty minutes of hillarious faces before they figured it out.! the next one was at work. It was funny at first then embarrasing . There was this annoying old that kept repeating" whats that smell?" __________________ 5x5

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ArikaAmes Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 3,081	I fart around my customers tables... Usually after they piss me off and while they're still eating...