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Old 05-17-2004, 12:15 AM   #1
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2 jokes for yall.
The rapper 50 cent received a gift from his grandmother. It was a sweater shit knitted for him.

What did he say when he saw it?

"GE U KNIT!"


ok... this ones better..


a little boy walked into his parents bedroom to discover his mommy bouncing up and down on top of his daddy. his mother quickly saw him, got off her husband and threw on some clothes. she went after her son, and her son said "mom what were you doing on top of daddy?".. the litle boys mother said "well son, your dad has a fat tummy so sometimes i bounce on it to try and make it flatter". the boy said "well it is no use mom"... "why son" said the mother. "because everytime you go to the grocery store the lady next door comes over and blows it back up"


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Old 05-17-2004, 12:18 AM   #2
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funny shit james.
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Old 05-17-2004, 12:18 AM   #3
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ok... this ones better..
You're right, the second one is better! Fucking laughing my ass off!

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Old 05-17-2004, 12:19 AM   #4
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You're right, the second one is better! Fucking laughing my ass off!

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Yes the second one is much better
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Old 05-17-2004, 12:22 AM   #5
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Old 05-17-2004, 12:27 AM   #6
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I like the second one better!
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Old 05-17-2004, 12:33 AM   #7
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I like the G U KNIT one
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Old 05-17-2004, 12:36 AM   #8
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The 2nd one rocks
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Old 05-17-2004, 01:33 AM   #9
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Old 05-17-2004, 02:28 AM   #10
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Old 05-17-2004, 02:37 AM   #11
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Old 05-17-2004, 04:23 AM   #12
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good one, i cracked a smile.
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Old 05-17-2004, 04:24 AM   #13
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Old 05-17-2004, 04:45 AM   #14
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Old 05-17-2004, 12:59 PM   #15
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Old 05-17-2004, 01:02 PM   #16
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The second joke was great
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Old 05-17-2004, 01:02 PM   #17
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Second one was funny
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Old 05-17-2004, 01:07 PM   #18
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Old 05-17-2004, 01:43 PM   #19
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Haha.. that second one was alright.
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Old 05-17-2004, 02:29 PM   #20
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Old 05-17-2004, 02:32 PM   #21
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second one is funny
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Old 05-17-2004, 02:33 PM   #22
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Old 05-17-2004, 02:47 PM   #23
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Old 05-17-2004, 02:58 PM   #24
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hahahahahha the second one is awsome
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Old 05-17-2004, 03:02 PM   #25
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good one, i cracked a smile.
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