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Rictor · 05-13-2004, 04:00 PM

I do. They annoy the hell out of me. I don't see why anyone voluntarily has these things.

Overscore · 05-13-2004, 04:01 PM

I'm also annoyed by them, but I'd be nothing but completely naive to think that my opinion won't completely change if the day comes that I have them. I don't hate them. I just don't like being around them, but that is simply because I just don't "get it" yet. Eventually, I will. I know that I am wrong in my opinion now.

Paul Waters · 05-13-2004, 04:02 PM

Only the ones within a 1 km radius of where I am........LOL

HeatherF · 05-13-2004, 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rictor
I do. They annoy the hell out of me. I don't see why anyone voluntarily has these things.

LOL..........Just so they can annoy the hell out of you... j/k

polish_aristocrat · 05-13-2004, 04:04 PM

lol, i can't imagine not having kids in a few years

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 05-13-2004, 04:06 PM

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Originally posted by Rictor
I do. They annoy the hell out of me. I don't see why anyone voluntarily has these things.

I am sure someone somewhere hated you when you were a child..the world goes round

CDSmith · 05-13-2004, 04:07 PM

*Clint Eastwood voice*

The question you gotta ask yourself at a time like this is, did my mother have any kids that lived?

*/Clint Eastwood voice*

I once saw a bumper sticker that said: "children should be beaten and not heard"

Some people's kids, I tell you.

KRL · 05-13-2004, 04:09 PM

You don't learn what life is all about until the day you create life yourself.

It changed my entire perspective on everything from a to z.

You won't experience anything as profound on your soul until the day that little head pops out and you realize the power of God is within all of us.

tiger74 · 05-13-2004, 04:10 PM

i can't tell i do, until they become adults!

tiger74 · 05-13-2004, 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
You don't learn what life is all about until the day you create life yourself.

It changed my entire perspective on everything from a to z.

You won't experience anything as profound on your soul until the day that little head pops out and you realize the power of God is within all of us.

CDSmith · 05-13-2004, 04:16 PM

KRL's right. When <i>MY</i> little head pops out, I AM god!

NaughtyAllie · 05-13-2004, 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rictor
I do. They annoy the hell out of me. I don't see why anyone voluntarily has these things.

I have to agree with you. I think my problem is that I'm so impatient. I will never have kids because it was never meant to happen. My mom keeps telling me "it's different when they are your own". I don't think so.

Rictor · 05-13-2004, 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
You don't learn what life is all about until the day you create life yourself.

It changed my entire perspective on everything from a to z.

You won't experience anything as profound on your soul until the day that little head pops out and you realize the power of God is within all of us.

Bullshit. You have hormones that kick in after you have children and fuck up your brain. Fact of life.

silent moan · 05-13-2004, 04:23 PM

I don not ever hate children, actually I love them, I really really like their company, I do enjoy playing ang mingling with them.... it's sad to hear that there are people who got annoyed with them, those kids who are for me are always lovely and fun to be with.

iFliPcEss · 05-13-2004, 04:32 PM

i love children really, they made me feel young and ease all stressed

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 05-13-2004, 04:40 PM

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Originally posted by NaughtyAllie
I have to agree with you. I think my problem is that I'm so impatient. I will never have kids because it was never meant to happen. My mom keeps telling me "it's different when they are your own". I don't think so.

it's very different when they are your own...your mom is very right..

I'm glad I have my kids.. the youngest may drive me completely mad most of the time.. but they are the reason I have some kind of direction in my life.

Some women get that urge a little later in life.. it happens..no denying the hormones..

I know I would not want to grow old without any family to love me .

Rictor · 05-13-2004, 04:49 PM

The only fun part of having children would be actually disciplining them and then when people ask why your children behave and theirs are little monsters, explain the concept of spanking.

NaughtyAllie · 05-13-2004, 05:01 PM

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Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
it's very different when they are your own...your mom is very right..

I'm glad I have my kids.. the youngest may drive me completely mad most of the time.. but they are the reason I have some kind of direction in my life.

Some women get that urge a little later in life.. it happens..no denying the hormones..

I know I would not want to grow old without any family to love me .

I know my mom's right, she always is. I still don't want children but I agree with you on "I know I would not want to grow old without any family to love me ."
I call my two dogs my kids but I don't think they are going to be much help when I'm elderly - lol.

