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Mr. Marks · 05-22-2004, 01:56 AM

...or fear of Chicken. It's kinda weird, I know, but everytime I see some chickens, espescially the big ones, I felt like my heart's gonna jump out from my chest, I'm starting to perspire and my breathing becomes shallow. I tried to fight it but I don't think I can survive a day with a live chicken beside me.

Vitasoy · 05-22-2004, 02:10 AM

As long as you live in the city, you should be fine.

reynold · 05-22-2004, 02:13 AM

But do you eat chicken?

nofx · 05-22-2004, 02:16 AM

what about roosters?

Mr. Marks · 05-22-2004, 02:31 AM

Chicken, rooster. Anything that have feathers, man, am I weird?

B40 · 05-22-2004, 02:33 AM

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Originally posted by papichulo
Chicken, rooster. Anything that have feathers, man, am I weird?

You need

Did you have a bad experience as a kid or something?

Mr. Marks · 05-22-2004, 02:45 AM

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Originally posted by B40
You need

Did you have a bad experience as a kid or something?

Hmmm...... Yeah, I think I have. When I was a kid, we have some chicken that were so huge. I was trying to water the plants when one big chicken approached me and suddenly bit me! damn, i was bleeding!

newsdude · 05-22-2004, 02:48 AM

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Originally posted by papichulo
Hmmm...... Yeah, I think I have. When I was a kid, we have some chicken that were so huge. I was trying to water the plants when one big chicken approached me and suddenly bit me! damn, i was bleeding!

Is it too much to hope that your parents had a pic of that exciting moment?

B40 · 05-22-2004, 02:59 AM

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Originally posted by newsdude
Is it too much to hope that your parents had a pic of that exciting moment?

Haha asshole!

Mr. Marks · 05-22-2004, 03:00 AM

Nah, sorry, there's no pics.

Lycanthrope · 05-22-2004, 03:10 AM

It's not as weird as you think. I know a few people like that.

I'm personally not, not chickens perse, but I'm fucking fearful of Geese.

Stems from this incident when I was stumbling down the dirt roads of Barrio Baretto (Philippines) drunk off my ass from a few too many San Miguels and out of nowhere these fucking geese just attack me...

Pecked the shit out of my shins and back of my legs. Actually drew blood. Was like a Hitchcock movie.

The bar sluts all had a good laugh, but it scarred me in more ways than one.

Birds are evil.

newsdude · 05-22-2004, 03:20 AM

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Originally posted by papichulo
Nah, sorry, there's no pics.

Shucks! Anyway, I've never heard of anyone who had that kind of phobia ever. So you're a first on my list!

Theo · 05-22-2004, 04:28 AM

i got you a present

bluff · 05-22-2004, 04:30 AM

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Originally posted by Soul_Rebel
i got you a present

ohohoh asshole

Firehorse · 05-22-2004, 11:43 AM

Damn that sucks, I wish you a chicken free life!

SykkBoy · 05-22-2004, 11:58 AM

I have the same problems with turkeys

when i was a kid, we had a neighbor who raised turkeys and one of them chased me around and knocked me down and started jumping on me and shit...I hate turkeys, but they do taste pretty damn good......

05-22-2004, 01:56 AM	#1
Mr. Marks Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Wherever I want Posts: 7,517	Alektorophobia ...or fear of Chicken. It's kinda weird, I know, but everytime I see some chickens, espescially the big ones, I felt like my heart's gonna jump out from my chest, I'm starting to perspire and my breathing becomes shallow. I tried to fight it but I don't think I can survive a day with a live chicken beside me.

05-22-2004, 02:10 AM	#2
Vitasoy GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 58,202	As long as you live in the city, you should be fine. __________________ [email protected]

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05-22-2004, 03:10 AM	#11
Lycanthrope Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 4,517	It's not as weird as you think. I know a few people like that. I'm personally not, not chickens perse, but I'm fucking fearful of Geese. Stems from this incident when I was stumbling down the dirt roads of Barrio Baretto (Philippines) drunk off my ass from a few too many San Miguels and out of nowhere these fucking geese just attack me... Pecked the shit out of my shins and back of my legs. Actually drew blood. Was like a Hitchcock movie. The bar sluts all had a good laugh, but it scarred me in more ways than one. Birds are evil. __________________

05-22-2004, 11:43 AM	#15
Firehorse Desire it and have it!!! Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: www.fuckwithfire.com ICQ 512915 Posts: 30,767	Damn that sucks, I wish you a chicken free life! __________________ MySweetEbony

05-22-2004, 02:13 AM	#3
reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	But do you eat chicken?

05-22-2004, 02:31 AM	#5
Mr. Marks Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Wherever I want Posts: 7,517	Chicken, rooster. Anything that have feathers, man, am I weird?

05-22-2004, 03:00 AM	#10
Mr. Marks Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Wherever I want Posts: 7,517	Nah, sorry, there's no pics.

05-22-2004, 04:28 AM	#13
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	i got you a present

05-22-2004, 11:58 AM	#16
SykkBoy Jesus loves bacon Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Sin City, Motherfucker Posts: 19,969	I have the same problems with turkeys when i was a kid, we had a neighbor who raised turkeys and one of them chased me around and knocked me down and started jumping on me and shit...I hate turkeys, but they do taste pretty damn good...... __________________ Support my new movie “The Second Coming”