FACT: Strip clubs are ripoffs. - GoFuckYourself.com

DarkJedi · 05-15-2004, 01:32 PM

$60 bucks gets you nothing but a lighter wallet.

zzgundamnzz · 05-15-2004, 01:33 PM

Wrong it gets you a bad case of Blue Balls

Evil Jawa · 05-15-2004, 01:34 PM

Another thing to think about:

2 hours with a whore = 1 square foot of house in SF

Stick that in your pipe and smoke it.

Thong Sniper · 05-15-2004, 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Evil Jawa
Another thing to think about:

2 hours with a whore = 1 square foot of house in SF

Stick that in your pipe and smoke it.

huh?

TheFrog · 05-15-2004, 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by zzgundamnzz
Wrong it gets you a bad case of Blue Balls

so true

escorpio · 05-15-2004, 01:39 PM

Not in Mexico.

Jive · 05-15-2004, 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DarkJedi
$60 bucks gets you nothing but a lighter wallet.

sounds like your a sucker paying out that kind of cash.
perhaps to impress your buddies? I don't pay this shit..

The only time I did was for some chick to sit on my Dad and grind him.. he's crusty old.. go find some women and pump the fuck outta them instead of having your wallet milked..

atleast strip joints could allow 'grace' to be able to get a blow job in the back VIP room instead of all the hair rubbed off of my nuts
all the time..

DR_PHIL · 05-15-2004, 01:47 PM

the hoez LOVE it when you give them coupons for burger king instead of cash

Axeman · 05-15-2004, 01:52 PM

In Montreal, strippers are at least cheap and give a good performance. Some places though you might as well give them your money, get kicked in the balls and just go home and watch a porn.

Jive · 05-15-2004, 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by escorpio
Not in Mexico.

Yes, i'm down in Mex 2 times a year not just for the women..

there strip clubs one I visit witch isn't for tourists just out side of mazatlan is called "dragon to fat" pronouced 'dracontofat' as they say. you have there best cleanest babes and blowjobs for around $10 bucks and they actually live there it looks like a hotel.. sure there are some sailors there once in awhile..

if your ever there ask your cabbie to take you there but don;'t stay there to late in the evenings or you'll come outta there broke.. but it's a blast and unforgetting

Paul Waters · 05-15-2004, 01:53 PM

60 bucks will get you a topless handjob in a Toronto massage parlour.

Jive · 05-15-2004, 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Axeman
In Montreal, strippers are at least cheap and give a good performance. Some places though you might as well give them your money, get kicked in the balls and just go home and watch a porn.

Montreal I use to travel down to from Toronto
I use to go to Uof T many years ago but it was fun 2for1 drinks
and some (cheap)good clubs very good bands around the late 70's and the early 80's I had a apartment in ottawa just to party in off of the main drag I payed $200 amonth..

Montreal was fun..

Jive · 05-15-2004, 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Paul Waters
60 bucks will get you a topless handjob in a Toronto massage parlour.

you can go over to 'Jillys bar' and take one of the girls and get a hummer on upper Queen st. in TO.. for $20

and there's ample parking across the street.

tony286 · 05-15-2004, 02:04 PM

I worked in strip clubs for 15 yrs, I would burn money before I would give it to a stripper. lol

xNetworx · 05-15-2004, 02:05 PM

$60

hmmmmm

1/8 of kind bud....

OR

blue balls and glitter in your eyebrows?

pornstar2pac · 05-15-2004, 02:13 PM

owning a strip clubs sounds better to me.

bdld · 05-15-2004, 02:18 PM

and that is the reason i refuse to attend one.. if i wanted to leave with a hard-on i'd go out on a date.

Jive · 05-15-2004, 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pornstar2pac
owning a strip clubs sounds better to me.

after we open our beer store as it's being built in the old post office in North Vancouver lower lonsdale I'm looking at opening a escort/Hoeden/ in a downtown Vancouver location

if your ever in North Vancouver be sure to pop into Rustygull pub
there's a nice patio with a stunning view of the water front and city good food we have bands hope you come by sometime?
were one block up from the ferrie terminals enjoy..

we have the hoes now but we need a long term place for them.

