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  • TheHitman
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2004
    • 217

    #1

    crazy women

    So I'm at this bar with my girlfriend, and the female bartender is hitting on her all night (buying her shots every time she goes to the bar, talking to her, etc..)

    Throughout the night my girl keeps causally mentioning that the other girl is pretty, etc..etc..

    We're both pretty drunk, outside of the place just hanging out, and she says "would you ever want to have a threesome"?

    Of course, knowing it was a loaded question, I carefully say "Well normally I wouldn't want it, but if thats something you wanted I'd have to say yes."

    WELL that was my mistake - - she seems to get all weird after that, and then after a bit of prying, she says "you failed the test".

    TEST? What the hell.. Is this highschool?

    Now I don't even want to talk to her. I think I'm just gonna break up with her. Am I a fucking devil for saying yes?

    WTF kind of shit is that? Women are nuts. WHAT DID SHE THINK I WAS GONNA SAY FOR FUCKS SAKE?

    ARGH!
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  • juicylinks
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 122992

    #2
    Hell noooooooo

    Thats "entrapment"

    Evilllllllllllllllll

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    • pornstar2pac
      Omaha Hi/Lo
      • Nov 2003
      • 17380

      #3
      wow
      Trump haters gonna hate. that's all they can do

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      • Oh Sheila
        Confirmed User
        • Apr 2004
        • 1404

        #4
        yes, women ARE crazy, I speak from experience
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        • TheHitman
          Confirmed User
          • Feb 2004
          • 217

          #5
          I knew I was stupid for hanging up my pimp hat for this chick.

          Girlfriends are way too much trouble... I'm going back to gettin busy with random chicks
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          • Spunky
            I need a beer
            • Jun 2002
            • 133978

            #6
            Crazy she devils and their mind games

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            • MetaMan
              I AM WEB 2.0
              • Jan 2003
              • 28682

              #7
              slap with the right, guide with the left.

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              • pure energy
                Confirmed User
                • Apr 2004
                • 4274

                #8
                That was real cruel!
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                • Brat
                  Got MIDs?
                  • Jan 2003
                  • 1545

                  #9
                  sounds like a real mature gf you got there. it's almost as if she wants you to lie completely. but she may not even be content with that because she'll start accusing you of lying and bla bla...

                  wow. im a girl and i know exactly what you mean when guys say girls are evil and shit.
                  i apologize on behalf of all of us

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                  • reynold
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • Oct 2002
                    • 51271

                    #10
                    Whatever prompted her to ask that?

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                    • bcooter
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 797

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Brat
                      sounds like a real mature gf you got there. it's almost as if she wants you to lie completely. but she may not even be content with that because she'll start accusing you of lying and bla bla...

                      wow. im a girl and i know exactly what you mean when guys say girls are evil and shit.
                      i apologize on behalf of all of us
                      apology not accepted
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                      • webmaster x
                        Confirmed User
                        • Mar 2004
                        • 4400

                        #12
                        I think the girl in the bar is into her and has brainwashed
                        her.
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                        • boardersweetie
                          Confirmed User
                          • Oct 2003
                          • 1889

                          #13
                          wtf? you said you wouldn't do it unless it was something she really wanted. sounds like you were trying to sound giving. I would have bought it for sure. Who the hell asks questions just to bust people anyway? That's some junior high drama...

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                          • neewwman
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jan 2002
                            • 1737

                            #14
                            WOMEN!

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                            • SpaceAce
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jul 2002
                              • 6493

                              #15
                              Originally posted by boardersweetie
                              I would have bought it for sure.
                              That is a great line. Women have that wonderful internal process: "Well, it's bullshit but it's good bullshit. OK, I accept it."

                              SpaceAce

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                              • Oh Sheila
                                Confirmed User
                                • Apr 2004
                                • 1404

                                #16
                                Originally posted by neewwman
                                WOMEN!
                                c'mon now.. we're not THAT bad ;)
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                                • Illicit
                                  wtf ?
                                  • Dec 2003
                                  • 11895

                                  #17
                                  I hate women that play stupid games like that... fuck the bitch then kick her to the curb...
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                                  • EviLGuY
                                    So Fucking Banned
                                    • Apr 2003
                                    • 12745

                                    #18
                                    You should dump her. Sounds like a game playing, fucking idiot.

                                    Every girl knows the answer to that question without even asking.. I think they have a manual or something they get handed when they get their period.

