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Rob · 05-06-2004, 10:17 PM

Give me your best offers.

Illicit · 05-06-2004, 10:19 PM

I can give you my paypal info if you wish

candidpublishinginc · 05-06-2004, 10:22 PM

Wait. Weren't you bitching about your high hospital bills in a previous thread you made because you don't have health insurance?

How do you suddenly have a million dollars?

Illicit · 05-06-2004, 10:23 PM

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Originally posted by candidpublishinginc
Wait. Weren't you bitching about your high hospital bills in a previous thread you made because you don't have health insurance?

How do you suddenly have a million dollars?

this is the gfy, this sorta stuff happens all the time... one minute your broke, then whamo you gots mad $$

BradM · 05-06-2004, 10:23 PM

candid: dont mind him, he's Highonacid.

xenophobic · 05-06-2004, 10:25 PM

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Originally posted by candidpublishinginc
Wait. Weren't you bitching about your high hospital bills in a previous thread you made because you don't have health insurance?

How do you suddenly have a million dollars?

he also said he could afford to pay it, but it was the principle?

fucking whore · 05-06-2004, 10:26 PM

invest it in my bank account

bllott · 05-06-2004, 10:27 PM

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Originally posted by HighOnAcid
Give me your best offers.

i would like to tell you about my cigar manufacturing company that is about to come out of nowhere ..

candidpublishinginc · 05-06-2004, 10:28 PM

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Originally posted by xenophobic
he also said he could afford to pay it, but it was the principle?

Somehow I doubt that because I clearly remember him saying "I almost had another panic attack when I saw the bil!!!"

xenophobic · 05-06-2004, 10:30 PM

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Originally posted by candidpublishinginc
Somehow I doubt that because I clearly remember him saying "I almost had another panic attack when I saw the bil!!!"

he had like 45 minutes of time with a doctor and a nurse and got a xanax for $1,600.00 I think I would too.

candidpublishinginc · 05-06-2004, 10:33 PM

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Originally posted by xenophobic
he had like 45 minutes of time with a doctor and a nurse and got a xanax for $1,600.00 I think I would too.

Well again....if he's so rich why didn't he get health insurance? Plus you seriously need to expect a huge bill from the hospital, that's just the way it works unfortunately.

Personally I would not be that shocked over 1,600.00. I would deal with it and move on. I've been hit for much more and still delt with it without having a panic attack.

Sorry if I come off as a grade A prick, but I hate stupid threads. It just makes me question if this guy is for real or just an attention whore.

xxxoutsourcing · 05-06-2004, 10:36 PM

WarChild · 05-06-2004, 10:38 PM

If you're serious you can hit me up on ICQ: 97374780

I'm currently working on a resort/casino/disco/restaurant project in Costa Rica that still has some room for private investment.

Part of the investor perks include time share like access to the resort. Full business plan available only to qualified investors.

Jennie · 05-06-2004, 10:44 PM

If you think this idiot is serious then your more of a prick than he is.

MattK · 05-06-2004, 10:44 PM

short the nasdaq100 until it goes below 1330, use this fund:
Ultra Short OTC Fund

candidpublishinginc · 05-06-2004, 10:50 PM

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Originally posted by MattK
short the nasdaq100 until it goes below 1330, use this fund:
Ultra Short OTC Fund

Unless I'm mistaken, I'm pretty sure you can't short OTC stocks due to their volatility.

Edit: Well it looks like I may be wrong since this fund is designed mainly to short OTC stocks. Neat.

CuriousToyBoy2 · 05-06-2004, 10:52 PM

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Originally posted by HighOnAcid
Give me your best offers.

I got this great bridge that's a steal at the price.......

faxxaff · 05-06-2004, 10:53 PM

buy stocks: Apple Computers!

Honeyslut · 05-06-2004, 11:12 PM

Buy my psycho neighbor's house.

FlyingIguana · 05-07-2004, 12:09 AM

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Originally posted by candidpublishinginc
Unless I'm mistaken, I'm pretty sure you can't short OTC stocks due to their volatility.

Edit: Well it looks like I may be wrong since this fund is designed mainly to short OTC stocks. Neat.

derivatives...

shorting is for noobs

AnalProbe · 05-07-2004, 12:18 AM

One word : Enron.

woj · 05-07-2004, 12:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MattK
short the nasdaq100 until it goes below 1330, use this fund:
Ultra Short OTC Fund

Gee, shorting an index? That sounds like a real safe investment...

justfreemovies · 05-07-2004, 12:37 AM

if your serious i used to be a tech rep for a small car stereo company that is struggling with not much loot

they make good shit man

www.betteraudio.com

if your serious just mention kaukasion told you about it

EviLGuY · 05-07-2004, 12:54 AM

Pick me.. I promise you a 0 percent return on your investment each year!

candidpublishinginc · 05-07-2004, 01:43 AM

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Originally posted by FlyingIguana
derivatives...

shorting is for noobs

Care to elaborate? I'm not a day trader, my profession is managing my business.

