FACT: Strip clubs are ripoffs.

[DarkJedi]

$60 bucks gets you nothing but a lighter wallet.

[zzgundamnzz]

Wrong it gets you a bad case of Blue Balls

[Evil Jawa]

Another thing to think about:

2 hours with a whore = 1 square foot of house in SF

Stick that in your pipe and smoke it.

[Thong Sniper]

Originally posted by Evil Jawa
Another thing to think about:

2 hours with a whore = 1 square foot of house in SF

Stick that in your pipe and smoke it.

huh?

[TheFrog]

Originally posted by zzgundamnzz
Wrong it gets you a bad case of Blue Balls

so true

[escorpio]

Not in Mexico.

[Jive]

Originally posted by DarkJedi
$60 bucks gets you nothing but a lighter wallet.

sounds like your a sucker paying out that kind of cash.
perhaps to impress your buddies? I don't pay this shit..

The only time I did was for some chick to sit on my Dad and grind him.. he's crusty old.. go find some women and pump the fuck outta them instead of having your wallet milked..

atleast strip joints could allow 'grace' to be able to get a blow job in the back VIP room instead of all the hair rubbed off of my nuts
all the time..

[DR_PHIL]

the hoez LOVE it when you give them coupons for burger king instead of cash

[Axeman]

In Montreal, strippers are at least cheap and give a good performance. Some places though you might as well give them your money, get kicked in the balls and just go home and watch a porn.

[Jive]

Originally posted by escorpio
Not in Mexico.

Yes, i'm down in Mex 2 times a year not just for the women..

there strip clubs one I visit witch isn't for tourists just out side of mazatlan is called "dragon to fat" pronouced 'dracontofat' as they say. you have there best cleanest babes and blowjobs for around $10 bucks and they actually live there it looks like a hotel.. sure there are some sailors there once in awhile..

if your ever there ask your cabbie to take you there but don;'t stay there to late in the evenings or you'll come outta there broke.. but it's a blast and unforgetting

[Paul Waters]

60 bucks will get you a topless handjob in a Toronto massage parlour.

[Jive]

Originally posted by Axeman
In Montreal, strippers are at least cheap and give a good performance. Some places though you might as well give them your money, get kicked in the balls and just go home and watch a porn.

Montreal I use to travel down to from Toronto
I use to go to Uof T many years ago but it was fun 2for1 drinks
and some (cheap)good clubs very good bands around the late 70's and the early 80's I had a apartment in ottawa just to party in off of the main drag I payed $200 amonth..

Montreal was fun..

[Jive]

Originally posted by Paul Waters
60 bucks will get you a topless handjob in a Toronto massage parlour.

you can go over to 'Jillys bar' and take one of the girls and get a hummer on upper Queen st. in TO.. for $20

and there's ample parking across the street.

[tony286]

I worked in strip clubs for 15 yrs, I would burn money before I would give it to a stripper. lol

[xNetworx]

$60

hmmmmm

1/8 of kind bud....

OR

blue balls and glitter in your eyebrows?

[pornstar2pac]

owning a strip clubs sounds better to me.

[bdld]

and that is the reason i refuse to attend one.. if i wanted to leave with a hard-on i'd go out on a date.

[Jive]

Originally posted by pornstar2pac
owning a strip clubs sounds better to me.

after we open our beer store as it's being built in the old post office in North Vancouver lower lonsdale I'm looking at opening a escort/Hoeden/ in a downtown Vancouver location

if your ever in North Vancouver be sure to pop into Rustygull pub
there's a nice patio with a stunning view of the water front and city good food we have bands hope you come by sometime?
were one block up from the ferrie terminals enjoy..

we have the hoes now but we need a long term place for them.

*aka madam Jives*

[Joesho]

I thought all you high roller BP4L types never had to pay for anything, doesn't the family take care of it's own?

[KRL]

First off, get to know and make friends with the owners of the clubs in your area. That makes a huge difference on how you're treated by the staff and dancers.

Second, the first time you go in take care of the valet, the doorman, the cashier, the bartender and the cocktail waitress, and make sure they all know you're in the adult biz too.

The word will travel fast you're someone important and they won't try to zap you and you'll get your money's worth.

Then take extra good care of the dancer you like the first time you're with her and treat her with respect. I always like to tip big the first time and it comes back ten fold. If its $30 hand her a $50 and tell her to keep the change.

