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TheHitman · 05-02-2004, 09:53 PM

So I'm at this bar with my girlfriend, and the female bartender is hitting on her all night (buying her shots every time she goes to the bar, talking to her, etc..)

Throughout the night my girl keeps causally mentioning that the other girl is pretty, etc..etc..

We're both pretty drunk, outside of the place just hanging out, and she says "would you ever want to have a threesome"?

Of course, knowing it was a loaded question, I carefully say "Well normally I wouldn't want it, but if thats something you wanted I'd have to say yes."

WELL that was my mistake - - she seems to get all weird after that, and then after a bit of prying, she says "you failed the test".

TEST? What the hell.. Is this highschool?

Now I don't even want to talk to her. I think I'm just gonna break up with her. Am I a fucking devil for saying yes?

WTF kind of shit is that? Women are nuts. WHAT DID SHE THINK I WAS GONNA SAY FOR FUCKS SAKE?

ARGH!

Juicy D. Links · 05-02-2004, 09:55 PM

Hell noooooooo

Thats "entrapment"

Evilllllllllllllllll

pornstar2pac · 05-02-2004, 09:56 PM

Oh Sheila · 05-02-2004, 09:57 PM

yes, women ARE crazy, I speak from experience

TheHitman · 05-02-2004, 09:58 PM

I knew I was stupid for hanging up my pimp hat for this chick.

Girlfriends are way too much trouble... I'm going back to gettin busy with random chicks

Spunky · 05-02-2004, 09:58 PM

Crazy she devils and their mind games

MetaMan · 05-02-2004, 09:59 PM

slap with the right, guide with the left.

pure energy · 05-02-2004, 10:01 PM

That was real cruel!

Brat · 05-02-2004, 11:07 PM

sounds like a real mature gf you got there. it's almost as if she wants you to lie completely. but she may not even be content with that because she'll start accusing you of lying and bla bla...

wow. im a girl and i know exactly what you mean when guys say girls are evil and shit.
i apologize on behalf of all of us

reynold · 05-02-2004, 11:15 PM

Whatever prompted her to ask that?

bcooter · 05-02-2004, 11:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brat
sounds like a real mature gf you got there. it's almost as if she wants you to lie completely. but she may not even be content with that because she'll start accusing you of lying and bla bla...

wow. im a girl and i know exactly what you mean when guys say girls are evil and shit.
i apologize on behalf of all of us

apology not accepted

webmaster x · 05-02-2004, 11:19 PM

I think the girl in the bar is into her and has brainwashed
her.

boardersweetie · 05-02-2004, 11:21 PM

wtf? you said you wouldn't do it unless it was something she really wanted. sounds like you were trying to sound giving. I would have bought it for sure. Who the hell asks questions just to bust people anyway? That's some junior high drama...

neewwman · 05-02-2004, 11:22 PM

WOMEN!

SpaceAce · 05-02-2004, 11:31 PM

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Originally posted by boardersweetie
I would have bought it for sure.

That is a great line. Women have that wonderful internal process: "Well, it's bullshit but it's good bullshit. OK, I accept it."

SpaceAce

Oh Sheila · 05-02-2004, 11:32 PM

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Originally posted by neewwman
WOMEN!

c'mon now.. we're not THAT bad ;)

Illicit · 05-02-2004, 11:36 PM

I hate women that play stupid games like that... fuck the bitch then kick her to the curb...

EviLGuY · 05-03-2004, 12:03 AM

You should dump her. Sounds like a game playing, fucking idiot.

Every girl knows the answer to that question without even asking.. I think they have a manual or something they get handed when they get their period.

Shortbread · 05-03-2004, 12:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheHitman
So I'm at this bar with my girlfriend, and the female bartender is hitting on her all night (buying her shots every time she goes to the bar, talking to her, etc..)

Throughout the night my girl keeps causally mentioning that the other girl is pretty, etc..etc..

We're both pretty drunk, outside of the place just hanging out, and she says "would you ever want to have a threesome"?

Of course, knowing it was a loaded question, I carefully say "Well normally I wouldn't want it, but if thats something you wanted I'd have to say yes."

WELL that was my mistake - - she seems to get all weird after that, and then after a bit of prying, she says "you failed the test".

TEST? What the hell.. Is this highschool?

Now I don't even want to talk to her. I think I'm just gonna break up with her. Am I a fucking devil for saying yes?

WTF kind of shit is that? Women are nuts. WHAT DID SHE THINK I WAS GONNA SAY FOR FUCKS SAKE?

ARGH!

You are going to break up with her over that? That's really lame. You must not like her that much. I mean, talk to her, it's not the end of the world because she asked you a question. If you love her, ask her about it, and work things out.

Tala · 05-03-2004, 12:25 AM

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Originally posted by Shortbread
You are going to break up with her over that? That's really lame. You must not like her that much. I mean, talk to her, it's not the end of the world because she asked you a question. If you love her, ask her about it, and work things out.

