do you remember the day you lost your virginity? - GoFuckYourself.com

MrIzzz · 05-08-2004, 04:28 PM

it was beautiful that day......my crossing guard, Ms. Crabtree was looking real fine as she crossed me over the street on my way to my 4th grade classes...

and so i said to her "hey, Crabtree, whaddya say when i come back around 2:30, if you're still here, i'll give you a taste of the salami"

and she blushed.

so later that day when i was coming back at 2:30, i look and there she was. all hot and spicy in here little crossing guard outfit. so asked her if she wanted the ole salami still, and she looked at me...

"of course i do you little bulldozer!"

so i took her to the side of the road and gave it to her like a champ!

true story

Juicy D. Links · 05-08-2004, 04:28 PM

Ross · 05-08-2004, 04:28 PM

Yep I remember it well..... I remember the date and everything.

pornstar2pac · 05-08-2004, 04:29 PM

i was 27 and it was great. I'll never forget his name

Ice · 05-08-2004, 04:29 PM

STFU noob

bllott · 05-08-2004, 04:29 PM

i remember it clearly

Buff · 05-08-2004, 04:30 PM

freeadultcontent · 05-08-2004, 04:30 PM

I am really looking foward to it.

MrIzzz · 05-08-2004, 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by iceicebaby
STFU noob

hmmmmmm, i remember that she had a son around my age...i cant really remember the name too good, what was his name....ran..rel...ren...

Ice · 05-08-2004, 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrIzzz
hmmmmmm, i remember that she had a son around my age...i cant really remember the name too good, what was his name....ran..rel...ren...

nothin but luv for ya bro

marko13 · 05-08-2004, 04:38 PM

that moment you won't never forget... uh i was it came back to me any time i thought of it........

MrIzzz · 05-08-2004, 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by iceicebaby
nothin but luv for ya bro

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

GirlNinja · 05-08-2004, 04:39 PM

Still have mine.

bufferover · 05-08-2004, 04:42 PM

I more like too read your stories

MrIzzz · 05-08-2004, 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GirlNinja
Still have mine.

do you need any assistance in that area

i am a certified virginity removal expert

GirlNinja · 05-08-2004, 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrIzzz
do you need any assistance in that area i am a certified virginity removal expert

Where did you receive your certificatoin?

bllott · 05-08-2004, 04:45 PM

buldozzer

gornyhuy · 05-08-2004, 05:35 PM

I'm not sure which one of them it was, but whoever it was didn't use lube, jammed my head in the toilet, and came in my bloody ass right before the guard managed to get the door open and pull him off me. The other 10 prisoners just stood around wacking in an orange jumpsuit bukake wonderland.

Zoe_Zoebaboe · 05-08-2004, 05:39 PM

Heh, lost it on St. Patty's day. T'was a good indeed. :D

arial · 05-08-2004, 05:43 PM

Yes I do, it was the best 15 seconds of that girls life I'm sure.

Shoehorn! · 05-08-2004, 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ross
Yep I remember it well..... I remember the date and everything.

Same here.

pushpills · 05-08-2004, 05:47 PM

i've got a sushi date leaving in 5 min

lets keep our fingers crossed!

Oracle Porn · 05-08-2004, 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrIzzz
it was beautiful that day......my crossing guard, Ms. Crabtree was looking real fine as she crossed me over the street on my way to my 4th grade classes...

and so i said to her "hey, Crabtree, whaddya say when i come back around 2:30, if you're still here, i'll give you a taste of the salami"

and she blushed.

so later that day when i was coming back at 2:30, i look and there she was. all hot and spicy in here little crossing guard outfit. so asked her if she wanted the ole salami still, and she looked at me...

"of course i do you little bulldozer!"

so i took her to the side of the road and gave it to her like a champ!

true story

so you are a virgin?

arial · 05-08-2004, 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pushpills
i've got a sushi date leaving in 5 min

lets keep our fingers crossed!

Your dick will never penetrate that pussy.

Illicit · 05-08-2004, 06:57 PM

I got a virginity discount from the neighborhood crack whore. Ahhh what memories...

EviLGuY · 05-08-2004, 08:46 PM

Ha.. good story.

Who doesn't remember when they lost it? Thats one girl who's name you will always remember.

Firehorse · 05-09-2004, 10:02 AM

I was 16 my teacher was 28.

Goose · 05-09-2004, 10:04 AM

sounds like a teen movie...

Lykos · 05-09-2004, 10:43 AM

I don't remember the date but i do remember the year

Ohh sweet memories

bringer · 05-09-2004, 10:43 AM

i cant see into the future!

Corleone · 05-09-2004, 10:45 AM

i was 18... and it was bad.. who cares ;) sex is better now :D

Nembrionic · 05-09-2004, 10:53 AM

This her?

KittyLix · 05-09-2004, 10:56 AM

yup, I was 15 skipping school and after 6 shots of tequila (cause i was afraid it would hurt too badly)

pushpills · 05-10-2004, 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by arial
Your dick will never penetrate that pussy.

i've already fucked her

XxXotic · 05-10-2004, 04:29 PM

even remember her name cuz she was the ditziest blonde i've ever met. even to this day

05-08-2004, 04:28 PM	#1
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