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Old 05-18-2004, 02:53 AM   #1
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Lets talk about common bullshit people talk
Yeah we all know the bullshit lines most people feel the urge to chipper yet we know the truth that they are bullshitting, the fact is that based on what they claim indutries should be out of business by now, noone pays for porn, noone goes to clubs etc.

List more common stuff that people just lie about.

"me porn? why I can get girls anytime!"

"I'd never pay for porn so much free stuff"

"I never buy anything off TV"

"I am done with the club scene"

"I cut up all my credit cards, I only buy what I can afford"

"Whats a sex toy?"

"ewww anal thats nasty"

come on people I need to put together a huge list
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Old 05-18-2004, 02:54 AM   #2
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Old 05-18-2004, 02:55 AM   #3
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Old 05-18-2004, 02:55 AM   #4
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"Really, I don't jerk off"
good one

Girls same shit "never masterbate, never have and never will"
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Old 05-18-2004, 02:56 AM   #5
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good one

Girls same shit "never masterbate, never have and never will"
lol.... exactly!
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Old 05-18-2004, 02:59 AM   #6
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Old 05-18-2004, 02:59 AM   #7
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Old 05-18-2004, 03:00 AM   #8
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"No, I wouldn't really hit it Honey..."

In the spirit of GFY and all.
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Old 05-18-2004, 03:01 AM   #9
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that girl is way to fat for me to fuck .


i think that works
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Old 05-18-2004, 03:01 AM   #10
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Girl asks guy "so what are you looking for" most guys answer

"Well I am done with one night stands, I am looking for more of a serious long term relationship"
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Old 05-18-2004, 03:04 AM   #11
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Girl asks guy "so what are you looking for" most guys answer

"Well I am done with one night stands, I am looking for more of a serious long term relationship"
Haha, If I had a dollar for everytim I heard that one...
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Old 05-18-2004, 03:04 AM   #12
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How about...

"No Baby, really, I'm steril."
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Old 05-18-2004, 03:05 AM   #13
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Haha, If I had a dollar for everytim I heard that one...
lol exactly

again based on that line trojan should be bankrupt and motel6 should be turning the lights off.
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Old 05-18-2004, 03:06 AM   #14
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How about...

"No Baby, really, I'm steril."
lol
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Old 05-18-2004, 03:06 AM   #15
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Haha, If I had a dollar for everytim I heard that one...
if i had a dollar for every time i SAID that one....
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Old 05-18-2004, 03:06 AM   #16
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Girl asks guy "so what are you looking for" most guys answer

"Well I am done with one night stands, I am looking for more of a serious long term relationship"
i only used it once or twice i swear
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Old 05-18-2004, 03:09 AM   #17
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Old 05-18-2004, 03:10 AM   #18
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"i cant do that.... its that time of the month for me"
Classic.
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Old 05-18-2004, 03:10 AM   #19
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Old 05-18-2004, 03:10 AM   #20
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Old 05-18-2004, 03:11 AM   #21
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Old 05-18-2004, 03:15 AM   #22
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Common online dating bullshit lines:

"Sorry no pic scanner broke"

"I have a pic but its at my other computer"

So you ask a girl describe yourself, she says:

5'7 long blonde hair 34D, blue eyes, (when they forget the weight there is usally a good reason for it)

"Looks dont matter"

"Asking a women her weight is RUDE!"

Girl asks the guy "so do you chat alot online?" guy:

"I really never go online to chat, just today I was kinda bored"
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Old 05-18-2004, 03:17 AM   #23
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"i dont normally do this on the first date"
yeah great

or after a long wild fuck session where she liked it up her ass she says

"I really dont want you to think im a slut, never ever had sex on a first date"
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Old 05-18-2004, 03:29 AM   #24
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That's not another woman, my crotch is sweating.
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Old 05-18-2004, 03:34 AM   #25
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Girl asks guy "so what are you looking for" most guys answer

"Well I am done with one night stands, I am looking for more of a serious long term relationship"
that's a classic one
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Old 05-18-2004, 03:35 AM   #26
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Old 05-18-2004, 03:36 AM   #27
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That was the best BJ ever, I swear.
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Old 05-18-2004, 03:40 AM   #28
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"Not now hun, i have a headache"



funny how they get headaches right before sex eh?
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Old 05-18-2004, 04:33 AM   #29
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Old 05-18-2004, 04:49 AM   #31
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Old 05-18-2004, 04:49 AM   #32
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So funny! I have had wifes e-mail me asking if their hubby is a member and for how long. etc...
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Old 05-18-2004, 07:48 AM   #46
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I know some dumb chicks who told guys they were on the pill when they were not just so they didnt have to use a condom.
girls like that need a ass kicking
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