Once she sees you're not a cheapo and have money, you'll get treated like a king everytime you go in and they'll go the extra mile to put a smile on your face.

[EviLGuY]

Originally posted by zzgundamnzz
Wrong it gets you a bad case of Blue Balls

I haven't had serious blue balls since high school.

[Joesho]

Tootsies, in Hollywood FLA

or the bars in Arizona are the best if you ask me..

[Illicit]

went to one last night, spent way more than $60, got nothing of course... but it was a fun night anyway

[baddog]

Originally posted by Joesho
Tootsies, in Hollywood FLA

or the bars in Arizona are the best if you ask me..

last time I went to a strip club in AZ they had to wear pasties

[Rictor]

If I was close enough to Mexico to get $10 blowjobs I probably wouldn't have ever date or gotten married. It would have been so much cheaper.

[Jive]

Originally posted by KRL
First off, get to know and make friends with the owners of the clubs in your area. That makes a huge difference on how you're treated by the staff and dancers.

Second, the first time you go in take care of the valet, the doorman, the cashier, the bartender and the cocktail waitress, and make sure they all know you're in the adult biz too.

The word will travel fast you're someone important and they won't try to zap you and you'll get your money's worth.

Then take extra good care of the dancer you like the first time you're with her and treat her with respect. I always like to tip big the first time and it comes back ten fold. If its $30 hand her a $50 and tell her to keep the change.

Once she sees you're not a cheapo and have money, you'll get treated like a king everytime you go in and they'll go the extra mile to put a smile on your face.

Your right! next time your in my club look for me and tip me or my manager/staff/you'll get further ahead with me if i'm around?.. and you'll recieve my respect

[AdultNex]

Originally posted by KRL
First off, get to know and make friends with the owners of the clubs in your area. That makes a huge difference on how you're treated by the staff and dancers.

Second, the first time you go in take care of the valet, the doorman, the cashier, the bartender and the cocktail waitress, and make sure they all know you're in the adult biz too.

The word will travel fast you're someone important and they won't try to zap you and you'll get your money's worth.

Then take extra good care of the dancer you like the first time you're with her and treat her with respect. I always like to tip big the first time and it comes back ten fold. If its $30 hand her a $50 and tell her to keep the change.

Once she sees you're not a cheapo and have money, you'll get treated like a king everytime you go in and they'll go the extra mile to put a smile on your face.

Business 101 - Good tip that will work in any industry.

[KRL]

Originally posted by Jive
Your right! next time your in my club look for me and tip me or my manager/staff/you'll get further ahead with me if i'm around?.. and you'll recieve my respect

Tip a club owner?? Never done that one before nor would I.

LOL

I'll do favors for them sure. Hook them up with deals or financing to expand.

What club do you have in Vancouver? I'm about to do some biz with some up there.

[wonder]

any one been to a decent one in rocky point?

[Major (Tom)]

I went to a bar with dugmor and he was giving the whores canadian dollars! Funniest thing i ever seen!
DS

[GigaXXX]

Originally posted by Thong Sniper
huh?

^)

[Jive]

Originally posted by KRL
Tip a club owner?? Never done that one before nor would I.

LOL

I'll do favors for them sure. Hook them up with deals or financing to expand.

What club do you have in Vancouver? I'm about to do some biz with some up there.

As I stated up above earlier:

if your ever in North Vancouver be sure to pop into(RustyGullPub)
there's a nice patio with a stunning view of the water front and city, good food we have bands hope you come by sometime?
were one block up from the ferrie terminals enjoy..

we only entertain general public it a good place to have fun..
I don't mixed porn stuff with nightclub stuff but,

you just might catch me there once inawhile.. thanks for asking

[bizmak]

you are damn right.. that's why i get hookers

[wdsguy]

heh u barely figured it out?

[Jive]

Originally posted by bizmak
you are damn right.. that's why i get hookers

I sometimes do guests in the office.. but not hookers don't need to there's enough action in our club to play with most of the time and we don't have to pay for it..

[pornstar2pac]

Originally posted by Jive
after we open our beer store as it's being built in the old post office in North Vancouver lower lonsdale I'm looking at opening a escort/Hoeden/ in a downtown Vancouver location

if your ever in North Vancouver be sure to pop into Rustygull pub
there's a nice patio with a stunning view of the water front and city good food we have bands hope you come by sometime?
were one block up from the ferrie terminals enjoy..

we have the hoes now but we need a long term place for them.

