I was VERY LUCKY!!
 

Lastnight, me and a friend ordered a couple of hookers to come around to the room to service us.

We'd been out all night and it was about 6am. We were both pissed and quite tired. Anyway, they arrive... a small petite girl and the other was a little bigger with massive tits.

The petite one joins me on my bed, but then decides to go to the bathroom before action commences. This leaves the big titted girl in the room.

I didn't want to wait so I summoned the big titted girl to join me - I start getting a blowjob.

Petite girl comes back, see's I'm already busy and then joins my friend on his bed. After 10 mins, I notice that the petite girl is giving a killer blowjob, it looked better than mine anyway.

So I said 'listen mate, lets swop....come here, give me some of that'

Petite girl replies, 'no, I like your friend better, I will stay here with him'

I tried to insist that she is a hooker and should do as she's told but I wasn't having any joy so I just carried on with big titted girl.

5 mins later my friend jumps up saying 'oooh well done! fuckin good job, i'm pissed and didn't expect to get wood' - he'd shot his load.

He returns to his bed and instantly his face drops and he looks like he's been shot, and then proclaims...

'HOLY FUCK! Its a ladyboy!!! Get the fuck out, shit! Go on get the fuck out before I kill ya!'

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Thank christ she didn't like me! I laughed so hard I almost pissed in big titted girls mouth.

While I was enjoying myself he was on the telephone sceaming at the place we ordered from 'you think I'm fuckin gay or summot!? what you fucking thinking sending a ladyboy here!?'

Classic night. I will never forget it and I won't let him forget it either. :)

A ladyboy? lol.. thats some funny shit.

They say homos suck the best dick, but I don't care to find out firsthand. :1orglaugh

I can't believe you guys didn't spot the bulge. Kinda hard to miss I'd think.

Now this is funny... pics?

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I take it you weren't regulars with that service?

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hhaha... how could he not see the adams apple

that would make him a fag

You're right, we should've known. We had been drinking heavily tho, and now we know why the ladyboy jumped under the covers whilst sucking cock.

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OWNED!!!!

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You probably got a BJ from a ladyboy too.

PWNED!!!111
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hahaha! classic! Sounds like a fun night!:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh that is fuking hilarious

did you see any pussy on the "girl" that gave you one?

Geeez, I fucking wish I had. :glugglug

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hehehe funny shit

:1orglaugh Ladyboy funny stuff :1orglaugh

HAHAHA your friend must be really pissed off..... It was a cloe shave for you tho.

YES! ...and it was self lubricating too! You don't get that on a ladyboy I can tell ya. :)

Did you check the one with the massive man-boobs...err...boobs? She could have been his older brother. :1orglaugh

No it wouldn't because he got tricked. Trannytricked!! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. In a way, you were involved in a gay orgy. HAHAHAHA. :1orglaugh

You not joking! Although after he had finished ranting on the phone he came and dipped his knob into big titted girl while I was getting my blowjob.

I suppose it was his way of reinforcing his own sexual identity...

"i do like women, i really do!' :1orglaugh

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haha best story in a while :thumbsup

ladyboy hahaha

:1orglaugh hahahaha. you had a gay orgy.

:1orglaugh poor bastard !

:1orglaugh That just made my day.

This wasn't gay. It wasn't premeditated.

But like it or not, my friend has had his cock sucked by a man. :1orglaugh

Involved in a gay orgy? :1orglaugh Not at all, although I am partial to an orgy. Share and share alike thats what I say :)

um ... k
I really hope that story came out of a joke book :2 cents:

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lol :1orglaugh

owned :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh hell of a story, fellas!:1orglaugh

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:1orglaugh So fucking owned...Homo

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I'm reading a similar story nearly once a week on gfy.

but it's still amusing :)

and you were there and wanted it too :1orglaugh

lol

Own3d by a hooker!

HAHAHAHA
funny,

lol - I was thinking that too! :1orglaugh

did you get herpes?