Joke
 

A guy drives his car, stops and 3 tough looking guys come over and say: "Get the fuck out of the stolen car! Quick!!".

The driver: "What are you talking about?! This is my car!"

One of the 3 tough guys: "Was yours, now it's stolen!!"

needs work, try again

its like a joke only not as funny. :winkwink:

Just kidding.. that made me chuckle.

I just read it somewhere
I found it funny

come on guys...I had to translate it to english for you..
show some respect :winkwink:

translating jokes can be hard


the Pope was visiting the U.S.
when he and his driver was going down the road the
pope said: i never get to drive anymore...let me do it...so he started to drive...50miles 60miles 100miles/h
he was going way to fast and a police officer stopped him...the cop called up his sergeant
Sergeant : why are you bugging me? who have you stopped the mayor?
Cop: no, some 1 more importnet
Serg: the Govener?
cop: more importnet
Serg: More importnet? i can't belive it, have you stopped the President???
cop: no, more importnet!
Serg: now you are pissing me off, who is more importnet then the President?
Cop: i don't know who this guy is, but the pope is his driver

Thats not really funny

I get it.

here's your prize
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Nice one:1orglaugh

bringer you fag pirate messaage me on icq

how dare you

This is a nice joke, but it's old. :)