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James White · 05-17-2004, 12:15 AM

The rapper 50 cent received a gift from his grandmother. It was a sweater shit knitted for him.

What did he say when he saw it?

"GE U KNIT!"

ok... this ones better..

a little boy walked into his parents bedroom to discover his mommy bouncing up and down on top of his daddy. his mother quickly saw him, got off her husband and threw on some clothes. she went after her son, and her son said "mom what were you doing on top of daddy?".. the litle boys mother said "well son, your dad has a fat tummy so sometimes i bounce on it to try and make it flatter". the boy said "well it is no use mom"... "why son" said the mother. "because everytime you go to the grocery store the lady next door comes over and blows it back up"

Enjoy guys!

05-17-2004, 12:15 AM
James White Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Dirty South, Atlanta ICQ# : 191-402-709 Posts: 1,405	2 jokes for yall. The rapper 50 cent received a gift from his grandmother. It was a sweater shit knitted for him. What did he say when he saw it? "GE U KNIT!" ok... this ones better.. a little boy walked into his parents bedroom to discover his mommy bouncing up and down on top of his daddy. his mother quickly saw him, got off her husband and threw on some clothes. she went after her son, and her son said "mom what were you doing on top of daddy?".. the litle boys mother said "well son, your dad has a fat tummy so sometimes i bounce on it to try and make it flatter". the boy said "well it is no use mom"... "why son" said the mother. "because everytime you go to the grocery store the lady next door comes over and blows it back up" Enjoy guys! __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.