*aka madam Jives*

Joesho · 05-15-2004, 02:29 PM

I thought all you high roller BP4L types never had to pay for anything, doesn't the family take care of it's own?

KRL · 05-15-2004, 02:38 PM

First off, get to know and make friends with the owners of the clubs in your area. That makes a huge difference on how you're treated by the staff and dancers.

Second, the first time you go in take care of the valet, the doorman, the cashier, the bartender and the cocktail waitress, and make sure they all know you're in the adult biz too.

The word will travel fast you're someone important and they won't try to zap you and you'll get your money's worth.

Then take extra good care of the dancer you like the first time you're with her and treat her with respect. I always like to tip big the first time and it comes back ten fold. If its $30 hand her a $50 and tell her to keep the change.

Once she sees you're not a cheapo and have money, you'll get treated like a king everytime you go in and they'll go the extra mile to put a smile on your face.

EviLGuY · 05-15-2004, 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by zzgundamnzz
Wrong it gets you a bad case of Blue Balls

I haven't had serious blue balls since high school.

Joesho · 05-15-2004, 02:44 PM

Tootsies, in Hollywood FLA

or the bars in Arizona are the best if you ask me..

Illicit · 05-15-2004, 02:44 PM

went to one last night, spent way more than $60, got nothing of course... but it was a fun night anyway

baddog · 05-15-2004, 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Joesho
Tootsies, in Hollywood FLA

or the bars in Arizona are the best if you ask me..

last time I went to a strip club in AZ they had to wear pasties

Rictor · 05-15-2004, 03:03 PM

If I was close enough to Mexico to get $10 blowjobs I probably wouldn't have ever date or gotten married. It would have been so much cheaper.

Jive · 05-15-2004, 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
First off, get to know and make friends with the owners of the clubs in your area. That makes a huge difference on how you're treated by the staff and dancers.

Second, the first time you go in take care of the valet, the doorman, the cashier, the bartender and the cocktail waitress, and make sure they all know you're in the adult biz too.

The word will travel fast you're someone important and they won't try to zap you and you'll get your money's worth.

Then take extra good care of the dancer you like the first time you're with her and treat her with respect. I always like to tip big the first time and it comes back ten fold. If its $30 hand her a $50 and tell her to keep the change.

Once she sees you're not a cheapo and have money, you'll get treated like a king everytime you go in and they'll go the extra mile to put a smile on your face.

Your right! next time your in my club look for me and tip me or my manager/staff/you'll get further ahead with me if i'm around?.. and you'll recieve my respect

AdultNex · 05-15-2004, 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
First off, get to know and make friends with the owners of the clubs in your area. That makes a huge difference on how you're treated by the staff and dancers.

Second, the first time you go in take care of the valet, the doorman, the cashier, the bartender and the cocktail waitress, and make sure they all know you're in the adult biz too.

The word will travel fast you're someone important and they won't try to zap you and you'll get your money's worth.

Then take extra good care of the dancer you like the first time you're with her and treat her with respect. I always like to tip big the first time and it comes back ten fold. If its $30 hand her a $50 and tell her to keep the change.

Once she sees you're not a cheapo and have money, you'll get treated like a king everytime you go in and they'll go the extra mile to put a smile on your face.

Business 101 - Good tip that will work in any industry.

KRL · 05-15-2004, 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jive
Your right! next time your in my club look for me and tip me or my manager/staff/you'll get further ahead with me if i'm around?.. and you'll recieve my respect

Tip a club owner?? Never done that one before nor would I.

LOL

I'll do favors for them sure. Hook them up with deals or financing to expand.

What club do you have in Vancouver? I'm about to do some biz with some up there.

wonder · 05-15-2004, 03:50 PM

any one been to a decent one in rocky point?

Major (Tom) · 05-15-2004, 03:53 PM

I went to a bar with dugmor and he was giving the whores canadian dollars! Funniest thing i ever seen!
DS

GigaXXX · 05-15-2004, 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Thong Sniper
huh?

