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torrey 05-19-2004 09:36 PM

Relationships ..Woman are like monkeys...
 
When it comes to relationships

"Woman are like monkeys, they will only release a branch if another branch is firmly in hand."


:)

Rictor 05-19-2004 09:51 PM

Are you saying we should have sex with monkeys? Waaaayyy ahead of you.

EviLGuY 05-19-2004 09:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by torrey
When it comes to relationships

"Woman are like monkeys, they will only release a branch if another branch is firmly in hand."


:)

Thats true enough.. I try to have some fun between life sucking relationships myself.

Brat 05-19-2004 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by torrey
When it comes to relationships

"Woman are like monkeys, they will only release a branch if another branch is firmly in hand."


:)

:1orglaugh

i like that

Bessie 05-19-2004 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by torrey
When it comes to relationships

"Woman are like monkeys, they will only release a branch if another branch is firmly in hand."


:)

WOT????

DreamCumTrue 05-19-2004 10:18 PM

Its sooo true. Although right now I would want to be alone for some time if my relationship ended. Haven't been single for 4 years.

NaughtyAlysha 05-19-2004 10:18 PM

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torrey 05-19-2004 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bessie
WOT????
I didnt invent the statement, I only support it. :)

KRL 05-19-2004 10:20 PM

If there is one thing I've learned in my life its you can not figure out women and the complexities of having reltationships with them.

Its something I think now is just not meant to be understood.

:1orglaugh

fro n ss 05-19-2004 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rictor
Are you saying we should have sex with monkeys? Waaaayyy ahead of you.
lmao:1orglaugh

Bessie 05-19-2004 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
If there is one thing I've learned in my life its you can not figure out women and the complexities of having reltationships with them.

Its something I think now is just not meant to be understood.

:1orglaugh

Men are not much better trust me

SleazyDream 05-19-2004 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
If there is one thing I've learned in my life its you can not figure out women and the complexities of having reltationships with them.

Its something I think now is just not meant to be understood.

:1orglaugh

amen.


i was hiring staff for a handcaped home the other day (i'm on the board of directors there)- it's all women staff and a young man was applying. I asked him how he worked with women - and he said he understood them. I ACTUALLY laughed in his face. Then i got a serious look on my face and said - son, i'm going to tell you something that you will need to keep as an absolute truth in your heart for the rest of your life. Doesn't matter if you get this job or not, it one of the most important things in your life you need to know at an early age about women (the kid was 19). You will NEVER, and i mean NEVER understand women. But understanding that simple fact will allow you to at least be able to work with them.

KRL 05-19-2004 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream
amen.


i was hiring staff for a handcaped home the other day (i'm on the board of directors there)- it's all women staff and a young man was applying. I asked him how he worked with women - and he said he understood them. I ACTUALLY laughed in his face. Then i got a serious look on my face and said - son, i'm going to tell you something that you will need to keep as an absolute truth in your heart for the rest of your life. Doesn't matter if you get this job or not, it one of the most important things in your life you need to know at an early age about women (the kid was 19). You will NEVER, and i mean NEVER understand women. But understanding that simple fact will allow you to at least be able to work with them.

:thumbsup

SleazyDream 05-19-2004 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bessie
Men are not much better trust me
i've worked with all women staffs and all men staffs - it's MUCH MUCH easier to work with men. Women have sooo much pent up social/emotional crap about everything in a work enviroment it's unreal - and that translates to personal lives as well

maxdaname 05-19-2004 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream
amen.


i was hiring staff for a handcaped home the other day (i'm on the board of directors there)- it's all women staff and a young man was applying. I asked him how he worked with women - and he said he understood them. I ACTUALLY laughed in his face. Then i got a serious look on my face and said - son, i'm going to tell you something that you will need to keep as an absolute truth in your heart for the rest of your life. Doesn't matter if you get this job or not, it one of the most important things in your life you need to know at an early age about women (the kid was 19). You will NEVER, and i mean NEVER understand women. But understanding that simple fact will allow you to at least be able to work with them.

:thumbsup amen!

newsdude 05-19-2004 11:19 PM

Are you talking from bad experience?

torrey 05-19-2004 11:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by newsdude
Are you talking from bad experience?
uhhh just life in general...

smokingdawn 05-19-2004 11:24 PM

That was good

Oh Sheila 05-19-2004 11:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by torrey
When it comes to relationships

"Woman are like monkeys, they will only release a branch if another branch is firmly in hand."


:)

don't you mean vines?

Buff 05-19-2004 11:28 PM

That was from Mission Impossible II

Manowar 05-19-2004 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rictor
Are you saying we should have sex with monkeys? Waaaayyy ahead of you.
so it was you who started the AIDS virus?

pure energy 05-20-2004 01:40 AM

there's some truth in that!

Angelie 05-20-2004 01:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by EviLGuY
Thats true enough.. I try to have some fun between life sucking relationships myself.
Hahaah yes right now life sucks

Angelie 05-20-2004 01:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
If there is one thing I've learned in my life its you can not figure out women and the complexities of having reltationships with them.

Its something I think now is just not meant to be understood.

:1orglaugh

The same for Dam MEN!

punker barbie 05-20-2004 01:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pure energy
there's some truth in that!
yeah i'll admit all women are aweful, and that includes ur mommies too!


j/k i think its 50/50 a girl just doesnt do shit with out any reason or motivation :)

Mr. Marks 05-20-2004 01:50 AM

It's kinda true in some sort of way but my girl and I are very much blessed with each other.

punker barbie 05-20-2004 01:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by papichulo
It's kinda true in some sort of way but my girl and I are very much blessed with each other.
thats a great thing to have, to know u have some one to lean on ! :)

Angelie 05-20-2004 01:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by papichulo
It's kinda true in some sort of way but my girl and I are very much blessed with each other.
Rub it in!:321GFY

Matiz 05-20-2004 03:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream
amen.


i was hiring staff for a handcaped home the other day (i'm on the board of directors there)- it's all women staff and a young man was applying. I asked him how he worked with women - and he said he understood them. I ACTUALLY laughed in his face. Then i got a serious look on my face and said - son, i'm going to tell you something that you will need to keep as an absolute truth in your heart for the rest of your life. Doesn't matter if you get this job or not, it one of the most important things in your life you need to know at an early age about women (the kid was 19). You will NEVER, and i mean NEVER understand women. But understanding that simple fact will allow you to at least be able to work with them.

:thumbsup

webmaster x 05-20-2004 03:46 AM

Papichulo, You're blessed!


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