I like kids by proxy, my sister brings them by for a few hours and by the time Uncle Erehwon is tired of them, they disappear.
W.C. Fields had it right on the money, but I really like my nephew's dog.
Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.
W. C. Fields
I like children - fried.
W. C. Fields
I never met a kid I liked.
W. C. Fields
Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to own one.
W. C. Fields