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Old 04-27-2004, 05:42 PM   #1
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Rally Time For Men!!!!

I need some good ole fashion bitching about your girlfriend ....

Me ... Jesus this fucking girl .... now she takes a shower and does not dry off in the bathroom like normal people do but instead wraps a towel around herself soaking ass wet sits on the bed and then complains that it is cold ... duh WTF??? it is cold cause you are wet and you are getting the fucking bed wet too and on my side none the less.... errrrrr
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Old 04-27-2004, 05:44 PM   #2
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I need some good ole fashion bitching about your girlfriend ....

Me ... Jesus this fucking girl .... now she takes a shower and does not dry off in the bathroom like normal people do but instead wraps a towel around herself soaking ass wet sits on the bed and then complains that it is cold ... duh WTF??? it is cold cause you are wet and you are getting the fucking bed wet too and on my side none the less.... errrrrr
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Old 04-27-2004, 05:44 PM   #3
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stop ur bitching!

your worse than me!

and let me just add, i specificaly remember telling you im a BRAT and a PRINCESS!

Now ur bitching you act like this is new to you! WTF?
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Old 04-27-2004, 05:46 PM   #4
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stop ur bitching!

your worse than me!

and let me just add, i specificaly remember telling you im a BRAT and a PRINCESS!

Now ur bitching you act like this is new to you! WTF?
Being a BRAT and a PRINCESS is one thing but getting my side of the bed wet while you sit and ponder why you are cold is a totally different story
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Old 04-27-2004, 05:48 PM   #5
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She leaves a wet spot on your side, you leave another on her side sounds even.
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Old 04-27-2004, 05:48 PM   #6
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I need some good ole fashion bitching about your girlfriend ....

Me ... Jesus this fucking girl .... now she takes a shower and does not dry off in the bathroom like normal people do but instead wraps a towel around herself soaking ass wet sits on the bed and then complains that it is cold ... duh WTF??? it is cold cause you are wet and you are getting the fucking bed wet too and on my side none the less.... errrrrr

wmoen are genius some times
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Old 04-27-2004, 05:49 PM   #7
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Old 04-27-2004, 05:49 PM   #8
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She leaves a wet spot on your side, you leave another on her side sounds even.
next time i am pissing on her side of the bed ... hee hee
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Old 04-27-2004, 05:50 PM   #9
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Being a BRAT and a PRINCESS is one thing but getting my side of the bed wet while you sit and ponder why you are cold is a totally different story
fuck you u make it seem like something else!!!!!! you fart knocker!
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Old 04-27-2004, 05:51 PM   #10
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Old 04-27-2004, 05:53 PM   #11
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Oh and after 6 years of having this nick chaos when i started dating her she asked if i would change my name to punker ken ... what the fuck !!!!!
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Chaos barbie has a nice ring to it.
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Old 04-27-2004, 05:55 PM   #13
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My wife is the type who will mention something out of the bluw like "I'm hungry" and if I haven't scrambled to see what she wants or hit the kitchen, she acts like I'm a total cock.

I'll go down on her 45 minutes and get her all worked up, then do my thing while making sure she gets off too and I'M the one who has to get the fucking towel....
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Chaos barbie has a nice ring to it.
i kinda liked punker ken...... but he wasnt so into that
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Old 04-27-2004, 05:56 PM   #15
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I'll go down on her 45 minutes and get her all worked up, then do my thing while making sure she gets off too and I'M the one who has to get the fucking towel....
No shit man what the hell ... or if she is on top just gets up and lets it all drip on me then goes and dries herself off... what the fuck
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No shit man what the hell ... or if she is on top just gets up and lets it all drip on me then goes and dries herself off... what the fuck
We have officially entered the to much information zone man.
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We have officially entered the to much information zone man.
I know of no zone ...
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I need some good ole fashion bitching about your girlfriend ....

Me ... Jesus this fucking girl .... now she takes a shower and does not dry off in the bathroom like normal people do but instead wraps a towel around herself soaking ass wet sits on the bed and then complains that it is cold ... duh WTF??? it is cold cause you are wet and you are getting the fucking bed wet too and on my side none the less.... errrrrr

Maybe she wanted you to dry her off but not with a towel!
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you guys are too fucking funny
my girl cant cook for shit no matter how many cooking books i get her..there's my rally cry...
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Maybe she wanted you to dry her off but not with a towel!
now we are getting somewhere..............i mean what he thinks that tongue ring of his there for decoration or something?
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Oh the other thing ... in the morning she says that she is ready to go to the office and then takes another fucking 20 min putting on make-up ... my point: why the fuck do you say i am ready to go when you are not ... i mean i am standing in the doorway backpack on waiting to leave ... duh.....
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Maybe she wanted you to dry her off but not with a towel!
the possibilties!
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now we are getting somewhere..............i mean what he thinks that tongue ring of his there for decoration or something?
Um no what you wanna get licked by the rocks on my tounge left from the fucking toothpaste that you forgot to put the cap on .. LOL
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My wife is such a bad cook, she could burn water

she's such a bad cook, she messed up a pizza order the other night...
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Oh the other thing ... in the morning she says that she is ready to go to the office and then takes another fucking 20 min putting on make-up ... my point: why the fuck do you say i am ready to go when you are not ... i mean i am standing in the doorway backpack on waiting to leave ... duh.....
if u took longer to get ready than me, we have issues this is normal

LIVE WITH IT!
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if u took longer to get ready than me, we have issues this is normal

LIVE WITH IT!

Well if you did not FUCKING SAY YOU WERE READY there would be no problem now would it .. just keep your fucking mouth shut when i ask you if you are ready to go then or tell me no ... DUH!!
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Well if you did not FUCKING SAY YOU WERE READY there would be no problem now would it .. just keep your fucking mouth shut when i ask you if you are ready to go then or tell me no ... DUH!!
jeff stop ur bitching you know u like it!
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jeff stop ur bitching you know u like it!
If i liked it do you think that i would come to a public forum SCREAMING at you ...
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My wife is the type who will mention something out of the bluw like "I'm hungry" and if I haven't scrambled to see what she wants or hit the kitchen, she acts like I'm a total cock.

I'll go down on her 45 minutes and get her all worked up, then do my thing while making sure she gets off too and I'M the one who has to get the fucking towel....
Ahahaha I get that too.
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