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macker · 05-02-2004, 02:44 AM

Lastnight, me and a friend ordered a couple of hookers to come around to the room to service us.

We'd been out all night and it was about 6am. We were both pissed and quite tired. Anyway, they arrive... a small petite girl and the other was a little bigger with massive tits.

The petite one joins me on my bed, but then decides to go to the bathroom before action commences. This leaves the big titted girl in the room.

I didn't want to wait so I summoned the big titted girl to join me - I start getting a blowjob.

Petite girl comes back, see's I'm already busy and then joins my friend on his bed. After 10 mins, I notice that the petite girl is giving a killer blowjob, it looked better than mine anyway.

So I said 'listen mate, lets swop....come here, give me some of that'

Petite girl replies, 'no, I like your friend better, I will stay here with him'

I tried to insist that she is a hooker and should do as she's told but I wasn't having any joy so I just carried on with big titted girl.

5 mins later my friend jumps up saying 'oooh well done! fuckin good job, i'm pissed and didn't expect to get wood' - he'd shot his load.

He returns to his bed and instantly his face drops and he looks like he's been shot, and then proclaims...

'HOLY FUCK! Its a ladyboy!!! Get the fuck out, shit! Go on get the fuck out before I kill ya!'

Thank christ she didn't like me! I laughed so hard I almost pissed in big titted girls mouth.

While I was enjoying myself he was on the telephone sceaming at the place we ordered from 'you think I'm fuckin gay or summot!? what you fucking thinking sending a ladyboy here!?'

Classic night. I will never forget it and I won't let him forget it either.

EviLGuY · 05-02-2004, 02:52 AM

A ladyboy? lol.. thats some funny shit.

They say homos suck the best dick, but I don't care to find out firsthand.

xenigo · 05-02-2004, 02:54 AM

I can't believe you guys didn't spot the bulge. Kinda hard to miss I'd think.

X-Wing · 05-02-2004, 03:01 AM

Now this is funny... pics?

Platinumpimp · 05-02-2004, 03:12 AM

RicardoB · 05-02-2004, 03:19 AM

I take it you weren't regulars with that service?

More Booze · 05-02-2004, 03:23 AM

Arousal Design · 05-02-2004, 03:25 AM

hhaha... how could he not see the adams apple

DatingGold · 05-02-2004, 03:39 AM

that would make him a fag

macker · 05-02-2004, 03:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by xenigo
I can't believe you guys didn't spot the bulge. Kinda hard to miss I'd think.

You're right, we should've known. We had been drinking heavily tho, and now we know why the ladyboy jumped under the covers whilst sucking cock.

abyss_al · 05-02-2004, 03:48 AM

OWNED!!!!

VicMartin · 05-02-2004, 03:57 AM

You probably got a BJ from a ladyboy too.

Goose · 05-02-2004, 03:57 AM

PWNED!!!111

strobi · 05-02-2004, 04:01 AM

hahaha! classic! Sounds like a fun night!

Ash@phpFX · 05-02-2004, 04:10 AM

that is fuking hilarious

SS396chevelleSS · 05-02-2004, 04:27 AM

did you see any pussy on the "girl" that gave you one?

macker · 05-02-2004, 04:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by X-Wing
Now this is funny... pics?

Geeez, I fucking wish I had.

alexg · 05-02-2004, 04:42 AM

{fusion} · 05-02-2004, 04:42 AM

hehehe funny shit

cool1 · 05-02-2004, 04:47 AM

Ladyboy funny stuff

Ross · 05-02-2004, 05:04 AM

HAHAHA your friend must be really pissed off..... It was a cloe shave for you tho.

macker · 05-02-2004, 05:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SS396chevelleSS
did you see any pussy on the "girl" that gave you one?

YES! ...and it was self lubricating too! You don't get that on a ladyboy I can tell ya.

Rob · 05-02-2004, 05:29 AM

Did you check the one with the massive man-boobs...err...boobs? She could have been his older brother.

Seb From Holland · 05-02-2004, 05:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DatingGold
that would make him a fag

No it wouldn't because he got tricked. Trannytricked!!

Shoehorn! · 05-02-2004, 06:32 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. In a way, you were involved in a gay orgy. HAHAHAHA.

macker · 05-02-2004, 10:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ross
HAHAHA your friend must be really pissed off..... It was a cloe shave for you tho.

You not joking! Although after he had finished ranting on the phone he came and dipped his knob into big titted girl while I was getting my blowjob.

I suppose it was his way of reinforcing his own sexual identity...

"i do like women, i really do!'

alias · 05-02-2004, 10:22 AM

0wn3d

nathan_f · 05-02-2004, 10:23 AM

haha best story in a while

mrthumbs · 05-02-2004, 10:23 AM

ladyboy hahaha

bcooter · 05-02-2004, 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheSmutPeddlerDOTcom
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. In a way, you were involved in a gay orgy. HAHAHAHA.

hahahaha. you had a gay orgy.

Illicit · 05-02-2004, 10:25 AM

poor bastard !

Vitasoy · 05-02-2004, 10:32 AM

That just made my day.

macker · 05-02-2004, 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bcooter
hahahaha. you had a gay orgy.

This wasn't gay. It wasn't premeditated.

But like it or not, my friend has had his cock sucked by a man.

macker · 05-02-2004, 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheSmutPeddlerDOTcom
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. In a way, you were involved in a gay orgy. HAHAHAHA.

Involved in a gay orgy?

Not at all, although I am partial to an orgy. Share and share alike thats what I say

emthree · 05-02-2004, 10:56 AM

um ... k
I really hope that story came out of a joke book

Just_Dave · 05-02-2004, 10:59 AM

eiht_98 · 05-02-2004, 11:51 AM

TheFrog · 05-02-2004, 11:53 AM

owned

count blingula · 05-02-2004, 11:54 AM

hell of a story, fellas!

Ar3s · 05-02-2004, 11:59 AM

Spunky · 05-02-2004, 12:03 PM

So fucking owned...Homo

Kicker · 05-02-2004, 12:19 PM

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cayne · 05-02-2004, 01:45 PM

I'm reading a similar story nearly once a week on gfy.

but it's still amusing

crockett · 05-02-2004, 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by macker
This wasn't gay. It wasn't premeditated.

But like it or not, my friend has had his cock sucked by a man.

and you were there and wanted it too

Sosa · 05-02-2004, 02:00 PM

Basic_man · 05-02-2004, 02:03 PM

Own3d by a hooker!

SlickRick · 05-02-2004, 02:09 PM

HAHAHAHA
funny,

Vanilla DeVille · 05-02-2004, 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by HighOnAcid
Did you check the one with the massive man-boobs...err...boobs? She could have been his older brother.

lol - I was thinking that too!

Jimbo · 05-02-2004, 03:19 PM

did you get herpes?

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