Lets talk about common bullshit people talk
 

Yeah we all know the bullshit lines most people feel the urge to chipper yet we know the truth that they are bullshitting, the fact is that based on what they claim indutries should be out of business by now, noone pays for porn, noone goes to clubs etc.

List more common stuff that people just lie about.

"me porn? why I can get girls anytime!"

"I'd never pay for porn so much free stuff"

"I never buy anything off TV"

"I am done with the club scene"

"I cut up all my credit cards, I only buy what I can afford"

"Whats a sex toy?"

"ewww anal thats nasty"

come on people I need to put together a huge list

"Really, I don't jerk off"

"Honey, I swear I didn't sign up for that website..." :1orglaugh

good one

Girls same shit "never masterbate, never have and never will"

lol.... exactly!

"you're the onlky girl im interested in honey - i only have eyes for you " :1orglaugh

"Who? me?"

"No, I wouldn't really hit it Honey..." :1orglaugh

In the spirit of GFY and all.

that girl is way to fat for me to fuck .


i think that works

or

Girl asks guy "so what are you looking for" most guys answer

"Well I am done with one night stands, I am looking for more of a serious long term relationship"

Haha, If I had a dollar for everytim I heard that one...

How about...

"No Baby, really, I'm steril."

lol exactly

again based on that line trojan should be bankrupt and motel6 should be turning the lights off.

lol

if i had a dollar for every time i SAID that one....

i only used it once or twice i swear

"i cant do that.... its that time of the month for me"

Classic.

I just had a couple beers

"I am not gay"

"i dont normally do this on the first date"

Common online dating bullshit lines:

"Sorry no pic scanner broke"

"I have a pic but its at my other computer"

So you ask a girl describe yourself, she says:

5'7 long blonde hair 34D, blue eyes, (when they forget the weight there is usally a good reason for it)

"Looks dont matter"

"Asking a women her weight is RUDE!"

Girl asks the guy "so do you chat alot online?" guy:

"I really never go online to chat, just today I was kinda bored"

yeah great

or after a long wild fuck session where she liked it up her ass she says

"I really dont want you to think im a slut, never ever had sex on a first date"

That's not another woman, my crotch is sweating. :1orglaugh

that's a classic one :glugglug

hahahaha so true

That was the best BJ ever, I swear. :1orglaugh

or


"Not now hun, i have a headache"



funny how they get headaches right before sex eh?:feels-hot

"I haven't had any work done"

"I just have to get my shit together"

"I can afford that"

"I have sex at least once a day"

"I don't live with my parents"

"I love you"

"I'm not a minute man in bed"

"I always use a condom"

"I don't have a girlfriend"

"No, I'm not a nerd."

It was not me !!!

I can swear it on The Great WebCam In The Sky.:thumbsup

:D

So funny! I have had wifes e-mail me asking if their hubby is a member and for how long. etc...

"Everything is on autopilot, I don't have to work"

"My Gucci/Dior/Vuitton purse isn't a fake!"

"sorry i cant get it up, i am just tired"

"I'm not full of bullshit"

"God isn't Brazilian" <- SERIOUS BULLSHIT

lol nice!

"I won't come in your mouth"

"You can't get pregnant the first time"

" The check is in the mail"


:glugglug

"I'm virgin"

"I normally don't do this so soon since I just met you, but..."

And then she gives you the best sloppy blow job you ever got in your life and let's you fuck her in the ass on the first date.

Here lately a big lie on the boards has been...
"checks in the mail."

Sorry, i have a headache
These pants must of shrunk

I know some dumb chicks who told guys they were on the pill when they were not just so they didnt have to use a condom.
girls like that need a ass kicking :BangBang: