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  • Babel
    Confirmed User
    • Apr 2004
    • 1457

    #1

    Joke of the Day

    Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.


    He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
  • Illicit
    wtf ?
    • Dec 2003
    • 11895

    #2
    nice !
    Insert Sig Here

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    • Babel
      Confirmed User
      • Apr 2004
      • 1457

      #3
      IT's supposed ot be the funniest joke in the world

      http://www.cnn.com/2002/TECH/science...joke.funniest/

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      • Blinky
        Confirmed User
        • Mar 2004
        • 268

        #4
        Funny, but ceryainly not the funniest of all time.

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        • Spunky
          I need a beer
          • Jun 2002
          • 133978

          #5
          That was bad

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          • mpahlca
            Confirmed User
            • Feb 2004
            • 1821

            #6
            as always hunters are the best
            I could give two shits wether you read this sig or not.

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            • EviLGuY
              So Fucking Banned
              • Apr 2003
              • 12745

              #7
              Heard it before.. but it was funny the first time.

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              • Firehorse
                Desire it and have it!!!
                • Apr 2002
                • 30767

                #8
                Originally posted by EviLGuY
                Heard it before.. but it was funny the first time.
                I agree I laughed the first time and this time I only smiled.
                MySweetEbony

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                • TweetyBird
                  Confirmed User
                  • Feb 2004
                  • 8532

                  #9
                  it is actually a good joke
                  sig for sale.
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                  • TheFrog
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 4095

                    #10
                    old joke

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                    • mary34d
                      Confirmed User
                      • Aug 2003
                      • 3358

                      #11
                      haha....my uncle's a hunter, he'll love it


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                      • born4porn
                        FUKM ALL!
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 38781

                        #12

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                        • AWW - Kevin
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jan 2002
                          • 2353

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Babel
                          IT's supposed ot be the funniest joke in the world

                          http://www.cnn.com/2002/TECH/science...joke.funniest/

                          wow Germans have the best sense of humor
                          http://edition.cnn.com/2001/WORLD/eu...ter/index.html


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                          • Raf1
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                            • Oct 2003
                            • 12117

                            #14
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                            • Ash@phpFX
                              Confirmed User
                              • Nov 2003
                              • 4292

                              #15
                              nice joke, hadnt heard that one before

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                              • TexasGuy
                                Confirmed User
                                • May 2004
                                • 432

                                #16
                                Nice!

                                Do you have more?

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