sheldonjuan

There is great tension building between a certain North American nation and a certain western European nation - and i?m not talking about the stale ?conflict? between the right-wing Bush administration in the US and the just-as-right-wing-but-a-bit-more-pragmatic Chirac government in France. No, in this case, a conflict is brewing between two nations better known for politeness, social democracy and quiet sideline observation: Canada and Denmark.

According to the German news magazine Telepolis, Canada recently sent one of its largest warships, a squadron of helicopters and two hundred ground troops to the high Arctic. The goal: to send a strong message to Denmark (which, coincidently, supported George W. Bush?s tragi-comic war in Iraq). Both countries have laid claim to a three kilometre rocky stretch of land called Hans Island, which has become a bone of contention between the two nations. In 2002, Danish warships showed up off the coast of Hans Island, and soldiers, after having disembarked, reportedly hoisted and planted the Danish flag - actions which Canada considered a violation of its sovereignty.

It is worth noting the Canadian government denies the military manouevers that will be taking place this summer in the region have anything to do with the dispute. Instead, a more generalized message to all nations of Canada?s continued Arctic presence is the official intention. A Canadian military official is quoted in the Telepolis article as stating "If you?re laying claim to a piece of land you have to use it -- you have to show that you can go there, stay there and control it[...]The Canadian Forces is a good way to help establish that." Presently Canada is involved in four boundry disputes with various nations in the region. It is not known if sending in this military force is meant to intimidate or to remind these nations that yes, Canada does too have an army - and quit snickering at our Sea Kings!

The Danish government says it is willing to begin negotiations with the Canadian government, according to Denmark?s ambassador to Canada Svend Roed Nielsen. However, Denmark still considers Hans Island to be Danish territory.

What will be the final results of this diplomatic pissing contest? Will we be subjected to a protracted public-relations war in which icons of each nation are respectively sullied? Already Canada?s popularity in Denmark is at an all-time low. Perhaps we?ll soon see a mass boycott of maple syrup, or a public denunciation of the beaver as something other than a noble and majestic animal (not to mention the best euphemism for female genitalia ever).

And here in the Great White North, I?ve already personally witnessed what may be the quiet beginnings of a backlash against Danish culture. While strolling through the UCC building at the University of Western Ontario recently, I noticed the campus ombudsman?s office (?ombudsman? is one of the few imports of the Danish language into English) was now called the ?ombudsperson?s office?. An all-too familiar nod to extreme political correctness, or the new ?freedom fries?? Time will only tell.

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Easton

we can if the paper bag is wet

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Spunky

Shut the fuck up wetback Why don't we meet at the next show and you can tell that to my face you fucking goof

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PMdave

Hans Island?

The real owner is in this thread I believe

Mr. Marks

OH NO, a CYBERWARRIOR


hahahahahahah you sure type scary threats behind that keyboard

DaLord

As long as they don't pull my danish ass into the army I don't give a fuck.

All our 7 solders are in Iraq and Afghanistan anyway... so we'll have to pause the war for a while.

Mr. Marks

Spunky

I'm serious...you shoot off your big fucking mouth and one of these days you'll get a tap on your shoulder.Where are you from anyways? Did you slither into L.A. like the rest of your relatives?

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evildick

Maybe there will be a draft and I will have to meet TeenGodFather on the field in battle.

DaLord

He's from Finland. We don't have him on our team... yet!!!

Mr. Marks

Boo HOo ... he called me an illegal immigrant... I am so emotionally devastated... boo hoo hooo Iam crying a river...
I can't stop sobbing





Shut your Russian scamming ass up! hahahahahah

Mr. Marks

The only tap I will get on my shoulder is from you offering to suck my big black dick.

evildick

Shit, I guess I had my countries mixed up. I was already looking forward to exchanging some of our Tim Horton's coffee for some of your Danish beer.

DaLord

Well I'm not going to war if I can't bring my laptop but Carlsberg might get me going thou

Spunky

I'm english you fucking dweeb.Unless you have proof I suggest you go back to Sunset and blow old men for enough money to sneak in the rest of your family.

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Roger

A 3 KM island? Such a big deal Just give it to me.

