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Am I ALLOWED to Post a GOOD Joke ??
An Ethipoian, a Hindu and an American are travelling together on a train.
A fellow passenger asked them what they thought of the nutritional value of Beef. The Ethiopian looked puzzled and asked 'What is nutritional value?' The Hindu also looked puzzled, and asked 'What is beef?' The American scratched his head in consternation and asked, 'What is an opinion?'
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I was looking for the good joke
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Allowed, but incapable.
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hehe, u could fit any land in there, like france.....
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hi
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Replace 'american' with 'republican' then it will be funny. Funny cause it's true, hahahahahahahahah
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Not really knowing why but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like flashy fireworks. There is, however, one exception. A girl named Kristen has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I am not an American." "Then", asks the teacher, "What are you?" "I'm a proud Canadian," boasts the little girl. The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Kristen why she is a Canadian. "Well, my mom and dad are Canadians, so I'm a Canadian too." The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?" A pause, and a smile. ?Then," says Kristen, "I'd be an American."
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you call this a joke!
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You're french. Looks like the joke's on you.
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Am I the only one who finds this guy funny ?
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you consider that one a good joke?
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Yeah u r alowed to post good jokes,but not the bad ones like this one
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