Nanda · 05-13-2004, 05:08 PM

I don't have children, but I love them! Children are great, it's nice to watch some of the silly and cute things they do!

synergysex · 05-13-2004, 06:26 PM

I hate kids as well.

dougeetx · 05-13-2004, 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rictor
I do. They annoy the hell out of me. I don't see why anyone voluntarily has these things.

STFU YOU STERILE BASTARD!! I HAVE 6 AND I LOVE THEM ALL!

Illicit · 05-13-2004, 06:28 PM

I dont care to have any, but Im sure they would grow on me if they were my own.

maxdaname · 05-13-2004, 06:29 PM

Depends what age, as soon as they hit 7, they become fuckin anoying!!

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 05-13-2004, 06:30 PM

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Originally posted by NaughtyAllie
I know my mom's right, she always is. I still don't want children but I agree with you on "I know I would not want to grow old without any family to love me ."
I call my two dogs my kids but I don't think they are going to be much help when I'm elderly - lol.

you are also still very young.. I didnt want any kids when I was young.. but that was not in my cards.. I have 4 total now.. 11 more years of childrearing and I am done. The older ones are really handy to have around the house.. they do chores and ask you for money...lol. I do have a friend in her 50's that never had kids..she adopted me as her "child" and I have been calling her mom for over 20 years.. she is now a nanny ironically

Va2k · 05-13-2004, 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
You don't learn what life is all about until the day you create life yourself.

It changed my entire perspective on everything from a to z.

You won't experience anything as profound on your soul until the day that little head pops out and you realize the power of God is within all of us.

I have high respect for you brother!!

I could NOT even think about not having my babies

nathan_f · 05-13-2004, 06:34 PM

they are monsters put on this earth to ruin my meals when i eat out.

riosluts · 05-13-2004, 06:37 PM

i dont hate them but its true that they are pretty annoying sometimes. especially in movies and restaurants

cypocrypt · 05-13-2004, 06:42 PM

i used to think they were fucking annoying til i found out im gonna be a dad by the end of the year...

LadyMischief · 05-13-2004, 06:43 PM

I hate people who don't control their children. I rather enjoy kids, actually.

Clovis · 05-13-2004, 06:44 PM

They are OK broiled but, yes I do hate the fried ones.

Sarah_Jayne · 05-13-2004, 07:01 PM

most of them, yes. I didn't even like then when I was a kid.

Shoehorn! · 05-13-2004, 07:04 PM

reynold · 05-13-2004, 07:09 PM

I love children. You just have to be patient and understanding to live with them.

Webasic · 05-13-2004, 07:26 PM

CamChicks · 05-13-2004, 07:49 PM

most common reasons people have children:

- accident
probably the most common reason .. too lazy/irresponsible to use birth control.

- tradition
family/social pressure .. not having kids isn't really even presented as an option.

- ego
the "look what I made/ I am god / extension of myself / immortality by proxy" selfish urge

but these are just conscious rationalizations of a hidden genetic agenda.

erehwon · 05-13-2004, 08:41 PM

I like kids by proxy, my sister brings them by for a few hours and by the time Uncle Erehwon is tired of them, they disappear.

W.C. Fields had it right on the money, but I really like my nephew's dog.

Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.
W. C. Fields

I like children - fried.
W. C. Fields

I never met a kid I liked.
W. C. Fields

Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to own one.
W. C. Fields

wyldblyss · 05-13-2004, 08:52 PM

Children that are not my own can get on my nerves very easily.....of course...my own children can get on my nerves. They keep life interesting though, and I think along the way the kids taught me a few things.
Things like putting others before myself...working long past the point of exhaustion to make someone else's life better...they have taught me how to laugh harder...and cry longer...they have taught me responsibility and how to see life's innocence.
They have forced me to be creative and showed me how to adapt and be devoted. I guess the most important thing they taught me though was how to love someone with every fiber of my being...and just when I think it is impossible to love anything anymore than I do them....they give me a certain look sometimes and I understand that my love will always continue to grow for them, that there is no limit.

Oh Sheila · 05-13-2004, 08:54 PM

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Originally posted by reynold
I love children. You just have to be patient and understanding to live with them.

