do you remember the day you lost your virginity?
 

it was beautiful that day......my crossing guard, Ms. Crabtree was looking real fine as she crossed me over the street on my way to my 4th grade classes...

and so i said to her "hey, Crabtree, whaddya say when i come back around 2:30, if you're still here, i'll give you a taste of the salami"

and she blushed.

so later that day when i was coming back at 2:30, i look and there she was. all hot and spicy in here little crossing guard outfit. so asked her if she wanted the ole salami still, and she looked at me...

"of course i do you little bulldozer!"

so i took her to the side of the road and gave it to her like a champ!








true story:winkwink:

:1orglaugh

Yep I remember it well..... I remember the date and everything.

i was 27 and it was great. I'll never forget his name

STFU noob :321GFY

i remember it clearly

yes

I am really looking foward to it. :winkwink:

hmmmmmm, i remember that she had a son around my age...i cant really remember the name too good, what was his name....ran..rel...ren...

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh nothin but luv for ya bro :glugglug

that moment you won't never forget... uh i was it came back to me any time i thought of it........

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU









:1orglaugh

Still have mine. :angel

I more like too read your stories :)

do you need any assistance in that area:Graucho i am a certified virginity removal expert

Where did you receive your certificatoin?

buldozzer :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I'm not sure which one of them it was, but whoever it was didn't use lube, jammed my head in the toilet, and came in my bloody ass right before the guard managed to get the door open and pull him off me. The other 10 prisoners just stood around wacking in an orange jumpsuit bukake wonderland.

Heh, lost it on St. Patty's day. T'was a good indeed. :D

Yes I do, it was the best 15 seconds of that girls life I'm sure.

Same here.

i've got a sushi date leaving in 5 min



lets keep our fingers crossed! :winkwink:

so you are a virgin?

Your dick will never penetrate that pussy.

I got a virginity discount from the neighborhood crack whore. Ahhh what memories...

Ha.. good story.

Who doesn't remember when they lost it? Thats one girl who's name you will always remember. :thumbsup

I was 16 my teacher was 28.

sounds like a teen movie...

I don't remember the date but i do remember the year:)
Ohh sweet memories:thumbsup

i cant see into the future!

i was 18... and it was bad.. who cares ;) sex is better now :D

This her? :Graucho

http://www.augustachronicle.com/imag.../met_guard.jpg

yup, I was 15 skipping school and after 6 shots of tequila (cause i was afraid it would hurt too badly) :1orglaugh

i've already fucked her

even remember her name cuz she was the ditziest blonde i've ever met. even to this day