I'm Looking to Invest $1 Million Dollars...
 

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I can give you my paypal info if you wish

Wait. Weren't you bitching about your high hospital bills in a previous thread you made because you don't have health insurance?

How do you suddenly have a million dollars?

this is the gfy, this sorta stuff happens all the time... one minute your broke, then whamo you gots mad $$

candid: dont mind him, he's Highonacid.

he also said he could afford to pay it, but it was the principle? :)

invest it in my bank account:Graucho

i would like to tell you about my cigar manufacturing company that is about to come out of nowhere .. :thumbsup

Somehow I doubt that because I clearly remember him saying "I almost had another panic attack when I saw the bil!!!"

he had like 45 minutes of time with a doctor and a nurse and got a xanax for $1,600.00 I think I would too.

Well again....if he's so rich why didn't he get health insurance? Plus you seriously need to expect a huge bill from the hospital, that's just the way it works unfortunately.

Personally I would not be that shocked over 1,600.00. I would deal with it and move on. I've been hit for much more and still delt with it without having a panic attack.

Sorry if I come off as a grade A prick, but I hate stupid threads. It just makes me question if this guy is for real or just an attention whore.

:1orglaugh

If you're serious you can hit me up on ICQ: 97374780

I'm currently working on a resort/casino/disco/restaurant project in Costa Rica that still has some room for private investment.

Part of the investor perks include time share like access to the resort. Full business plan available only to qualified investors.

If you think this idiot is serious then your more of a prick than he is.

short the nasdaq100 until it goes below 1330, use this fund:
Ultra Short OTC Fund

Unless I'm mistaken, I'm pretty sure you can't short OTC stocks due to their volatility.

Edit: Well it looks like I may be wrong since this fund is designed mainly to short OTC stocks. Neat.

I got this great bridge that's a steal at the price.......

:1orglaugh

buy stocks: Apple Computers!

Buy my psycho neighbor's house.:1orglaugh

derivatives...

shorting is for noobs

One word : Enron.

Gee, shorting an index? That sounds like a real safe investment...

if your serious i used to be a tech rep for a small car stereo company that is struggling with not much loot

they make good shit man

www.betteraudio.com

if your serious just mention kaukasion told you about it

Pick me.. I promise you a 0 percent return on your investment each year! :thumbsup

Care to elaborate? I'm not a day trader, my profession is managing my business.

Wouldn't mind learning a bit about the market though.

Hmm put 1 million dollars into advertising for Facial Angels. You'll make your money back. :winkwink:

lol

Beer, the payoff from the recycled aluminum is worth way more than the stock market crash google is going to facilitate.

buy a put, if the stock drops you have the right to sell it to the put hahahahahar at the exercise price.

You can buy me! that would be a discounted rate but hey you seem like a decent master hehehe

come to Vegas! We can do some serious damage here!

we could need some investments!
hit me up on e-mail (ICQ could be a problem)

I know that's not original..

But why not invest part of your money in my bank account...? You can take half million for you to travel and enjoy your life and the rest for me... :glugglug

Samuel

DAMN! It was late last night and there were 5 or 6 threads going with people saying they had money to invest so I started this one as a joke. I didn't realize it would ressurect itself today!

THIS THREAD WAS TOTALLY TONGUE-IN-CHEEK!

As for my hosptial bills, I can afford to pay it. The reason I posted it was because I didnt feel that it was what It should have been NOT because I couldn't afford to pay it. :2 cents:

Good for you dude investing on Bush presidention campain is the best thing that you can do :winkwink:

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Go to Vegas, Place half on Red and the other half on 23. Then you can retire. (if it hits) if not, back to the drawing board on where you got the million.
:thumbsup

give it to me and i'll turn it into $2 million for you :Graucho

I'm lovin' it. :1orglaugh

Open a chain of either fast food or sit down resturaunts that specialize in low-carb foods, you could have seperate menu items for the specific diet the person is on, america seems stuck on the low carb thing, even if alot of people arent doing it, enough are that its becoming a huge industry.

BTW, ladies.. is cum high in carbs?

BMF

A mil to invest...hmmm...I got a strip club with a catch. They're all amputees of some sort and everything is a 1/4 off. :thumbsup

me

STOP SENDING ME REQUESTS!!!
Who do I look like, Kasey fuck'n Kasem!?!?! :mad:

Nicely said:glugglug

Hey Rob, did you follow me back in May 2005?
Apple was at around 35 US$ back then ..... you would have made 11 Million US$ in just 6 years :-)

Nice..I guess you're a baller now

open a brothel

oh yeah? what part of the coutry?

how did it turn out btw?

:2 cents::2 cents:

Best investment I ever made, 40% minimum return every year. Got to do it in the right place though.

so true you would not think it but some areas within 5min drive of each other have totally different customer base
p.s. thanks for the tip about calling jb-hifi they sold me my xoom for $50 less retail