^)

Jive · 05-15-2004, 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
Tip a club owner?? Never done that one before nor would I.

LOL

I'll do favors for them sure. Hook them up with deals or financing to expand.

What club do you have in Vancouver? I'm about to do some biz with some up there.

As I stated up above earlier:

if your ever in North Vancouver be sure to pop into(RustyGullPub)
there's a nice patio with a stunning view of the water front and city, good food we have bands hope you come by sometime?
were one block up from the ferrie terminals enjoy..

we only entertain general public it a good place to have fun..
I don't mixed porn stuff with nightclub stuff but,

you just might catch me there once inawhile.. thanks for asking

bizmak · 05-15-2004, 04:45 PM

you are damn right.. that's why i get hookers

wdsguy · 05-15-2004, 04:47 PM

heh u barely figured it out?

Jive · 05-15-2004, 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bizmak
you are damn right.. that's why i get hookers

I sometimes do guests in the office.. but not hookers don't need to there's enough action in our club to play with most of the time and we don't have to pay for it..

pornstar2pac · 05-15-2004, 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jive
after we open our beer store as it's being built in the old post office in North Vancouver lower lonsdale I'm looking at opening a escort/Hoeden/ in a downtown Vancouver location

if your ever in North Vancouver be sure to pop into Rustygull pub
there's a nice patio with a stunning view of the water front and city good food we have bands hope you come by sometime?
were one block up from the ferrie terminals enjoy..

we have the hoes now but we need a long term place for them.

*aka madam Jives*

I'll be there in 3 hours. line up 3 of them for me please...to start

Jive · 05-15-2004, 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pornstar2pac
I'll be there in 3 hours. line up 3 of them for me please...to start

come anytime you wish too.. all our welcome

well not all are, just the good webmasters not dicks or there thrown out.

enjoy.. were one of the best pubs in North Vancouver..

pornstar2pac · 05-15-2004, 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jive
come anytime you wish too.. all our welcome

well not all are, just the good webmasters not dicks or there thrown out.

enjoy.. were one of the best pubs in North Vancouver..

how's the chronic around that block?

Jive · 05-15-2004, 05:14 PM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by pornstar2pac
how's the chronic around that block? [/QUOT

there's nothing to sad around and we have a recording studio with some very good bands next door cutting music..

anyways if your ever around pop in..

if you have any good ideas on programs to promote paste them on here.. gotta. run.. it's saturday and were busy at the club on the patio the sun is pretty happening today so are the tourists..

have a great weekend.. all the best *JIVE*

cosis · 05-15-2004, 06:55 PM

strip clubs are just a good place to hang out once in awhile, if you go there to pick up a date you know your pathetic

pornstar2pac · 05-15-2004, 07:28 PM

$40 lap dances I would charge

Donnie Gangsta · 05-15-2004, 08:42 PM

when do strip clubs ever go broke? don't see how you could go wrong with one if you get good girls and treat customers well... seems like a no brainer to open one.. was really contemplating it.. not in Vegas though.. too saturated.

KRL · 05-15-2004, 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Donnie Gangsta
when do strip clubs ever go broke? don't see how you could go wrong with one if you get good girls and treat customers well... seems like a no brainer to open one.. was really contemplating it.. not in Vegas though.. too saturated.

your bartenders and managers can rip you off. A friend of mine invested in one in the midwest and never saw a dime back.

KRL · 05-15-2004, 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cosis
strip clubs are just a good place to hang out once in awhile, if you go there to pick up a date you know your pathetic

Maybe in your neck of the woods, in Florida you can find some nice girls in the high end clubs like Rachels. A lot of the girls there are Playboy level.

DreamCumTrue · 05-15-2004, 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pimpporn
$60

hmmmmm

1/8 of kind bud....

OR

blue balls and glitter in your eyebrows?

Marcus Aurelius · 05-15-2004, 08:57 PM

I can stuff 300 cash into the thong of some strange girl and walk out with nothing in return. Or I can stuff 300 cash into my wifes thong (who is probably hotter than the club girl) and get a blowjob, some sex, and probably a fridge full of groceries to boot.

