crazy women
 

So I'm at this bar with my girlfriend, and the female bartender is hitting on her all night (buying her shots every time she goes to the bar, talking to her, etc..)

Throughout the night my girl keeps causally mentioning that the other girl is pretty, etc..etc..

We're both pretty drunk, outside of the place just hanging out, and she says "would you ever want to have a threesome"?

Of course, knowing it was a loaded question, I carefully say "Well normally I wouldn't want it, but if thats something you wanted I'd have to say yes."

WELL that was my mistake - - she seems to get all weird after that, and then after a bit of prying, she says "you failed the test".

TEST? What the hell.. Is this highschool?

Now I don't even want to talk to her. I think I'm just gonna break up with her. Am I a fucking devil for saying yes?

WTF kind of shit is that? Women are nuts. WHAT DID SHE THINK I WAS GONNA SAY FOR FUCKS SAKE?

ARGH!

Hell noooooooo

Thats "entrapment"

Evilllllllllllllllll

wow

yes, women ARE crazy, I speak from experience :Graucho

I knew I was stupid for hanging up my pimp hat for this chick.

Girlfriends are way too much trouble... I'm going back to gettin busy with random chicks

Crazy she devils and their mind games :BangBang:

slap with the right, guide with the left.

That was real cruel!

sounds like a real mature gf you got there. it's almost as if she wants you to lie completely. but she may not even be content with that because she'll start accusing you of lying and bla bla...

wow. im a girl and i know exactly what you mean when guys say girls are evil and shit.
i apologize on behalf of all of us :winkwink:

Whatever prompted her to ask that?

apology not accepted

I think the girl in the bar is into her and has brainwashed
her.

wtf? you said you wouldn't do it unless it was something she really wanted. sounds like you were trying to sound giving. I would have bought it for sure. Who the hell asks questions just to bust people anyway? That's some junior high drama...

:ak47: WOMEN!

That is a great line. Women have that wonderful internal process: "Well, it's bullshit but it's good bullshit. OK, I accept it."

SpaceAce

c'mon now.. we're not THAT bad ;)

I hate women that play stupid games like that... fuck the bitch then kick her to the curb...

You should dump her. Sounds like a game playing, fucking idiot. :)

Every girl knows the answer to that question without even asking.. I think they have a manual or something they get handed when they get their period.

You are going to break up with her over that? That's really lame. You must not like her that much. I mean, talk to her, it's not the end of the world because she asked you a question. If you love her, ask her about it, and work things out. :2 cents:

Got news for you, (and I'm a woman, so try to follow along), but if she's "testing" him now and entrapping him with loaded bullshit questions like that, it is NOT going to get any better. Chances are, she's an immature, self-conscious pyscho hose beast who wants to be a control freak when she grows up. He's better off without that shit.

Women confuse the fuck out of me :eyecrazy

Breathing confuses you....It's ok, don't worry.

Ok, good point.

Very well said! :thumbsup

always the same with girls, sometimes I think being ghey would not be completely wrong :1orglaugh

Why put up with immature women?

Women... so loving, so trusting,
yet so hard to understand.:(

ignoring the 12 year old that answered with the mooshy hollywood answer I would say listen to what everyone has to say here man... Fuck her and leave her ass on the curb..

Phone her up, tell her that SHE failed the fucking test and you never want to talk to her again.. Not worth your time or effort, because if she is doing this now you can bet she has more up her sleave and better to ditch her now, find someone better than go through years of bullshit before realising that it isn't worth it

Who are you calling a 12 year old?

yeap .......all women they are so fucking crazy :feels-hot