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Old 05-08-2004, 05:48 PM  
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Originally posted by MrIzzz
it was beautiful that day......my crossing guard, Ms. Crabtree was looking real fine as she crossed me over the street on my way to my 4th grade classes...

and so i said to her "hey, Crabtree, whaddya say when i come back around 2:30, if you're still here, i'll give you a taste of the salami"

and she blushed.

so later that day when i was coming back at 2:30, i look and there she was. all hot and spicy in here little crossing guard outfit. so asked her if she wanted the ole salami still, and she looked at me...

"of course i do you little bulldozer!"

so i took her to the side of the road and gave it to her like a champ!








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