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Old 05-22-2004, 01:56 AM   #1
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Alektorophobia

...or fear of Chicken. It's kinda weird, I know, but everytime I see some chickens, espescially the big ones, I felt like my heart's gonna jump out from my chest, I'm starting to perspire and my breathing becomes shallow. I tried to fight it but I don't think I can survive a day with a live chicken beside me.
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Old 05-22-2004, 02:10 AM   #2
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As long as you live in the city, you should be fine.
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Old 05-22-2004, 02:13 AM   #3
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But do you eat chicken?
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Old 05-22-2004, 02:16 AM   #4
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what about roosters?
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Old 05-22-2004, 02:31 AM   #5
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Chicken, rooster. Anything that have feathers, man, am I weird?
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Old 05-22-2004, 02:33 AM   #6
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Chicken, rooster. Anything that have feathers, man, am I weird?
You need

Did you have a bad experience as a kid or something?
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Old 05-22-2004, 02:45 AM   #7
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Did you have a bad experience as a kid or something?
Hmmm...... Yeah, I think I have. When I was a kid, we have some chicken that were so huge. I was trying to water the plants when one big chicken approached me and suddenly bit me! damn, i was bleeding!
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Old 05-22-2004, 02:48 AM   #8
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Hmmm...... Yeah, I think I have. When I was a kid, we have some chicken that were so huge. I was trying to water the plants when one big chicken approached me and suddenly bit me! damn, i was bleeding!

Is it too much to hope that your parents had a pic of that exciting moment?
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Old 05-22-2004, 02:59 AM   #9
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Is it too much to hope that your parents had a pic of that exciting moment?
Haha asshole!
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Old 05-22-2004, 03:00 AM   #10
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Nah, sorry, there's no pics.
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Old 05-22-2004, 03:10 AM   #11
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It's not as weird as you think. I know a few people like that.

I'm personally not, not chickens perse, but I'm fucking fearful of Geese.

Stems from this incident when I was stumbling down the dirt roads of Barrio Baretto (Philippines) drunk off my ass from a few too many San Miguels and out of nowhere these fucking geese just attack me...

Pecked the shit out of my shins and back of my legs. Actually drew blood. Was like a Hitchcock movie.

The bar sluts all had a good laugh, but it scarred me in more ways than one.

Birds are evil.
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Old 05-22-2004, 03:20 AM   #12
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Nah, sorry, there's no pics.

Shucks! Anyway, I've never heard of anyone who had that kind of phobia ever. So you're a first on my list!
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Old 05-22-2004, 04:28 AM   #13
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i got you a present

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Old 05-22-2004, 04:30 AM   #14
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i got you a present

ohohoh asshole
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Old 05-22-2004, 11:43 AM   #15
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Damn that sucks, I wish you a chicken free life!
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Old 05-22-2004, 11:58 AM   #16
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I have the same problems with turkeys

when i was a kid, we had a neighbor who raised turkeys and one of them chased me around and knocked me down and started jumping on me and shit...I hate turkeys, but they do taste pretty damn good......
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