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torrey · 05-19-2004, 09:36 PM

When it comes to relationships

"Woman are like monkeys, they will only release a branch if another branch is firmly in hand."

Rictor · 05-19-2004, 09:51 PM

Are you saying we should have sex with monkeys? Waaaayyy ahead of you.

EviLGuY · 05-19-2004, 09:55 PM

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Originally posted by torrey
When it comes to relationships

"Woman are like monkeys, they will only release a branch if another branch is firmly in hand."

Thats true enough.. I try to have some fun between life sucking relationships myself.

Brat · 05-19-2004, 09:56 PM

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Originally posted by torrey
When it comes to relationships

"Woman are like monkeys, they will only release a branch if another branch is firmly in hand."

i like that

Bessie · 05-19-2004, 10:16 PM

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Originally posted by torrey
When it comes to relationships

"Woman are like monkeys, they will only release a branch if another branch is firmly in hand."

WOT????

DreamCumTrue · 05-19-2004, 10:18 PM

Its sooo true. Although right now I would want to be alone for some time if my relationship ended. Haven't been single for 4 years.

NaughtyAlysha · 05-19-2004, 10:18 PM

torrey · 05-19-2004, 10:19 PM

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Originally posted by Bessie
WOT????

I didnt invent the statement, I only support it.

KRL · 05-19-2004, 10:20 PM

If there is one thing I've learned in my life its you can not figure out women and the complexities of having reltationships with them.

Its something I think now is just not meant to be understood.

fro n ss · 05-19-2004, 10:24 PM

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Originally posted by Rictor
Are you saying we should have sex with monkeys? Waaaayyy ahead of you.

lmao

Bessie · 05-19-2004, 10:25 PM

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Originally posted by KRL
If there is one thing I've learned in my life its you can not figure out women and the complexities of having reltationships with them.

Its something I think now is just not meant to be understood.

Men are not much better trust me

SleazyDream · 05-19-2004, 10:26 PM

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Originally posted by KRL
If there is one thing I've learned in my life its you can not figure out women and the complexities of having reltationships with them.

Its something I think now is just not meant to be understood.

amen.

i was hiring staff for a handcaped home the other day (i'm on the board of directors there)- it's all women staff and a young man was applying. I asked him how he worked with women - and he said he understood them. I ACTUALLY laughed in his face. Then i got a serious look on my face and said - son, i'm going to tell you something that you will need to keep as an absolute truth in your heart for the rest of your life. Doesn't matter if you get this job or not, it one of the most important things in your life you need to know at an early age about women (the kid was 19). You will NEVER, and i mean NEVER understand women. But understanding that simple fact will allow you to at least be able to work with them.

KRL · 05-19-2004, 10:27 PM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream
amen.

i was hiring staff for a handcaped home the other day (i'm on the board of directors there)- it's all women staff and a young man was applying. I asked him how he worked with women - and he said he understood them. I ACTUALLY laughed in his face. Then i got a serious look on my face and said - son, i'm going to tell you something that you will need to keep as an absolute truth in your heart for the rest of your life. Doesn't matter if you get this job or not, it one of the most important things in your life you need to know at an early age about women (the kid was 19). You will NEVER, and i mean NEVER understand women. But understanding that simple fact will allow you to at least be able to work with them.

SleazyDream · 05-19-2004, 10:28 PM

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Originally posted by Bessie
Men are not much better trust me

i've worked with all women staffs and all men staffs - it's MUCH MUCH easier to work with men. Women have sooo much pent up social/emotional crap about everything in a work enviroment it's unreal - and that translates to personal lives as well

maxdaname · 05-19-2004, 10:46 PM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream
amen.

i was hiring staff for a handcaped home the other day (i'm on the board of directors there)- it's all women staff and a young man was applying. I asked him how he worked with women - and he said he understood them. I ACTUALLY laughed in his face. Then i got a serious look on my face and said - son, i'm going to tell you something that you will need to keep as an absolute truth in your heart for the rest of your life. Doesn't matter if you get this job or not, it one of the most important things in your life you need to know at an early age about women (the kid was 19). You will NEVER, and i mean NEVER understand women. But understanding that simple fact will allow you to at least be able to work with them.

amen!

newsdude · 05-19-2004, 11:19 PM

Are you talking from bad experience?

torrey · 05-19-2004, 11:20 PM

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Originally posted by newsdude
Are you talking from bad experience?

uhhh just life in general...

smokingdawn · 05-19-2004, 11:24 PM

That was good

Oh Sheila · 05-19-2004, 11:26 PM

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Originally posted by torrey
When it comes to relationships

"Woman are like monkeys, they will only release a branch if another branch is firmly in hand."

don't you mean vines?

Buff · 05-19-2004, 11:28 PM

That was from Mission Impossible II

Manowar · 05-19-2004, 11:28 PM

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Originally posted by Rictor
Are you saying we should have sex with monkeys? Waaaayyy ahead of you.

so it was you who started the AIDS virus?

pure energy · 05-20-2004, 01:40 AM

there's some truth in that!

Angelie · 05-20-2004, 01:42 AM

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Originally posted by EviLGuY
Thats true enough.. I try to have some fun between life sucking relationships myself.

Hahaah yes right now life sucks

Angelie · 05-20-2004, 01:43 AM

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Originally posted by KRL
If there is one thing I've learned in my life its you can not figure out women and the complexities of having reltationships with them.

Its something I think now is just not meant to be understood.

The same for Dam MEN!

punker barbie · 05-20-2004, 01:44 AM

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Originally posted by pure energy
there's some truth in that!

yeah i'll admit all women are aweful, and that includes ur mommies too!

j/k i think its 50/50 a girl just doesnt do shit with out any reason or motivation

Mr. Marks · 05-20-2004, 01:50 AM

It's kinda true in some sort of way but my girl and I are very much blessed with each other.

punker barbie · 05-20-2004, 01:51 AM

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Originally posted by papichulo
It's kinda true in some sort of way but my girl and I are very much blessed with each other.

thats a great thing to have, to know u have some one to lean on !

Angelie · 05-20-2004, 01:52 AM

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Originally posted by papichulo
It's kinda true in some sort of way but my girl and I are very much blessed with each other.

Rub it in!

Matiz · 05-20-2004, 03:37 AM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream
amen.

i was hiring staff for a handcaped home the other day (i'm on the board of directors there)- it's all women staff and a young man was applying. I asked him how he worked with women - and he said he understood them. I ACTUALLY laughed in his face. Then i got a serious look on my face and said - son, i'm going to tell you something that you will need to keep as an absolute truth in your heart for the rest of your life. Doesn't matter if you get this job or not, it one of the most important things in your life you need to know at an early age about women (the kid was 19). You will NEVER, and i mean NEVER understand women. But understanding that simple fact will allow you to at least be able to work with them.

webmaster x · 05-20-2004, 03:46 AM

Papichulo, You're blessed!

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