Rally Time For Men!!!!
 

I need some good ole fashion bitching about your girlfriend ....

Me ... Jesus this fucking girl .... now she takes a shower and does not dry off in the bathroom like normal people do but instead wraps a towel around herself soaking ass wet sits on the bed and then complains that it is cold ... duh WTF??? it is cold cause you are wet and you are getting the fucking bed wet too and on my side none the less.... errrrrr:321GFY :321GFY

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stop ur bitching!

your worse than me!

and let me just add, i specificaly remember telling you im a BRAT and a PRINCESS!

Now ur bitching you act like this is new to you! WTF?

Being a BRAT and a PRINCESS is one thing but getting my side of the bed wet while you sit and ponder why you are cold is a totally different story

She leaves a wet spot on your side, you leave another on her side sounds even.

wmoen are genius some times :)

waits patiently for pics

next time i am pissing on her side of the bed ... hee hee

fuck you u make it seem like something else!!!!!! you fart knocker! :1orglaugh

Nick and Jessica?

Oh and after 6 years of having this nick chaos when i started dating her she asked if i would change my name to punker ken ... what the fuck !!!!!

Chaos barbie has a nice ring to it.

My wife is the type who will mention something out of the bluw like "I'm hungry" and if I haven't scrambled to see what she wants or hit the kitchen, she acts like I'm a total cock.

I'll go down on her 45 minutes and get her all worked up, then do my thing while making sure she gets off too and I'M the one who has to get the fucking towel....

i kinda liked punker ken...... but he wasnt so into that :(

No shit man what the hell ... or if she is on top just gets up and lets it all drip on me then goes and dries herself off... what the fuck

We have officially entered the to much information zone man.

I know of no zone ...

Maybe she wanted you to dry her off but not with a towel! :winkwink:

you guys are too fucking funny :1orglaugh
my girl cant cook for shit no matter how many cooking books i get her..there's my rally cry...

now we are getting somewhere..............i mean what he thinks that tongue ring of his there for decoration or something?

Oh the other thing ... in the morning she says that she is ready to go to the office and then takes another fucking 20 min putting on make-up ... my point: why the fuck do you say i am ready to go when you are not ... i mean i am standing in the doorway backpack on waiting to leave ... duh.....

the possibilties!

Um no what you wanna get licked by the rocks on my tounge left from the fucking toothpaste that you forgot to put the cap on .. LOL

My wife is such a bad cook, she could burn water

she's such a bad cook, she messed up a pizza order the other night...

if u took longer to get ready than me, we have issues this is normal

LIVE WITH IT!

Well if you did not FUCKING SAY YOU WERE READY there would be no problem now would it .. just keep your fucking mouth shut when i ask you if you are ready to go then or tell me no ... DUH!!

jeff stop ur bitching you know u like it!

If i liked it do you think that i would come to a public forum SCREAMING at you ...

you kids...

Ahahaha I get that too.