Got news for you, (and I'm a woman, so try to follow along), but if she's "testing" him now and entrapping him with loaded bullshit questions like that, it is NOT going to get any better. Chances are, she's an immature, self-conscious pyscho hose beast who wants to be a control freak when she grows up. He's better off without that shit.

rip raster · 05-03-2004, 12:32 AM

Women confuse the fuck out of me

Shortbread · 05-03-2004, 12:33 AM

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Originally posted by rip raster
Women confuse the fuck out of me

Breathing confuses you....It's ok, don't worry.

Shortbread · 05-03-2004, 12:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tala
Got news for you, (and I'm a woman, so try to follow along), but if she's "testing" him now and entrapping him with loaded bullshit questions like that, it is NOT going to get any better. Chances are, she's an immature, self-conscious pyscho hose beast who wants to be a control freak when she grows up. He's better off without that shit.

Ok, good point.

newsdude · 05-03-2004, 01:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tala
Got news for you, (and I'm a woman, so try to follow along), but if she's "testing" him now and entrapping him with loaded bullshit questions like that, it is NOT going to get any better. Chances are, she's an immature, self-conscious pyscho hose beast who wants to be a control freak when she grows up. He's better off without that shit.

Very well said!

Goose · 05-03-2004, 01:48 AM

always the same with girls, sometimes I think being ghey would not be completely wrong

pure energy · 05-03-2004, 02:40 AM

Why put up with immature women?

Mr. Marks · 05-03-2004, 02:45 AM

Women... so loving, so trusting,
yet so hard to understand.

unconnected · 05-03-2004, 02:49 AM

ignoring the 12 year old that answered with the mooshy hollywood answer I would say listen to what everyone has to say here man... Fuck her and leave her ass on the curb..

Phone her up, tell her that SHE failed the fucking test and you never want to talk to her again.. Not worth your time or effort, because if she is doing this now you can bet she has more up her sleave and better to ditch her now, find someone better than go through years of bullshit before realising that it isn't worth it

Shortbread · 05-03-2004, 03:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by unconnected
ignoring the 12 year old that answered with the mooshy hollywood answer I would say listen to what everyone has to say here man... Fuck her and leave her ass on the curb..

Phone her up, tell her that SHE failed the fucking test and you never want to talk to her again.. Not worth your time or effort, because if she is doing this now you can bet she has more up her sleave and better to ditch her now, find someone better than go through years of bullshit before realising that it isn't worth it

Who are you calling a 12 year old?

Tania · 05-03-2004, 03:59 AM

yeap .......all women they are so fucking crazy

05-02-2004, 09:53 PM	#1
TheHitman Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: New York Posts: 217	crazy women So I'm at this bar with my girlfriend, and the female bartender is hitting on her all night (buying her shots every time she goes to the bar, talking to her, etc..) Throughout the night my girl keeps causally mentioning that the other girl is pretty, etc..etc.. We're both pretty drunk, outside of the place just hanging out, and she says "would you ever want to have a threesome"? Of course, knowing it was a loaded question, I carefully say "Well normally I wouldn't want it, but if thats something you wanted I'd have to say yes." WELL that was my mistake - - she seems to get all weird after that, and then after a bit of prying, she says "you failed the test". TEST? What the hell.. Is this highschool? Now I don't even want to talk to her. I think I'm just gonna break up with her. Am I a fucking devil for saying yes? WTF kind of shit is that? Women are nuts. WHAT DID SHE THINK I WAS GONNA SAY FOR FUCKS SAKE? ARGH! __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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05-02-2004, 09:55 PM	#2
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	Hell noooooooo Thats "entrapment" Evilllllllllllllllll

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Brat Got MIDs? Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Montreal Posts: 1,545	sounds like a real mature gf you got there. it's almost as if she wants you to lie completely. but she may not even be content with that because she'll start accusing you of lying and bla bla... wow. im a girl and i know exactly what you mean when guys say girls are evil and shit. i apologize on behalf of all of us

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boardersweetie Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Santa Barbara, ICQ 301-613-472 Posts: 1,889	wtf? you said you wouldn't do it unless it was something she really wanted. sounds like you were trying to sound giving. I would have bought it for sure. Who the hell asks questions just to bust people anyway? That's some junior high drama...

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EviLGuY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: malta Posts: 12,745	You should dump her. Sounds like a game playing, fucking idiot. Every girl knows the answer to that question without even asking.. I think they have a manual or something they get handed when they get their period.

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unconnected Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 1,025	ignoring the 12 year old that answered with the mooshy hollywood answer I would say listen to what everyone has to say here man... Fuck her and leave her ass on the curb.. Phone her up, tell her that SHE failed the fucking test and you never want to talk to her again.. Not worth your time or effort, because if she is doing this now you can bet she has more up her sleave and better to ditch her now, find someone better than go through years of bullshit before realising that it isn't worth it __________________ "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc, 1989

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