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Old 05-08-2004, 04:25 AM   #1
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Joke

A guy drives his car, stops and 3 tough looking guys come over and say: "Get the fuck out of the stolen car! Quick!!".

The driver: "What are you talking about?! This is my car!"

One of the 3 tough guys: "Was yours, now it's stolen!!"
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Old 05-08-2004, 04:27 AM   #2
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needs work, try again
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Old 05-08-2004, 04:28 AM   #3
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its like a joke only not as funny.

Just kidding.. that made me chuckle.
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Old 05-08-2004, 04:30 AM   #4
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needs work, try again
I just read it somewhere
I found it funny

come on guys...I had to translate it to english for you..
show some respect
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Old 05-08-2004, 04:43 AM   #5
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needs work, try again
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Old 05-08-2004, 04:44 AM   #6
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translating jokes can be hard


the Pope was visiting the U.S.
when he and his driver was going down the road the
pope said: i never get to drive anymore...let me do it...so he started to drive...50miles 60miles 100miles/h
he was going way to fast and a police officer stopped him...the cop called up his sergeant
Sergeant : why are you bugging me? who have you stopped the mayor?
Cop: no, some 1 more importnet
Serg: the Govener?
cop: more importnet
Serg: More importnet? i can't belive it, have you stopped the President???
cop: no, more importnet!
Serg: now you are pissing me off, who is more importnet then the President?
Cop: i don't know who this guy is, but the pope is his driver
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Old 05-08-2004, 05:10 AM   #7
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Thats not really funny
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Old 05-08-2004, 05:19 AM   #8
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I get it.
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Old 05-08-2004, 05:19 AM   #9
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I get it.
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Old 05-08-2004, 07:22 AM   #10
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bringer you fag pirate messaage me on icq
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Old 05-08-2004, 07:24 AM   #12
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Old 05-08-2004, 07:28 AM   #13
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Originally posted by BabeHunter
translating jokes can be hard


the Pope was visiting the U.S.
when he and his driver was going down the road the
pope said: i never get to drive anymore...let me do it...so he started to drive...50miles 60miles 100miles/h
he was going way to fast and a police officer stopped him...the cop called up his sergeant
Sergeant : why are you bugging me? who have you stopped the mayor?
Cop: no, some 1 more importnet
Serg: the Govener?
cop: more importnet
Serg: More importnet? i can't belive it, have you stopped the President???
cop: no, more importnet!
Serg: now you are pissing me off, who is more importnet then the President?
Cop: i don't know who this guy is, but the pope is his driver
This is a nice joke, but it's old.
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