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Old 04-25-2004, 05:14 PM   #1
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Am I ALLOWED to Post a GOOD Joke ??
An Ethipoian, a Hindu and an American are travelling together on a train.

A fellow passenger asked them what they thought of the nutritional value of Beef.

The Ethiopian looked puzzled and asked

'What is nutritional value?'

The Hindu also looked puzzled, and asked

'What is beef?'

The American scratched his head in consternation and asked,

'What is an opinion?'
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Old 04-25-2004, 05:15 PM   #2
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I was looking for the good joke
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Old 04-25-2004, 05:15 PM   #3
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Allowed, but incapable.
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Old 04-25-2004, 05:15 PM   #4
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Old 04-25-2004, 05:15 PM   #5
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hehe, u could fit any land in there, like france.....
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Old 04-25-2004, 05:16 PM   #6
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He is the joke.
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Old 04-25-2004, 05:16 PM   #7
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Old 04-25-2004, 05:17 PM   #8
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An Ethipoian, a Hindu and an American are travelling together on a train.

A fellow passenger asked them what they thought of the nutritional value of Beef.

The Ethiopian looked puzzled and asked

'What is nutritional value?'

The Hindu also looked puzzled, and asked

'What is beef?'

The American scratched his head in consternation and asked,

'What is an opinion?'
You fucked up the joke dipshit.
Replace 'american' with 'republican' then it will be funny. Funny cause it's true, hahahahahahahahah
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Old 04-25-2004, 05:19 PM   #9
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A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an American. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were American too.

Not really knowing why but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like flashy fireworks. There is, however, one exception. A girl named Kristen has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.

"Because I am not an American." "Then", asks the teacher, "What are you?"

"I'm a proud Canadian," boasts the little girl.

The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Kristen why she is a Canadian. "Well, my mom and dad are Canadians, so I'm a Canadian too." The teacher is now angry.

"That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?" A pause, and a smile. ?Then," says Kristen,

"I'd be an American."
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Old 04-25-2004, 05:28 PM   #10
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you call this a joke!
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Old 04-25-2004, 06:53 PM   #11
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You're french. Looks like the joke's on you.
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Old 04-25-2004, 06:56 PM   #12
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this pic is a joke
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Old 04-25-2004, 08:35 PM   #13
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Am I the only one who finds this guy funny ?


Je suis certain que tu en en fais rire plus d'un... Ces imbéciles d'américains sont trop chauvins pour être capables d'un semblant d'auto dérision. Bordel ce qu'il y a des connards sur ce board.

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Old 04-25-2004, 08:36 PM   #14
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Female impersonators known as Monica Due West and Gina Maseratti, both of Key West, compete in the Conch Republic Drag Race in Key West on Saturday. The crazy contest, organized by the Bourbon Street Pub, featured drag queens pushing shopping carts on the island's Duval Street. The event was part of the Conch Republic Anniversary, that runs through May 2 celebrating Key West's reaction to a 1982 unannounced US Border Patrol roadblock on US Highway 1, the Florida Keys main road.

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Old 04-25-2004, 10:57 PM   #16
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you consider that one a good joke?
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Old 04-26-2004, 12:52 AM   #17
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Yeah u r alowed to post good jokes,but not the bad ones like this one
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