Strip clubs are fun, but spend your money where it will really pay off.

HeadPimp · 05-15-2004, 09:08 PM

I have always considered going to strip clubs a waste of money. If you are going to get a whore, just call one.

Donnie Gangsta · 05-15-2004, 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
your bartenders and managers can rip you off. A friend of mine invested in one in the midwest and never saw a dime back.

in Memphis where I used to live the way it works is the girls have to do a payout to the club ($60/shift at night and $40 in the day)... the manager gets like $10-15/girl (day/night) and the bartender and MC/DJ get $5-10/girl each... when there are 50 girls working a shift this works out to be pretty ok.. plus their base salary..

I think take care of your staff but be strict at the same time and this problem would be eliminated somewhat..

escorpio · 05-19-2004, 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jive
Yes, i'm down in Mex 2 times a year not just for the women..

there strip clubs one I visit witch isn't for tourists just out side of mazatlan is called "dragon to fat" pronouced 'dracontofat' as they say. you have there best cleanest babes and blowjobs for around $10 bucks and they actually live there it looks like a hotel.. sure there are some sailors there once in awhile..

if your ever there ask your cabbie to take you there but don;'t stay there to late in the evenings or you'll come outta there broke.. but it's a blast and unforgetting

I know the place, I ain't no tourist. It's called "El Dragon Rojo" (The Red Dragon) and it's across the street from "Dos Gordos" (Two Fat Guys). There is a private house in the Distrito Central called "Chayo" that you should have the cabby take you. Not sure of the exact but it's just of Zaragoza.

AMADude · 05-19-2004, 11:44 AM

Not true. You can get a lap dance in Vegas and the girl will make you cum. lol
Depends what club you go to.

You can get off for $20.

05-15-2004, 01:32 PM	#1
DarkJedi No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: GFY Posts: 28,300	FACT: Strip clubs are ripoffs. $60 bucks gets you nothing but a lighter wallet.

05-15-2004, 01:33 PM	#2
zzgundamnzz Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 6,102	Wrong it gets you a bad case of Blue Balls __________________

05-15-2004, 01:39 PM	#6
escorpio I love to racism, bro! Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: USA! USA! USA! Posts: 23,208	Not in Mexico. __________________ Unvaxxed, still alive.

05-15-2004, 01:52 PM	#9
Axeman Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Swamp Posts: 5,201	In Montreal, strippers are at least cheap and give a good performance. Some places though you might as well give them your money, get kicked in the balls and just go home and watch a porn. __________________ XXXRewards - Karups - Boyfun - Jawked. Paying on time since 1997. Contact me at brent [at] xxxrewards.com

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Paul Waters Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Toronto, Ontario Posts: 4,402	60 bucks will get you a topless handjob in a Toronto massage parlour. __________________ Paul

05-15-2004, 01:34 PM	#3
Evil Jawa So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 444	Another thing to think about: 2 hours with a whore = 1 square foot of house in SF Stick that in your pipe and smoke it.

05-15-2004, 01:47 PM	#8
DR_PHIL Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Never visits the same thread twice Posts: 4,099	the hoez LOVE it when you give them coupons for burger king instead of cash

05-15-2004, 02:04 PM	#14
tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	I worked in strip clubs for 15 yrs, I would burn money before I would give it to a stripper. lol

05-15-2004, 02:05 PM	#15
xNetworx So Fucking What Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Whore Island Posts: 14,445	$60 hmmmmm 1/8 of kind bud.... OR blue balls and glitter in your eyebrows?

05-15-2004, 02:13 PM	#16
pornstar2pac Omaha Hi/Lo Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 17,380	owning a strip clubs sounds better to me. __________________ Trump haters gonna hate. that's all they can do

05-15-2004, 02:18 PM	#17
bdld $100,000 Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 11,452	and that is the reason i refuse to attend one.. if i wanted to leave with a hard-on i'd go out on a date.

