worst place you ever farted
 

Besides an elevator, the worst one was at the Kentucky Derby, after the Derby and many beers, I let the deadly silent one go, it felt like it went on for a minute. It was like it was starting to smell while I was still farting. Well it stunk up the entire bus, we had to ride a shuttle bus back to the car, old ladies had their head out the window the entire way back, it was a classic. It kind of smelt like a skunk was hit by a car after it ate at white castle.

take it easy or you'll replace me as the immature one in no tmie

Hey I have never been accussed of being mature-lol. I bet the girls will say this is sick and they dont do that. If this is true how come the first time you pick them up on a date they have a shit load of candles all over their house, if they dont far then their snatch does. That should confirm my immaturity-lol

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naw, most of the girls around here usually fart during dp on a daily basis

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In my buddy's sleeping bag head hole. We then held it shut for a minute.

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I want to know if I am fucking a girl in the ass, if she farts will my balls explode?

in your sisters face while 69ing her :Graucho

No but she may blow shit BB's up your urethra.

EWWWWWWWWWWW!!

Man you guys can get creative with this shit ...LMAO to the sleeping bag incident :thumbsup

in my ex's face while he was tossing my salad.. now you wonder why he is an ex

LMFAO

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I bet that popped his ears-lol

Ewww. :1orglaugh

spatter? pics?

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Did you blame it on someone else? :1orglaugh

No in an elevator, I like to claim it,usually my face is red from pushing one out-lol. But I am pissed when I fart in an elevator and it isn't load, I also like to fart on an escelator, it's like farting in the persons face behind you-lol.

I was use to sleeping alone, so when my boyfriend came into town I farted on his leg as we were spooning. It even woke me up, which I pretended not to notice. However, it obviously awaken him too, because he rolled over.

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I farted on my ex's Head... I wish I did that some times more...

I cant think of any time that tops these ones.

.. but speaking of smelly stories.. once when I was in grade 6 I was walking to school, and thhere was this shortcut that let through a field and across a little ditch.

Well to make a long story short I fell IN the ditch, and I still went to school. I smelled so fucking rank. :1orglaugh

Like hot garbage smothered in ass.

I think I got you all beat
mine was at my grandfathers funeral., which ecoed through the funeral home. Large place so we all pretty much sat alone. Still dont think anyone knew who it was...LOL

The worst fucking place is an AIRPLANE

It's natural with the change of pressures..


God that recycled air sucks ass!

See the best place is at a funeral, you can always blame it on the corpse-lol

i was about to eat out this girl, as i was moving down i ripped a real bad fart.. smelled real bad too :)

I would open her legs and blame it on her, make her go douce, you could have another beer, see I am always here to make a bad situation good!!!

Hey now, I can fart with the best of them.

I manage a communications company that installs Cox Com products, one day one of my installers was in a house installing high speed internet and he didnt know anyone was around and he cut one. As soon as he did a little kid ran to his mom saying the cable guy farted! hahaha

in my class when i was in high school, kids can be horrible but wait till you have given them a good reason

www.farthammer.com :thumbsup

right in my ex-girlfriend's face.

we were about 16 years old. we had been fooling around in my bedroom. i was on my hands and knees and she was jerking me off.

and then BLAM, right in her face.

i wanted to die right there.

i have two: one at thanks giving i cut one and walked away and played nes laughing like a loon. what made it so funny it took every one thirty minutes of hillarious faces before they figured it out.! the next one was at work. It was funny at first then embarrasing . There was this annoying old
that kept repeating" whats that smell?"

I fart around my customers tables...:1orglaugh

Usually after they piss me off and while they're still eating...:1orglaugh