*aka madam Jives*

I'll be there in 3 hours. line up 3 of them for me please...to start

[Jive]

Originally posted by pornstar2pac
I'll be there in 3 hours. line up 3 of them for me please...to start

come anytime you wish too.. all our welcome

well not all are, just the good webmasters not dicks or there thrown out.

enjoy.. were one of the best pubs in North Vancouver..

[pornstar2pac]

Originally posted by Jive
come anytime you wish too.. all our welcome

well not all are, just the good webmasters not dicks or there thrown out.

enjoy.. were one of the best pubs in North Vancouver..

how's the chronic around that block?

[Jive]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by pornstar2pac
how's the chronic around that block? [/QUOT


there's nothing to sad around and we have a recording studio with some very good bands next door cutting music..

anyways if your ever around pop in..

if you have any good ideas on programs to promote paste them on here.. gotta. run.. it's saturday and were busy at the club on the patio the sun is pretty happening today so are the tourists..

have a great weekend.. all the best *JIVE*

[cosis]

strip clubs are just a good place to hang out once in awhile, if you go there to pick up a date you know your pathetic

[pornstar2pac]

$40 lap dances I would charge

[Donnie Gangsta]

when do strip clubs ever go broke? don't see how you could go wrong with one if you get good girls and treat customers well... seems like a no brainer to open one.. was really contemplating it.. not in Vegas though.. too saturated.

[KRL]

Originally posted by Donnie Gangsta
when do strip clubs ever go broke? don't see how you could go wrong with one if you get good girls and treat customers well... seems like a no brainer to open one.. was really contemplating it.. not in Vegas though.. too saturated.

your bartenders and managers can rip you off. A friend of mine invested in one in the midwest and never saw a dime back.

[KRL]

Originally posted by cosis
strip clubs are just a good place to hang out once in awhile, if you go there to pick up a date you know your pathetic

Maybe in your neck of the woods, in Florida you can find some nice girls in the high end clubs like Rachels. A lot of the girls there are Playboy level.

[DreamCumTrue]

Originally posted by pimpporn
$60

hmmmmm

1/8 of kind bud....

OR

blue balls and glitter in your eyebrows?

[Marcus Aurelius]

I can stuff 300 cash into the thong of some strange girl and walk out with nothing in return. Or I can stuff 300 cash into my wifes thong (who is probably hotter than the club girl) and get a blowjob, some sex, and probably a fridge full of groceries to boot.


Strip clubs are fun, but spend your money where it will really pay off.

[HeadPimp]

I have always considered going to strip clubs a waste of money. If you are going to get a whore, just call one.

[Donnie Gangsta]

Originally posted by KRL
your bartenders and managers can rip you off. A friend of mine invested in one in the midwest and never saw a dime back.

in Memphis where I used to live the way it works is the girls have to do a payout to the club ($60/shift at night and $40 in the day)... the manager gets like $10-15/girl (day/night) and the bartender and MC/DJ get $5-10/girl each... when there are 50 girls working a shift this works out to be pretty ok.. plus their base salary..

I think take care of your staff but be strict at the same time and this problem would be eliminated somewhat..

[escorpio]

Originally posted by Jive
Yes, i'm down in Mex 2 times a year not just for the women..

there strip clubs one I visit witch isn't for tourists just out side of mazatlan is called "dragon to fat" pronouced 'dracontofat' as they say. you have there best cleanest babes and blowjobs for around $10 bucks and they actually live there it looks like a hotel.. sure there are some sailors there once in awhile..

if your ever there ask your cabbie to take you there but don;'t stay there to late in the evenings or you'll come outta there broke.. but it's a blast and unforgetting

I know the place, I ain't no tourist. It's called "El Dragon Rojo" (The Red Dragon) and it's across the street from "Dos Gordos" (Two Fat Guys). There is a private house in the Distrito Central called "Chayo" that you should have the cabby take you. Not sure of the exact but it's just of Zaragoza.

[AMADude]

Not true. You can get a lap dance in Vegas and the girl will make you cum. lol
Depends what club you go to.

You can get off for $20.