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                                    • Shortbread
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Dec 2003
                                      • 2181

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by TheHitman
                                      So I'm at this bar with my girlfriend, and the female bartender is hitting on her all night (buying her shots every time she goes to the bar, talking to her, etc..)

                                      Throughout the night my girl keeps causally mentioning that the other girl is pretty, etc..etc..

                                      We're both pretty drunk, outside of the place just hanging out, and she says "would you ever want to have a threesome"?

                                      Of course, knowing it was a loaded question, I carefully say "Well normally I wouldn't want it, but if thats something you wanted I'd have to say yes."

                                      WELL that was my mistake - - she seems to get all weird after that, and then after a bit of prying, she says "you failed the test".

                                      TEST? What the hell.. Is this highschool?

                                      Now I don't even want to talk to her. I think I'm just gonna break up with her. Am I a fucking devil for saying yes?

                                      WTF kind of shit is that? Women are nuts. WHAT DID SHE THINK I WAS GONNA SAY FOR FUCKS SAKE?

                                      ARGH!
                                      You are going to break up with her over that? That's really lame. You must not like her that much. I mean, talk to her, it's not the end of the world because she asked you a question. If you love her, ask her about it, and work things out.

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                                      • Tala
                                        Fucked if I know
                                        • Dec 2002
                                        • 23368

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Shortbread
                                        You are going to break up with her over that? That's really lame. You must not like her that much. I mean, talk to her, it's not the end of the world because she asked you a question. If you love her, ask her about it, and work things out.
                                        Got news for you, (and I'm a woman, so try to follow along), but if she's "testing" him now and entrapping him with loaded bullshit questions like that, it is NOT going to get any better. Chances are, she's an immature, self-conscious pyscho hose beast who wants to be a control freak when she grows up. He's better off without that shit.

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                                        • rip raster
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Apr 2001
                                          • 2851

                                          #21
                                          Women confuse the fuck out of me

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                                          • Shortbread
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Dec 2003
                                            • 2181

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by rip raster
                                            Women confuse the fuck out of me
                                            Breathing confuses you....It's ok, don't worry.

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                                            • Shortbread
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Dec 2003
                                              • 2181

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Tala
                                              Got news for you, (and I'm a woman, so try to follow along), but if she's "testing" him now and entrapping him with loaded bullshit questions like that, it is NOT going to get any better. Chances are, she's an immature, self-conscious pyscho hose beast who wants to be a control freak when she grows up. He's better off without that shit.
                                              Ok, good point.

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                                              • newsdude
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Apr 2004
                                                • 1969

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Tala
                                                Got news for you, (and I'm a woman, so try to follow along), but if she's "testing" him now and entrapping him with loaded bullshit questions like that, it is NOT going to get any better. Chances are, she's an immature, self-conscious pyscho hose beast who wants to be a control freak when she grows up. He's better off without that shit.

                                                Very well said!
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                                                • Goose
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Mar 2004
                                                  • 5725

                                                  #25
                                                  always the same with girls, sometimes I think being ghey would not be completely wrong
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                                                  • pure energy
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Apr 2004
                                                    • 4274

                                                    #26
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                                                    • Mr. Marks
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jun 2001
                                                      • 7517

                                                      #27
                                                      Women... so loving, so trusting,
                                                      yet so hard to understand.

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                                                      • unconnected
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Aug 2001
                                                        • 1025

                                                        #28
                                                        ignoring the 12 year old that answered with the mooshy hollywood answer I would say listen to what everyone has to say here man... Fuck her and leave her ass on the curb..

                                                        Phone her up, tell her that SHE failed the fucking test and you never want to talk to her again.. Not worth your time or effort, because if she is doing this now you can bet she has more up her sleave and better to ditch her now, find someone better than go through years of bullshit before realising that it isn't worth it
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                                                        • Shortbread
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Dec 2003
                                                          • 2181

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by unconnected
                                                          ignoring the 12 year old that answered with the mooshy hollywood answer I would say listen to what everyone has to say here man... Fuck her and leave her ass on the curb..

                                                          Phone her up, tell her that SHE failed the fucking test and you never want to talk to her again.. Not worth your time or effort, because if she is doing this now you can bet she has more up her sleave and better to ditch her now, find someone better than go through years of bullshit before realising that it isn't worth it
                                                          Who are you calling a 12 year old?

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                                                          • Tania
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Apr 2004
                                                            • 5393

                                                            #30
                                                            yeap .......all women they are so fucking crazy

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