Alektorophobia
 

...or fear of Chicken. It's kinda weird, I know, but everytime I see some chickens, espescially the big ones, I felt like my heart's gonna jump out from my chest, I'm starting to perspire and my breathing becomes shallow. I tried to fight it but I don't think I can survive a day with a live chicken beside me.:(

As long as you live in the city, you should be fine. :)

But do you eat chicken?

what about roosters?

Chicken, rooster. Anything that have feathers, man, am I weird?

You need :helpme

Did you have a bad experience as a kid or something?

Hmmm...... Yeah, I think I have. When I was a kid, we have some chicken that were so huge. I was trying to water the plants when one big chicken approached me and suddenly bit me! damn, i was bleeding!

Is it too much to hope that your parents had a pic of that exciting moment? :1orglaugh

Haha asshole!

Nah, sorry, there's no pics.

It's not as weird as you think. I know a few people like that.

I'm personally not, not chickens perse, but I'm fucking fearful of Geese.

Stems from this incident when I was stumbling down the dirt roads of Barrio Baretto (Philippines) drunk off my ass from a few too many San Miguels and out of nowhere these fucking geese just attack me...

Pecked the shit out of my shins and back of my legs. Actually drew blood. Was like a Hitchcock movie.

The bar sluts all had a good laugh, but it scarred me in more ways than one.

Birds are evil.

Shucks! Anyway, I've never heard of anyone who had that kind of phobia ever. So you're a first on my list!

i got you a present

http://www.wyomingcowgirl.com/photogallery/chickens.jpg

ohohoh asshole :winkwink:

Damn that sucks, I wish you a chicken free life! :thumbsup

I have the same problems with turkeys

when i was a kid, we had a neighbor who raised turkeys and one of them chased me around and knocked me down and started jumping on me and shit...I hate turkeys, but they do taste pretty damn good......