Lastnight, me and a friend ordered a couple of hookers to come around to the room to service us.
We'd been out all night and it was about 6am. We were both pissed and quite tired. Anyway, they arrive... a small petite girl and the other was a little bigger with massive tits.
The petite one joins me on my bed, but then decides to go to the bathroom before action commences. This leaves the big titted girl in the room.
I didn't want to wait so I summoned the big titted girl to join me - I start getting a blowjob.
Petite girl comes back, see's I'm already busy and then joins my friend on his bed. After 10 mins, I notice that the petite girl is giving a killer blowjob, it looked better than mine anyway.
So I said 'listen mate, lets swop....come here, give me some of that'
Petite girl replies, 'no, I like your friend better, I will stay here with him'
I tried to insist that she is a hooker and should do as she's told but I wasn't having any joy so I just carried on with big titted girl.
5 mins later my friend jumps up saying 'oooh well done! fuckin good job, i'm pissed and didn't expect to get wood' - he'd shot his load.
He returns to his bed and instantly his face drops and he looks like he's been shot, and then proclaims...
'HOLY FUCK! Its a ladyboy!!! Get the fuck out, shit! Go on get the fuck out before I kill ya!'
Thank christ she didn't like me! I laughed so hard I almost pissed in big titted girls mouth.
While I was enjoying myself he was on the telephone sceaming at the place we ordered from 'you think I'm fuckin gay or summot!? what you fucking thinking sending a ladyboy here!?'
Classic night. I will never forget it and I won't let him forget it either.
