Joke of the Day - GoFuckYourself.com

Babel · 05-15-2004, 06:19 PM

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.

He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

Illicit · 05-15-2004, 06:21 PM

nice !

Babel · 05-15-2004, 06:40 PM

IT's supposed ot be the funniest joke in the world

http://www.cnn.com/2002/TECH/science...joke.funniest/

Blinky · 05-15-2004, 06:47 PM

Funny, but ceryainly not the funniest of all time.

Spunky · 05-15-2004, 06:57 PM

That was bad

mpahlca · 05-15-2004, 07:00 PM

as always hunters are the best

EviLGuY · 05-15-2004, 07:13 PM

Heard it before.. but it was funny the first time.

Firehorse · 05-16-2004, 08:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by EviLGuY
Heard it before.. but it was funny the first time.

I agree I laughed the first time and this time I only smiled.

TweetyBird · 05-16-2004, 08:46 AM

it is actually a good joke

TheFrog · 05-16-2004, 08:47 AM

old joke

mary34d · 05-16-2004, 08:47 AM

haha....my uncle's a hunter, he'll love it

born4porn · 05-16-2004, 08:48 AM

AWW - Kevin · 05-16-2004, 09:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Babel
IT's supposed ot be the funniest joke in the world

http://www.cnn.com/2002/TECH/science...joke.funniest/

wow Germans have the best sense of humor

http://edition.cnn.com/2001/WORLD/eu...ter/index.html

Raf1 · 05-16-2004, 09:20 AM

Ash@phpFX · 05-16-2004, 09:41 AM

nice joke, hadnt heard that one before

TexasGuy · 05-16-2004, 11:29 AM

Nice!

Do you have more?

05-15-2004, 06:19 PM	#1
Babel Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 1,457	Joke of the Day Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?" __________________

05-15-2004, 06:21 PM	#2
Illicit wtf ? Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: GFY Posts: 11,895	nice ! __________________ Insert Sig Here

05-15-2004, 06:40 PM	#3
Babel Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 1,457	IT's supposed ot be the funniest joke in the world http://www.cnn.com/2002/TECH/science...joke.funniest/ __________________

05-15-2004, 06:57 PM	#5
Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,944	That was bad __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

05-15-2004, 07:00 PM	#6
mpahlca Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 1,821	as always hunters are the best __________________ I could give two shits wether you read this sig or not.

05-15-2004, 06:47 PM	#4
Blinky Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Australia Posts: 268	Funny, but ceryainly not the funniest of all time.

05-15-2004, 07:13 PM	#7
EviLGuY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: malta Posts: 12,745	Heard it before.. but it was funny the first time.

05-16-2004, 08:46 AM	#9
TweetyBird Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Canadian this !!! Posts: 8,532	it is actually a good joke __________________ sig for sale. ICQ :338213644

05-16-2004, 08:47 AM	#10
TheFrog Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 4,095	old joke

05-16-2004, 08:47 AM	#11
mary34d Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Northern Cuba Posts: 3,358	haha....my uncle's a hunter, he'll love it __________________ The guys at CJ Bucks will do absolutely anything to get your business. You owe it to yourself to at least ask! Free Hosting, Content, etc. CJ Bucks has it all. Sign up! I'll show you my tits now you show me your traffic.

05-16-2004, 08:48 AM	#12
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781

05-16-2004, 09:20 AM	#14
Raf1 Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Writer for hire :) Gallery descriptions, articles, blog posts etc. ICQ: 209 356 106 Posts: 12,117	__________________ 80% Revshare or 30$ PPS on $1 trials: 200 Niches = Vidz.com Galleries / FLVs / Embeds 3 & 5mins FLVs \| RSS & Tube Feeds \| Matching Thumbs \| FLV Browser & Exporter \| No Prechecked Xsales >> Mobile Redirection Script: mobile.vidz.com also paying 80% net Lifetime << ICQ: 198-394-557

05-16-2004, 09:41 AM	#15
Ash@phpFX Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 4,292	nice joke, hadnt heard that one before

05-16-2004, 11:29 AM	#16
TexasGuy Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: On the net Posts: 432	Nice! Do you have more?