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Rally Time For Men!!!!
I need some good ole fashion bitching about your girlfriend ....
Me ... Jesus this fucking girl .... now she takes a shower and does not dry off in the bathroom like normal people do but instead wraps a towel around herself soaking ass wet sits on the bed and then complains that it is cold ... duh WTF??? it is cold cause you are wet and you are getting the fucking bed wet too and on my side none the less.... errrrrr ![]() ![]()
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stop ur bitching!
your worse than me! and let me just add, i specificaly remember telling you im a BRAT and a PRINCESS! Now ur bitching you act like this is new to you! WTF?
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She leaves a wet spot on your side, you leave another on her side sounds even.
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Nick and Jessica?
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Oh and after 6 years of having this nick chaos when i started dating her she asked if i would change my name to punker ken ... what the fuck !!!!!
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Chaos barbie has a nice ring to it.
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My wife is the type who will mention something out of the bluw like "I'm hungry" and if I haven't scrambled to see what she wants or hit the kitchen, she acts like I'm a total cock.
I'll go down on her 45 minutes and get her all worked up, then do my thing while making sure she gets off too and I'M the one who has to get the fucking towel....
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you guys are too fucking funny
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Oh the other thing ... in the morning she says that she is ready to go to the office and then takes another fucking 20 min putting on make-up ... my point: why the fuck do you say i am ready to go when you are not ... i mean i am standing in the doorway backpack on waiting to leave ... duh.....
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My wife is such a bad cook, she could burn water
she's such a bad cook, she messed up a pizza order the other night...
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Well if you did not FUCKING SAY YOU WERE READY there would be no problem now would it .. just keep your fucking mouth shut when i ask you if you are ready to go then or tell me no ... DUH!!
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