Wouldn't mind learning a bit about the market though.

KaLi · 05-07-2004, 01:44 AM

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Originally posted by HighOnAcid
Give me your best offers.

Hmm put 1 million dollars into advertising for Facial Angels. You'll make your money back.

johnbosh · 05-07-2004, 01:46 AM

V_RocKs · 05-07-2004, 01:51 AM

Beer, the payoff from the recycled aluminum is worth way more than the stock market crash google is going to facilitate.

FlyingIguana · 05-07-2004, 08:57 AM

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Originally posted by candidpublishinginc
Care to elaborate? I'm not a day trader, my profession is managing my business.

Wouldn't mind learning a bit about the market though.

buy a put, if the stock drops you have the right to sell it to the put hahahahahar at the exercise price.

mindoza · 05-07-2004, 08:59 AM

You can buy me! that would be a discounted rate but hey you seem like a decent master hehehe

SoloGirlsContent · 05-07-2004, 09:03 AM

come to Vegas! We can do some serious damage here!

ServerMaze-Patrik · 05-07-2004, 09:38 AM

we could need some investments!
hit me up on e-mail (ICQ could be a problem)

samuel · 05-07-2004, 09:46 AM

I know that's not original..

But why not invest part of your money in my bank account...? You can take half million for you to travel and enjoy your life and the rest for me...

Samuel

Rob · 05-07-2004, 09:50 AM

DAMN! It was late last night and there were 5 or 6 threads going with people saying they had money to invest so I started this one as a joke. I didn't realize it would ressurect itself today!

THIS THREAD WAS TOTALLY TONGUE-IN-CHEEK!

As for my hosptial bills, I can afford to pay it. The reason I posted it was because I didnt feel that it was what It should have been NOT because I couldn't afford to pay it.

bufferover · 05-07-2004, 09:56 AM

Good for you dude investing on Bush presidention campain is the best thing that you can do

BlingDaddy · 05-07-2004, 09:58 AM

Semi-Retired-Dave · 05-07-2004, 10:33 AM

Go to Vegas, Place half on Red and the other half on 23. Then you can retire. (if it hits) if not, back to the drawing board on where you got the million.

psyko514 · 05-07-2004, 10:36 AM

give it to me and i'll turn it into $2 million for you

Lace · 05-07-2004, 10:37 AM

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Originally posted by ajpiii
this is the gfy, this sorta stuff happens all the time... one minute your broke, then whamo you gots mad $$

I'm lovin' it.

badmrfrosty · 05-07-2004, 10:40 AM

Open a chain of either fast food or sit down resturaunts that specialize in low-carb foods, you could have seperate menu items for the specific diet the person is on, america seems stuck on the low carb thing, even if alot of people arent doing it, enough are that its becoming a huge industry.

BTW, ladies.. is cum high in carbs?

BMF

mpulse · 05-07-2004, 10:40 AM

A mil to invest...hmmm...I got a strip club with a catch. They're all amputees of some sort and everything is a 1/4 off.

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Rob · 05-07-2004, 11:02 AM

STOP SENDING ME REQUESTS!!!
Who do I look like, Kasey fuck'n Kasem!?!?!

Lykos · 05-07-2004, 11:52 AM

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Originally posted by BradM
candid: dont mind him, he's Highonacid.

Nicely said

faxxaff · 10-07-2011, 11:17 PM

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Originally Posted by faxxaff

buy stocks: Apple Computers!

Hey Rob, did you follow me back in May 2005?
Apple was at around 35 US$ back then ..... you would have made 11 Million US$ in just 6 years :-)

Spunky · 10-07-2011, 11:25 PM

Nice..I guess you're a baller now

drmadcat · 10-07-2011, 11:42 PM

open a brothel

DarkJedi · 10-08-2011, 12:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild

If you're serious you can hit me up on ICQ: 97374780

I'm currently working on a resort/casino/disco/restaurant project in Costa Rica that still has some room for private investment.

Part of the investor perks include time share like access to the resort. Full business plan available only to qualified investors.

oh yeah? what part of the coutry?

how did it turn out btw?

AdultKing · 10-08-2011, 12:20 AM

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Originally Posted by drmadcat

open a brothel

Best investment I ever made, 40% minimum return every year. Got to do it in the right place though.

drmadcat · 10-08-2011, 12:27 AM

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Originally Posted by AdultKing

Got to do it in the right place though.

so true you would not think it but some areas within 5min drive of each other have totally different customer base
p.s. thanks for the tip about calling jb-hifi they sold me my xoom for $50 less retail

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