05-15-2004, 02:29 PM	#19
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05-15-2004, 02:38 PM	#20
KRL Entrepreneur Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: USA Posts: 31,429	First off, get to know and make friends with the owners of the clubs in your area. That makes a huge difference on how you're treated by the staff and dancers. Second, the first time you go in take care of the valet, the doorman, the cashier, the bartender and the cocktail waitress, and make sure they all know you're in the adult biz too. The word will travel fast you're someone important and they won't try to zap you and you'll get your money's worth. Then take extra good care of the dancer you like the first time you're with her and treat her with respect. I always like to tip big the first time and it comes back ten fold. If its $30 hand her a $50 and tell her to keep the change. Once she sees you're not a cheapo and have money, you'll get treated like a king everytime you go in and they'll go the extra mile to put a smile on your face. __________________ If you would like to develop your domains, you can lease inexpensive foreign labor from the leaders in the field at iWebmasters.com TO LOWER YOUR COSTS AND INCREASE YOUR PRODUCTION! * * * * * * * * * * * * Domains Adult News KRL's Newsletter Biz Tips Just Listed Domains

05-15-2004, 02:44 PM	#22
Joesho want to get in shape Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: on the lake Posts: 12,329	Tootsies, in Hollywood FLA or the bars in Arizona are the best if you ask me.. __________________ Got any domains to sell? I proudly host all my stuff at www.rackco.com

05-15-2004, 02:44 PM	#23
Illicit wtf ? Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: GFY Posts: 11,895	went to one last night, spent way more than $60, got nothing of course... but it was a fun night anyway __________________ Insert Sig Here

05-15-2004, 03:03 PM	#25
Rictor Old Timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 12,208	If I was close enough to Mexico to get $10 blowjobs I probably wouldn't have ever date or gotten married. It would have been so much cheaper.

05-15-2004, 03:50 PM	#29
wonder Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: phx az Posts: 208	any one been to a decent one in rocky point? __________________ why do i do what i do?

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Major (Tom) White Pride Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Null Posts: 31,043	I went to a bar with dugmor and he was giving the whores canadian dollars! Funniest thing i ever seen! DS

05-15-2004, 04:45 PM	#33
bizmak So Fucking Banned Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 10,014	you are damn right.. that's why i get hookers

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wdsguy Ryde or Die Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: California-Shanghai Posts: 19,568	heh u barely figured it out?

05-15-2004, 05:14 PM	#39
Jive So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Vancouver,Canada Posts: 1,449	[QUOTE]Originally posted by pornstar2pac how's the chronic around that block? [/QUOT there's nothing to sad around and we have a recording studio with some very good bands next door cutting music.. anyways if your ever around pop in.. if you have any good ideas on programs to promote paste them on here.. gotta. run.. it's saturday and were busy at the club on the patio the sun is pretty happening today so are the tourists.. have a great weekend.. all the best JIVE

05-15-2004, 06:55 PM	#40
cosis Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Beach Posts: 5,283	strip clubs are just a good place to hang out once in awhile, if you go there to pick up a date you know your pathetic

05-15-2004, 07:28 PM	#41
pornstar2pac Omaha Hi/Lo Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 17,380	$40 lap dances I would charge __________________ Trump haters gonna hate. that's all they can do

05-15-2004, 08:42 PM	#42
Donnie Gangsta Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 1,104	when do strip clubs ever go broke? don't see how you could go wrong with one if you get good girls and treat customers well... seems like a no brainer to open one.. was really contemplating it.. not in Vegas though.. too saturated.

05-15-2004, 08:57 PM	#46
Marcus Aurelius No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 14,809	I can stuff 300 cash into the thong of some strange girl and walk out with nothing in return. Or I can stuff 300 cash into my wifes thong (who is probably hotter than the club girl) and get a blowjob, some sex, and probably a fridge full of groceries to boot. Strip clubs are fun, but spend your money where it will really pay off.

05-15-2004, 09:08 PM	#47
HeadPimp Bad Mo-Fo Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 2,772	I have always considered going to strip clubs a waste of money. If you are going to get a whore, just call one.

05-19-2004, 11:44 AM	#50
AMADude Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 3,875	Not true. You can get a lap dance in Vegas and the girl will make you cum. lol Depends what club you go to. You can get off for $20. __________________ No sig, just here to fuck around.