Mr. Marks

Oh Stop, you are EMOTIONALLY DEVASTATING me. HAHAHAHAAHAH

You are one sad Russian clown. Don't you have Russian things to do? Like going back to run carding scripts so you can leech off ACHs?

Pathetic little man. Sad dude from a sad country. HOW SAD!

Mr. Marks

Fucktards will fight over anything. like spunky's anal virginity (nonexistent).

FlyingIguana

we beat the piss out of americans years ago and since then nobody has had the balls to fuck with us.

Mr. Marks

Was that before or after you woke up with a CRACK PIPE in your mouth?


And don't even say War of 1812 cuz Canada was just a British colony then.

Spunky

What a fucking goober..Don't you have some more lame threads to keep bumping. Your about as intresting as watching paint dry.Your lame attempt to look like a tough guy isn't working.You have no balls and never will...Fucking punk

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FlyingIguana

ya we weren't even a country and you yankees ran back with your tail between your legs.

DaLord

Exactly. Well we're having a great laugh here in Denmark over this.
Canadians are great people in my opinion. They sure got humor


sheldonjuan,

There are LOADS of danish words in english, going back to when the vikings went to England and had a bit of fun with them and refused to leave for 200-300 years. You obviously don't know much about it so just move on and forget about what you thought.

Jman

ROFLMAO.... Damn bro i was just getting a sip of water ...

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Mr. Marks

No DUMBASS, the US INVADED canada and it was a draw.

BradM

Yeah. I don't think so. Nice try tho!

evildick

There must be oil reserves on it somewhere.

Mr. Marks

You're the one making threats. What's the matter? Daddy didn't give you enough attention when you were growing up?

Poor Baby! Lucky for you, you have messageboards where you can be all tough and send e-threats to people!


Msg me when your nuts finally drop

Roger

At least you actually heard about it, I never heard about that whole thing And the best part is that there's nobody on the island.

crockett

I call BS do either of these countries even have war ships? I know the Dutch have fighter jets because they kept flying over my house a few months back.

However this was the only Canadian war ship I was able to find

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Mr. Marks

People fight over nonexistent things all the time. Non existent oil. Spunky1's nonexistent manhood.

PMdave

Probably a gas bubble underneetg it or something like that

Mr. Marks

Bahahahahahahahaha

DaLord

Nope. Absolutely nothing there. Nothing but stupidity.
We already own Greenland and those islands so I guess they just want more.

Great to see them waste my tax money on shit like this...

Lycanthrope

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FlyingIguana

fuck that, we beat yankee ass so bad it wasn't funny. ran out faster than they came in.

Jdoughs

Your wrong, the canadian forces with the british, marched all the way to the whitehouse and burnt it down.

How did that happen if you invaded us and it was a draw?

PS. I beleive the canadians have never lost a war. And also, if not for canadian technology much of the worlds fighter aircraft would be YEARS behind. The entire "F" series fighters origined in canada I wont explain, do your own research and see why. To this day we still ship our top military minds and scientists down south.

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Illicit

omg fear the canadian navy !

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Easton

hehehe... just telling it like it is

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Argoz

We are a nation of peace. No need to have a shitload of weapons. We can use our money to give some decent services to our citizens instead...

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BradM

Don't forget about all the scientists we pissed off in the 70s and let go to the US.
Kind of like a gift to their military.

garce

You are a stupid girl.

KRL

Canada is a beautiful country. If you get a chance head up to Montreal and Quebec, really nice places.

Hope they resolve this issue.

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garce

Didn't we build that part of the space shuttle that actually works and doesn't fuck up and kill people? Isn't your president driving around in one of our busses?

Besides, our Budweiser tastes better than yours. Shit, even the beer my neighbour makes in his garage tastes better than yours.

garce

As a matter of fact, our beer is so good I quoted the wrong guy in my previous post.

James White

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ZoiNk

Actually, we do have a Navy. http://www.navy.dnd.ca/mspa_fleet/fleet_home_e.asp

ZoiNk

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Michael O

Fishing rights and claims to resources in the underground makes it important


CANADA

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KCat

Canada has a military???

Those Canadian Tire bucks must've finally added up.

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