My boy requires very little patience, he's an angel and a blessing

inthestars · 05-13-2004, 09:34 PM

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Originally posted by NaughtyAllie
I have to agree with you. I think my problem is that I'm so impatient. I will never have kids because it was never meant to happen. My mom keeps telling me "it's different when they are your own". I don't think so.

You're too hot to have stretch marks

SleazyDream · 05-13-2004, 09:49 PM

as a whole no - i do get annoyed by SOME KIDS though - i also get annoyed by some adults.....

if i have kids of my own they'll be on a different level than other people's children in my head - that much i know.

newsdude · 05-13-2004, 09:53 PM

You have to be a kid at heart to enjoy and love kids.

webmaster x · 05-13-2004, 09:56 PM

Havings kids of your own or just simply being around them,
is an incredible feeling one can imagine. They are the source of
all the joys ( and pains). We don't need to hate kids, we just
have to learn to bear and live with them.

CBytch · 05-13-2004, 10:08 PM

I love my son but I won't lie there are times when I do get annoyed with him, like if he won't get his shoes on, little things like that. Now other peoples kids do annoy me to the point where I just want to slap them in the head and say smarten up. You can actually learn alot from kids, like the way they see the world. A simple box is a car to them or a house yet all we see is an empty box.

Lykos · 05-13-2004, 10:10 PM

I like children very much,especially aged 1-3,

Mr Pheer · 05-14-2004, 12:48 AM

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Originally posted by Rictor
The only fun part of having children would be actually disciplining them and then when people ask why your children behave and theirs are little monsters, explain the concept of spanking.

I constantly get compliments on how polite my child is and how well he behaves. I'm not afraid to spank him when he steps out of line and send him to his room for the rest of the day either. Doesnt bother me at all.

Jaded Chica · 05-14-2004, 12:53 AM

From 0 to 4

After that i love em...

smack · 05-14-2004, 12:53 AM

naw i love children. especially deep fried.

reynold · 05-14-2004, 01:02 AM

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Originally posted by MrPheer
I constantly get compliments on how polite my child is and how well he behaves. I'm not afraid to spank him when he steps out of line and send him to his room for the rest of the day either. Doesnt bother me at all.

You should be proud on how you brought up your child.

newsdude · 05-14-2004, 01:45 AM

Getting a hug and a kiss from your kid takes all your stress away.

Mr. Marks · 05-14-2004, 01:57 AM

Children are angels. But be sure to rear them the right way so that they'll stay with it even when they grow up.

05-13-2004, 04:00 PM	#1
Rictor Old Timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 12,208	Do you hate children? I do. They annoy the hell out of me. I don't see why anyone voluntarily has these things.

05-13-2004, 04:01 PM	#2
Overscore Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Keystone State Posts: 316	I'm also annoyed by them, but I'd be nothing but completely naive to think that my opinion won't completely change if the day comes that I have them. I don't hate them. I just don't like being around them, but that is simply because I just don't "get it" yet. Eventually, I will. I know that I am wrong in my opinion now. __________________ ¯Overscore¯

05-13-2004, 04:02 PM	#3
Paul Waters Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Toronto, Ontario Posts: 4,402	Only the ones within a 1 km radius of where I am........LOL __________________ Paul

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polish_aristocrat Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 40,377	lol, i can't imagine not having kids in a few years __________________ I don't use ICQ anymore.

05-13-2004, 04:07 PM	#7
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	Clint Eastwood voice The question you gotta ask yourself at a time like this is, did my mother have any kids that lived? /Clint Eastwood voice I once saw a bumper sticker that said: "children should be beaten and not heard" Some people's kids, I tell you. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

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KRL Entrepreneur Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: USA Posts: 31,429	You don't learn what life is all about until the day you create life yourself. It changed my entire perspective on everything from a to z. You won't experience anything as profound on your soul until the day that little head pops out and you realize the power of God is within all of us. __________________ If you would like to develop your domains, you can lease inexpensive foreign labor from the leaders in the field at iWebmasters.com TO LOWER YOUR COSTS AND INCREASE YOUR PRODUCTION! * * * * * * * * * * * * Domains Adult News KRL's Newsletter Biz Tips Just Listed Domains

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tiger74 Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Location: on the islands. Posts: 308	i can't tell i do, until they become adults! __________________

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CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	KRL's right. When <i>MY</i> little head pops out, I AM god! __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

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silent moan Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 1,908	I don not ever hate children, actually I love them, I really really like their company, I do enjoy playing ang mingling with them.... it's sad to hear that there are people who got annoyed with them, those kids who are for me are always lovely and fun to be with.

