2 jokes for yall.
 

The rapper 50 cent received a gift from his grandmother. It was a sweater shit knitted for him.

What did he say when he saw it?

"GE U KNIT!"


ok... this ones better..


a little boy walked into his parents bedroom to discover his mommy bouncing up and down on top of his daddy. his mother quickly saw him, got off her husband and threw on some clothes. she went after her son, and her son said "mom what were you doing on top of daddy?".. the litle boys mother said "well son, your dad has a fat tummy so sometimes i bounce on it to try and make it flatter". the boy said "well it is no use mom"... "why son" said the mother. "because everytime you go to the grocery store the lady next door comes over and blows it back up"


Enjoy guys!
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funny shit james.

You're right, the second one is better! Fucking laughing my ass off! :1orglaugh

jDoG

Yes the second one is much better:thumbsup

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I like the second one better! :thumbsup

I like the G U KNIT one :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh The 2nd one rocks

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ROFL :1orglaugh

good one, i cracked a smile.

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love it :1orglaugh

Funny shit! :1orglaugh

The second joke was great :1orglaugh

Second one was funny :1orglaugh

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Haha.. that second one was alright. :thumbsup

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second one is funny

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hahahahahha the second one is awsome :1orglaugh

too