05-13-2004, 04:32 PM	#15
iFliPcEss Registered User Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 3,087	i love children really, they made me feel young and ease all stressed

05-13-2004, 04:49 PM	#17
Rictor Old Timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 12,208	The only fun part of having children would be actually disciplining them and then when people ask why your children behave and theirs are little monsters, explain the concept of spanking.

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synergysex Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 461	I hate kids as well. __________________ Do You Hate Seatbelt Citations? Don't Get Mad, Get Organized!

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Illicit wtf ? Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: GFY Posts: 11,895	I dont care to have any, but Im sure they would grow on me if they were my own. __________________ Insert Sig Here

05-13-2004, 06:29 PM	#23
maxdaname Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 5,193	Depends what age, as soon as they hit 7, they become fuckin anoying!!

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nathan_f Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Think of me as Chomsky with dick jokes. Posts: 3,983	they are monsters put on this earth to ruin my meals when i eat out.

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riosluts Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 5,250	i dont hate them but its true that they are pretty annoying sometimes. especially in movies and restaurants __________________

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cypocrypt Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: New York and on icq 108422465 Posts: 1,851	i used to think they were fucking annoying til i found out im gonna be a dad by the end of the year...

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Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	most of them, yes. I didn't even like then when I was a kid.

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reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	I love children. You just have to be patient and understanding to live with them.

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CamChicks Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: godless northwest Posts: 1,552	most common reasons people have children: - accident probably the most common reason .. too lazy/irresponsible to use birth control. - tradition family/social pressure .. not having kids isn't really even presented as an option. - ego the "look what I made/ I am god / extension of myself / immortality by proxy" selfish urge but these are just conscious rationalizations of a hidden genetic agenda. __________________ camchicks.com

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erehwon Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: A secure undisclosed location... Posts: 3,759	I like kids by proxy, my sister brings them by for a few hours and by the time Uncle Erehwon is tired of them, they disappear. W.C. Fields had it right on the money, but I really like my nephew's dog. Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad. W. C. Fields I like children - fried. W. C. Fields I never met a kid I liked. W. C. Fields Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to own one. W. C. Fields __________________ Money NEVER $leep$...

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wyldblyss Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The Buck Starts Here Posts: 5,779	Children that are not my own can get on my nerves very easily.....of course...my own children can get on my nerves. They keep life interesting though, and I think along the way the kids taught me a few things. Things like putting others before myself...working long past the point of exhaustion to make someone else's life better...they have taught me how to laugh harder...and cry longer...they have taught me responsibility and how to see life's innocence. They have forced me to be creative and showed me how to adapt and be devoted. I guess the most important thing they taught me though was how to love someone with every fiber of my being...and just when I think it is impossible to love anything anymore than I do them....they give me a certain look sometimes and I understand that my love will always continue to grow for them, that there is no limit.

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SleazyDream I'm here for SPORT Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phone # (401) 285-0696 Posts: 41,470	as a whole no - i do get annoyed by SOME KIDS though - i also get annoyed by some adults..... if i have kids of my own they'll be on a different level than other people's children in my head - that much i know. __________________ This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! Now read without the word dog.

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webmaster x Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 4,400	Havings kids of your own or just simply being around them, is an incredible feeling one can imagine. They are the source of all the joys ( and pains). We don't need to hate kids, we just have to learn to bear and live with them. __________________ Click 9500 FHG Text Descriptions--Only $89!

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CBytch Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Toronto Posts: 257	I love my son but I won't lie there are times when I do get annoyed with him, like if he won't get his shoes on, little things like that. Now other peoples kids do annoy me to the point where I just want to slap them in the head and say smarten up. You can actually learn alot from kids, like the way they see the world. A simple box is a car to them or a house yet all we see is an empty box.

05-13-2004, 10:10 PM	#44
Lykos Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: World Posts: 31,030	I like children very much,especially aged 1-3, __________________

05-14-2004, 12:53 AM	#46
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